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Nah.......it don't work:
Butch Witton
What kind of a porn name is that????
Steve
Butch Witton
What kind of a porn name is that????
Steve
Quote by steveg_nw
Nah.......it don't work:
Butch Witton
What kind of a porn name is that????
Steve
don't get showing your arse like that and start calling yourself Butch Witton or else you may get a little more attention than you were planning for!!!!!
so doing it now would be Chips Blenheim :eeek: , chips being a goldfish! 
Not very pornstar are they, lol
Hmm.. Tiger Tyndale, not bad I guess. Could work for M or F.
Hurrah, for first pet = porn name mechanics. When we have our kid and it wants it's first pet I'll recommend we call it Lusty or Juicy etc.. just for when they no doubt get asked that when they're old enough.
"Dad, why do we have to move to ThrustingCock Drive?"
Hurrah, for first pet = porn name mechanics. When we have our kid and it wants it's first pet I'll recommend we call it Lusty or Juicy etc.. just for when they no doubt get asked that when they're old enough.
"Dad, why do we have to move to ThrustingCock Drive?"
Quote by VCee3
Hmm.. Tiger Tyndale, not bad I guess. Could work for M or F.
Hurrah, for first pet = porn name mechanics. When we have our kid and it wants it's first pet I'll recommend we call it Lusty or Juicy etc.. just for when they no doubt get asked that when they're old enough.
"Dad, why do we have to move to ThurstingCock Drive?"
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
let me introduce u 2 SNOOP HILLVIEW
Thanks to the Misschief formula for discovering your true identity, I am thrilled to discover I am none other than the legendary
Buster Gates;
I'm so impressed I'm going to buy a thong, rent a sunbed and find some really cool shades.
Second thoughts, I'll just buy some Sanatogen and have a lie down for a bit....
A.
(I'm also aware that if I took second pet and address I'd be 'Tiny Holding'; not the same ring somehow)
Buster Gates;
I'm so impressed I'm going to buy a thong, rent a sunbed and find some really cool shades.
Second thoughts, I'll just buy some Sanatogen and have a lie down for a bit....
A.
(I'm also aware that if I took second pet and address I'd be 'Tiny Holding'; not the same ring somehow)
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
ops: )
Sex God
my porno name would have been..
....lemon chaucer
....lemon chaucer
Sex God
Quote by celticq
he he he - I'm Sodahop Sinderland. Bit of a mouth full :shock:
Does Sodahop Sinderland enjoy a bit of a mouthfull as well? :twisted: :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :rascal: :grin:I'd be........
wait for it........
big build up.....
drum roll please......
TOBY BENNETT
Orgasminator
Mine would be..... Brutus Bretby at your service 
at your service 
Sex God
Working on the pet theory, mine would be Twink Oakfield, but that doesn't sound like a porn name, so if I had to choose it would be Cum Ngone. 
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Ooooooh you have to work out your porn name ...................
You use your first pets name and and the earliest street name you can remember that you lived on
Give it a go
Misschief -
aka Butch Roseberry :shock: (I sound like a wrestler!)
mine don't sound very horny!
Leo Perrywood
Sex God
Mine would be Sally Sydney and hubby's would be Bruno Drive, both have kind of a ring to them!
Sexlightened
mine would be Dusky Todd, which, surprisingly does sound like the sort of name an adult entertainment star would have.
