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Porn, does it give you the horn??

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I love to watch real couples having sex rather than glamour models and paid studs.
I can’t say professional videos do much for me but to watch real people warts and all going hell for leather is a fantastic turn on. For those that like this sort of thing there is a good series of viewers wives videos from Your Choice videos. I wonder if anyone from SH has featured in one of the 42 videos in the series?
Come on own up! There must be some. :thumbup:
If you go to the following site and click watch clip you’ll see what I mean.
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His mom was in her 50's and a BBW, she just sat next to me on the settee and watched the movie with us. That was the first time I ever fealt the desire to shag an older woman, and from then on older BBW's have always been my favourite women. Don't get me wrong girls, I love you all. But when push comes to shove (as it were), the bigger older woman is my choice for a shag!!!

Sigh.. oh well... give it another 18 years i might be right up your street Brighton! biggrin
18 years? Blimey, I might not have a shag left in me 18 years from now!! If we ever meet, I'm sure you will be totaly 'up my street'.
Pete xxx
Well I remember getting hold of some vids when I was younger and very good it was too .But now I can't help laughing! The films are soooo corny and although I know they are not going to win any awards I mean well! you gotta laugh!
Remember one where Mr well hung and girl get jobs as driver and hostess at a big society wedding, they have to go to pick up some plants from the green house on this big estate from the gardener who happens to be blind ! This guy has turned on the sprinkler system in the green house an gone off (probably wanking somewhere) so Mr well hung and girl have to do the obvious thing and take all their clothes off so they don't
get wet! next, well then the gardener returns and joins in! guess no one thought about turning the tap off !!!!!!!
Nope it doesn't do a deal for me.
I usually end up doing a sarky commentary, as does at least one other person on here lol
I do like stories and my imagination though.
Jas
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Porn films do very little for me, I find stories far more erotic. But then I would always prefer to read than watch a film, porn or otherwise!
I definitely like porn - especially interracial with a white guy, group with the woman wearing stockings / suspenders - but when it comes to mags unless it's hardcore, I'd prefer stories. I am also an onanist :huh: , but enjoy aforementioned dvds with Mrs SJ - sadly bored of present collection and too brassic to buy more - hey ho.
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Porn films do very little for me, I find stories far more erotic. But then I would always prefer to read than watch a film, porn or otherwise!

Don't you find it difficult to keep the book steady or turn the pages I do !
I like amateur porn films, ordinary housewives in action.
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Porn films do very little for me, I find stories far more erotic. But then I would always prefer to read than watch a film, porn or otherwise!

Don't you find it difficult to keep the book steady or turn the pages I do !
That reminds me of a softcore-ish porn mag I wish I'd bought ten years ago, called "Top Banana" with a unique selling point, viz you read it backwards, so instead of the model starting naked and slowly getting dressed ( as they do in usual left handed reading materials ) you could read this with you left hand and it would be in the right order. Sounds absolutely mental, yet perfectly sane ( but then again who am I to judge ) :silly:
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A nettle rubbing, fart lighting, handcuffing feather tickling video of Kat, what more does a girl need? my life is sorted! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: passionkiss

Oi, you just said you preferred stories! rolleyes
I like the idea of a left handed porn book ! I wonder somtimes if it would be possible to get porno books for the blind in braile ?
or what about " pop up " books or maybe a laminated mag that will not stick pages together? any other ideas ?
Scratch and sniff? :twisted:
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I like the idea of a left handed porn book ! I wonder somtimes if it would be possible to get porno books for the blind in braile ?
or what about " pop up " books or maybe a laminated mag that will not stick pages together? any other ideas ?

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Scratch and sniff? :twisted:

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glow in the dark text for those under the covers moments?
never really watched porn, just never had the feeling to spend time watching it.
i did watch "the lovers guide" a few times biggrin when i was younger and found it very helpfull, at the time i was known as the best/proper shag around,(before any of you take a urine extraction out of me, i was a teenager) and most things were learn from watching lovers guide
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That's your christmas present sorted then Missy, along with Dawn and Red. cool
lhk

Oh Kat I love you :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Gimme gimme gimme! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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*Kat wanders off to find the video recorder trying to think up a good story to go with it. Once upon a time Kat was wandering naked through a field of waist high nettles when suddenly ......*

A nettle rubbing, fart lighting, handcuffing feather tickling video of Kat, what more does a girl need? my life is sorted! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: passionkiss ....suddenly something tickled his fancy. Is that the nettles, or Missy with her feather duster? It was difficult to tell with his fancy down amongst the nettles, however, as luck would have it, his fancy chose that moment to pop up from the nettles. It did look a little red and swollen. Clearly in need of the liberal application of soothing cream, Kat skipped away happily in search of some dock leaves. As he skipped his ......
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Kat
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....suddenly something tickled his fancy. Is that the nettles, or Missy with her feather duster? It was difficult to tell with his fancy down amongst the nettles, however, as luck would have it, his fancy chose that moment to pop up from the nettles. It did look a little red and swollen. Clearly in need of the liberal application of soothing cream, Kat skipped away happily in search of some dock leaves. As he skipped his ......
lhk
Kat

.......... fancy throbbed tenderly, so Kats skip settled down to a gentle walk in seach of dock leaves, which in turn turned into a rather awkward limp.
Missy however does not like the word 'limp' in any way shape or form, so helped Kat find his dock leaves faster by chasing him with the feather duster tickling his jacksy :twisted: thus bringing the 'limp' to more of a John Wayne style strut :shock:
Coming to a halt, Kat brought his fancy into Dock, a good rub all over ......
I find porn so damn horny on my own or with a partner
I must say though that I prefer the more natural woman with a hairy pussy and natural breasts
Thats a rarity these days but its more like fantasizing about the girl next door
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I find porn so damn horny on my own or with a partner
I must say though that I prefer the more natural woman with a hairy pussy and natural breasts
Thats a rarity these days but its more like fantasizing about the girl next door

IMO, I like the more natural people in porn. Never been into the 'Barbie' type bird, gimme thunder thighs and bubble butt any day. Not really worried what they do with their pubic hair, although I have seen the very hairy women in magazines, and the jury is still out as to whether I find them a turn on. I guess I'll have to meet one first and find out!!!