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Does porn work for getting you going while swinging?
Mal
Mod
Works for me!!
However, if the lady is dressed sexily, 'Hello' works as well!!
Mal
(Easily pleased)
lol
pearlshine
Sexlightened
I help to make quite a bit of porn - but I mostly only get to edit video/picture of people at 8x magnification to fix things! Not very erotic I can tell you... biggrin
Oh - and "hello everyone" - this is my first post smile
Unknown User
i would agree.... pornworks any time... thats what its for
Carpathian
Orgasminator
Quote by billybofh
I help to make quite a bit of porn - but I mostly only get to edit video/picture of people at 8x magnification to fix things! Not very erotic I can tell you... biggrin
Oh - and "hello everyone" - this is my first post smile

You snook your first post in quietly !! :P
Welcome to the madhouse - ensure you have a large part of your life free cos this place will have you hooked before you can say "I really must make a second post"
Carpathian
pearlshine
Sexlightened
Quote by Carpathian
You snook your first post in quietly !! :P
Welcome to the madhouse - ensure you have a large part of your life free cos this place will have you hooked before you can say "I really must make a second post"
Carpathian

lol smile Yet another messageboard to trawl! Yay! biggrin
pearlshine
Sexlightened
Quote by JudyTV
I read some time ago that somewhere in the region of 80% of internet traffic is porn related in some way. In my case, it is of course considerably higher.

If only they'd all pay a monthly subscription! I'd be typing this in Barbados! lol
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Quote by JudyTV
Porn? ...It sure puts Marmite on my toast.

Judy!!! smackbottom Every time you mention that I have to go and make some marmite on toast!
<~~Off to the kitchen - YET AGAIN!!
Unknown User
Quote by Angel Chat
Porn? ...It sure puts Marmite on my toast.

Judy!!! smackbottom Every time you mention that I have to go and make some marmite on toast!
<~~Off to the kitchen - YET AGAIN!!
Angel sweetie..... Dont you know that Judy only does that to make you smack her bum??..... lol
Back on topic..... redface
Erm......... Porn...... Well have to admit that we only end up watching about 10 minutes of a film because we get erm..... distracted....
Well you know how it is..... surprisedops: :oops:
Shireen
xxx
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Does porn work for getting you going while swinging?

Porn is a solitary diversion for me. I find it about a tenth as exciting as 3 dimensional flesh and blood and therefore it detracts somewhat from the pleasure of someone's company. I liken it to a nudist beach: One nude on a beach is exciting, or even 3 if I happen to be the one in the middle, but when it's wall to wall tits 'n' arse I think "yes... and?". In the absence of a sparring partner or two, I'd rather be left to my imagination, because porn directors don't seem to have any.
Ice
machoman12
Sexpert
Hello Billy nice to know you biggrin
Does that mean you get to see men's thingies at 8 times their size. lol redface
pearlshine
Sexlightened
Quote by machoman12
Hello Billy nice to know you biggrin
Does that mean you get to see men's thingies at 8 times their size. lol redface

Sadly, we only do picture of girls bottoms smile One day... one day.... lol :)
MikeNorth
Sex God
Angel Chat wrote:
Every time you mention that I have to go and make some marmite on toast!

Same here Angel. By the way, it's even better with a slice of cheese on the top.
Mike.
pearlshine
Sexlightened
Quote by MikeNorth
Same here Angel. By the way, it's even better with a slice of cheese on the top.

:: gags :: Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhh sad :scared:
lucyslovely
Orgasminator
Quote by MikeNorth
Same here Angel. By the way, it's even better with a slice of cheese on the top.

That sounds absolutely yukky :spit: how could you dunno urgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lucy kiss
DJohn
Sex God
Quote by JudyTV
Porn? ...It sure puts Marmite on my toast.

Judy... after reading your recent posts, I'd say that everything puts Marmite on your toast! You lucky thing wink
Then there's your apparant obsession with "dipping your bread" (good advice, by the way. Very good advice). Do all baked food products turn you on? I'll have to remember to bring a baguette to the next Munch.
It's all right. I see the panic in your eye that you're trying so hard to hide. The Vegemite will be left safely on the other side of the world.