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Porn-flicks, with concept or not???

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There we go, our first poll and a pretty simply one. As a couple we enjoy watching some dirty stuff before (to get us into the mood) and during sex (to inspire us).
Mrs Ego certainly prefers simple fuckfests, close-ups and quick action, whereas Mr Ego likes the flick to have some sort of concept.
So, what's your opinions?
With, definitely. If someone ever comes up with a plausible one that is! rolleyes
A few years back I happened to come across one that its concept was a mixture of Monty Python sketches. Somehow they managed to fit sex between dead parrots and black knights.
Highly entertaining!
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Porn with a "story" make TV movied look like blockbusters, fuck off, just get to it.

With the amount of money involved into porn nowadays, porn flicks probably look like blockbusters compared to some BBC efforts cool
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A few years back I happened to come across one that its concept was a mixture of Monty Python sketches. Somehow they managed to fit sex between dead parrots and black knights.
Highly entertaining!

If you ever find that again- pleeeease let me know! :thumbup:
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With, definitely. If someone ever comes up with a plausible one that is! rolleyes

What? The random electrical/mechanical item being broken isn't a plausible concept? :huh: :huh: :lol2:
I'm more concerned about the lack of "wakka wakka" electric guitar music in the films. The wakka wakka guitar is obviously a dying art. sad
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With, definitely. If someone ever comes up with a plausible one that is! rolleyes

What? The random electrical/mechanical item being broken isn't a plausible concept? :huh: :huh: :lol2:
I'm more concerned about the lack of "wakka wakka" electric guitar music in the films. The wakka wakka guitar is obviously a dying art. sad
The breaking down of the washing machine is plausible, yes.
Sadly, the washing machine repair man turning out to be
a) On time
b) Gorgeous
c) Have the right tool
d) Have an 11" penis
is a little less so! lol
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The breaking down of the washing machine is plausible, yes.
Sadly, the washing machine repair man turning out to be
a) On time
b) Gorgeous
c) Have the right tool
d) Have an 11" penis
is a little less so! lol

Yeap and knowing them they would probably charge the overtime on top of the original cost of the visit...
Porn-romance is dead!
If i was just turned on by hot rampant monkey love then i would go the zoo with a box of tissues,as an unashamed conoiseur (hope i spelt that right lol) of porn i can tell you getting anything out of two or more people going hammer and tong at it for no apparent reason becomes very boring very quickly,a plot is a must, maybe not upto the dialogue standard of MR Tarantino but hey make some effort folks we are not twelve anymore stimulate the mind enough to empathise. SF2008
If i was just turned on by hot rampant monkey love then i would go the zoo with a box of tissues,as an unashamed conoiseur (hope i spelt that right lol) of porn i can tell you getting anything out of two or more people going hammer and tong at it for no apparent reason becomes very boring very quickly,a plot is a must, maybe not upto the dialogue standard of MR Tarantino but hey make some effort folks we are not twelve anymore stimulate the mind enough to empathise. SF2008
If i was just turned on by hot rampant monkey love then i would go the zoo with a box of tissues,as an unashamed conoiseur (hope i spelt that right lol) of porn i can tell you getting anything out of two or more people going hammer and tong at it for no apparent reason becomes very boring very quickly,a plot is a must, maybe not upto the dialogue standard of MR Tarantino but hey make some effort folks we are not twelve anymore stimulate the mind enough to empathise. SF2008
Which kind of brings me to the next question:
How much porn is too much?
A friend of mine has watched so much of it that normal sex with his missus is not enough to get him even hard :violin:
I can't watch porn, I do like a storyline and Dave just prefers the sex, but I can't help criticing (sorry about spelling)so Dave has to find something to put in my mouth and fast lol lol
Sam x
I had a guy leave some porn with me once. One of the scenarios is set at this big house in the middle of no where (in America) and this old guy had like 10 young horny guys there. They have women come round and they have to fuck them until they crawl out the door. This young swedish (I think) girl walks round wearing a pair of hot pants and platform shoes with a glass in her hands asking for milk. You can guess what happens next lol.
It is quite funny and although it is very cheesy it is quite good when they all get going. I love watching gang bangs biggrin
Needless to say, I have kept it smile
Hmmm... good question.
Sometimes I just want to watch hard, dirty sex... but then sometimes I like a slightly more erotic and dare I say 'arty' build up.
Depends.
Nola x