Porn names

6 Oct 2004

Ladies and gentlemen, please say a big hello to Snowy Palmerston!! ;)
Hey, Pinky Hamilton - what you up to tonight ;) ..........

6 Oct 2004

Nah.......it don't work:
Butch Witton
What kind of a porn name is that????
Steve

6 Oct 2004

Ladies and gentelmen I give you.....Scamp Broughton!...yeah, kinda macho American porn star stylee. Nah...not really!
LC wink

6 Oct 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
Nah.......it don't work:
Butch Witton
What kind of a porn name is that????
Steve

Sounds perfectly credible to me ... you just need to get the reputation now Steve :twisted:

6 Oct 2004

I have worked mine out and it turns out to be Jasper Jones. Jasper was my dog when i was married fir the first time wink

6 Oct 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
Nah.......it don't work:
Butch Witton
What kind of a porn name is that????
Steve

don't get showing your arse like that and start calling yourself Butch Witton or else you may get a little more attention than you were planning for!!!!!

6 Oct 2004

Getting the names Mischiefs way would be Pooch Lincoln for mr ccr :shock: . I didn't have a pet when I was young sad

so doing it now would be Chips Blenheim :eeek: , chips being a goldfish! smile

Not very pornstar are they, lol
ccr xxx

6 Oct 2004

Introducing...........Sasha Crescent smackbottom

sasha was a lovely german shepard dog biggrin

Mind you I did have a bf called Cruise...........Could have been Kelly Cruise cool

6 Oct 2004

Hmm.. Tiger Tyndale, not bad I guess. Could work for M or F.
Hurrah, for first pet = porn name mechanics. When we have our kid and it wants it's first pet I'll recommend we call it Lusty or Juicy etc.. just for when they no doubt get asked that when they're old enough.
"Dad, why do we have to move to ThrustingCock Drive?"

6 Oct 2004

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6 Oct 2004

Quote by VCee3
Hmm.. Tiger Tyndale, not bad I guess. Could work for M or F.
Hurrah, for first pet = porn name mechanics. When we have our kid and it wants it's first pet I'll recommend we call it Lusty or Juicy etc.. just for when they no doubt get asked that when they're old enough.
"Dad, why do we have to move to ThurstingCock Drive?"

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6 Oct 2004

let me introduce u 2 SNOOP HILLVIEW

6 Oct 2004

Thanks to the Misschief formula for discovering your true identity, I am thrilled to discover I am none other than the legendary
Buster Gates; cool

I'm so impressed I'm going to buy a thong, rent a sunbed and find some really cool shades.
Second thoughts, I'll just buy some Sanatogen and have a lie down for a bit....
A.
(I'm also aware that if I took second pet and address I'd be 'Tiny Holding'; not the same ring somehow)

6 Oct 2004

ohhhhhnoooooo
Now staring Freda A4947 :shock:

6 Oct 2004

Quote by Nimbus
ohhhhhnoooooo
Now staring Freda A4947 :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Let me see ...Rinty Colman or Rinty Havingyou(ok ok it should be avenue redface

ops: )

6 Oct 2004

my porno name would have been..
....lemon chaucer
confused

6 Oct 2004

As a Newbie on here - let me present myself to you as:
TRIXIE WINTERPossibly a bit feminine for me - anyone want to trade names??
Mike :shock: :shock: :shock:

6 Oct 2004

Quote by celticq
he he he - I'm Sodahop Sinderland. Bit of a mouth full :shock:

Does Sodahop Sinderland enjoy a bit of a mouthfull as well? :twisted: :twisted: lol

:lol: :lol: :rascal: :grin:
I'd be........
wait for it........
big build up.....
drum roll please......
TOBY BENNETT

6 Oct 2004

easy are you Lenny Bennett's long lost son? lol

Dawn :silly:

6 Oct 2004

Mine would be..... Brutus Bretby cool

at your service biggrin

6 Oct 2004

Working on the pet theory, mine would be Twink Oakfield, but that doesn't sound like a porn name, so if I had to choose it would be Cum Ngone. wink

6 Oct 2004

digger oak.........uggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
think i'll stick with my screen name from on here
lee would be lucky crossman......not bad lol

6 Oct 2004

Best get rid of that redface

6 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Ooooooh you have to work out your porn name ...................
You use your first pets name and and the earliest street name you can remember that you lived on
Give it a go
Misschief -
aka Butch Roseberry :shock: (I sound like a wrestler! )

mine don't sound very horny!
Leo Perrywood

6 Oct 2004

Mopsy Moorland ! :doh:
I so dont like that I am male , honest

6 Oct 2004

I'm in a couple of porn videos and credited either as "billybofh" or "webmaster" smile

Such is the life of a nerd lol

6 Oct 2004

Mine would be Sally Sydney and hubby's would be Bruno Drive, both have kind of a ring to them!

6 Oct 2004

mine would be Dusky Todd, which, surprisingly does sound like the sort of name an adult entertainment star would have.

6 Oct 2004

Morbius would be .. Smokey Calderon!!!
I am really gonna keep my eye on him at Halloween!!!!!!!!
Be afraid all you Notts Munchers .... (I know how he's dressing!)
:twisted:

6 Oct 2004

wait for it...... Tavistock Tetley ! I like it..... nowt as good as a cuppa!!