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For me by far the best porn is amateur. Either couples videoing each other, or swingers parties, dont mind which. Over the years I've traded home made tapes with dozens of couples and now have a great collection. Favourite one is where two couples set up the camcorder on a tripod and then just shag each other for about 75 mins. Great stuff.
I've found most of the porn I've seen to be quite annoying, I keep wishing the camera was pointing elsewhere, or getting annoyed when the director cuts away from a good shot.
Generally, I want to see much more of girl's faces, much less of repetitive close-ups, and I can't stand the 'cut away to the gruesomely contorted guy's face as he comes'. If I wanted to wank over guys looking like they bit into a lemon I'd... um, actually I have no idea what I would do, but suffice to say I don't!
My preferences are a bit mixed, I really enjoy the less staged of the 'virtual sex' videos, which are shot from the guy's perspective and have a lot of camera/eye-contact.
I also like certain female performers - but I don't seem to go for type... for example I adore US starlets Devon and Brianna Banks, but I don't care for Jenna Jameson or Celeste, and I like older big (fake) boob stars Wendy Whoppers and Tiffany Towers, but I don't go for their near-clones Traci Topps or 'Colt 45'.
Lastly (and this is the one I'm going to get the most stick for, but at least I'm being totally honest here) I get really turned on by SIMULATED forced oral, of all kinds, mf/ff/mm whatever, as long as it's a simulation of CONSENSUAL acts the giver is enjoying. Did I emphasise that it has to be "simulated" and "consensual" enough? I guess there will still be complaints...
Anyway, I get really turned on watching mouths being used for unrestrained selfish pleasure - although I'm not sure I'd ever want to be on either the giving or recieving end of this situation in real life, because it involves an awful lot of mutual trust combined with an awful lot of selfishness, which I personally can't reconcile.
Generally, I want to see much more of girl's faces, much less of repetitive close-ups, and I can't stand the 'cut away to the gruesomely contorted guy's face as he comes'. If I wanted to wank over guys looking like they bit into a lemon I'd... um, actually I have no idea what I would do, but suffice to say I don't!
My preferences are a bit mixed, I really enjoy the less staged of the 'virtual sex' videos, which are shot from the guy's perspective and have a lot of camera/eye-contact.
I also like certain female performers - but I don't seem to go for type... for example I adore US starlets Devon and Brianna Banks, but I don't care for Jenna Jameson or Celeste, and I like older big (fake) boob stars Wendy Whoppers and Tiffany Towers, but I don't go for their near-clones Traci Topps or 'Colt 45'.
Lastly (and this is the one I'm going to get the most stick for, but at least I'm being totally honest here) I get really turned on by SIMULATED forced oral, of all kinds, mf/ff/mm whatever, as long as it's a simulation of CONSENSUAL acts the giver is enjoying. Did I emphasise that it has to be "simulated" and "consensual" enough? I guess there will still be complaints...
Anyway, I get really turned on watching mouths being used for unrestrained selfish pleasure - although I'm not sure I'd ever want to be on either the giving or recieving end of this situation in real life, because it involves an awful lot of mutual trust combined with an awful lot of selfishness, which I personally can't reconcile.
Quote by Mister_Discreet
I've found most of the porn I've seen to be quite annoying, I keep wishing the camera was pointing elsewhere, or getting annoyed when the director cuts away from a good shot.
Generally, I want to see much more of girl's faces, much less of repetitive close-ups, and I can't stand the 'cut away to the gruesomely contorted guy's face as he comes'. If I wanted to wank over guys looking like they bit into a lemon I'd... um, actually I have no idea what I would do, but suffice to say I don't!
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I think the phrase for the annoying type of porn that you're describing is "skillfully animated butcher's shop window". :shock:
