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Porns sucks don't it.
I don't want to see some girl faking and moaning as if shes having a great time whilst some ugly beasts spits on her arse and tries to rip it open. Are these people catering for the masses or just south american red-necks. Surely the people of Britain aren't into this kind of crap.
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It's all SOOOOOOOO fucking shit. it really pisses me off. I even did a search for "why is porn shit". well mr googles a sick fucking pervert, do you know what he came back with.... some greasy bastard taking a dump in a birds mouth.
WHere's the porn with good cinematography, a funky soundtrack, modern music, real hedonism, i'm not asking for tame, I'm asking for good. Where's something showing the sexiness, the subtle touches, the chills up the spine, the back-arching, spine tingling feel of an approaching orgasm, the sudden in-take of breath when a cock slides deep in and throbs. Where's the FUCKING passion.
American porn industry! You suck dick. Go fuck yourself. That's one movie i'd like to watch.
Is that a subtle way of letting us know that you're not keen on porn? lol
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
Porns sucks don't it.
I don't want to see some girl faking and moaning as if shes having a great time whilst some ugly beasts spits on her arse and tries to rip it open. Are these people catering for the masses or just south american red-necks. Surely the people of Britain aren't into this kind of crap.
"
It's all SOOOOOOOO fucking shit. it really pisses me off. I even did a search for "why is porn shit". well mr googles a sick fucking pervert, do you know what he came back with.... some greasy bastard taking a dump in a birds mouth.
WHere's the porn with good cinematography, a funky soundtrack, modern music, real hedonism, i'm not asking for tame, I'm asking for good. Where's something showing the sexiness, the subtle touches, the chills up the spine, the back-arching, spine tingling feel of an approaching orgasm, the sudden in-take of breath when a cock slides deep in and throbs. Where's the FUCKING passion.
American porn industry! You suck dick. Go fuck yourself. That's one movie i'd like to watch.

go on... tell us what you really think...... smile :) :) :)
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Porns sucks

You're not doing it right.
wink
What do you think of Hoovers? Mine sucks too! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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I even did a search for "why is porn shit". well mr googles a sick fucking pervert, do you know what he came back with.... some greasy bastard taking a dump in a birds mouth.

Be careful what you ask for...........You might just get it
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
I tend to agree with you though, watching porn can be hard work bordering on totally boring. After 5 mins I've seen enough.
Now then, as for making one of my own (with me in it of course), now could be a different kettle of fish...........(change that to a different matter, the fish just make it sound perverted :twisted: :lol: :lol: )
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Porns sucks don't it.

Big time baby :rascal: :twisted:
I do prefer the European porn over the American stuff! wink
Hi
Porn is good, but you get some heavy calluses on your hand!!!
John
Sounds like you have directed too may porn films.
This is why, when I make it, I try to do "girl porn".
With a bit of a narrative 'plot'.
No, that sounds like talking and a story, which is not what I mean.
Bollox. I can't explain.
Just real stuff, ya know? With laughing, even.
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
Porns sucks don't it.
I don't want to see some girl faking and moaning as if shes having a great time whilst some ugly beasts spits on her arse and tries to rip it open. Are these people catering for the masses or just south american red-necks. Surely the people of Britain aren't into this kind of crap.
"
It's all SOOOOOOOO fucking shit. it really pisses me off. I even did a search for "why is porn shit". well mr googles a sick fucking pervert, do you know what he came back with.... some greasy bastard taking a dump in a birds mouth.
WHere's the porn with good cinematography, a funky soundtrack, modern music, real hedonism, i'm not asking for tame, I'm asking for good. Where's something showing the sexiness, the subtle touches, the chills up the spine, the back-arching, spine tingling feel of an approaching orgasm, the sudden in-take of breath when a cock slides deep in and throbs. Where's the FUCKING passion.
American porn industry! You suck dick. Go fuck yourself. That's one movie i'd like to watch.

Errr but that's porn innit?? You want erotica - don't look fer porn FFS!
So is there anything out there that is really good? I mean really good.
Like you'd sit back for a few minutes after you've seen it and say... that was fucking good.
On a slight aside - I went to see "descent" last night... That's a very scary film. Horror movie involving a group of women cavers. I'm not a pussy but I felt uncomfortable fot the entire film. It was great. Go see it. thoroughly recommend it. Don't go if you've got any kind of heart condition.
Now if there was a porno that had the capacity to turn me on as much as that film had for scaring the crap out of me. If the american porn industry did horrors, they'd be B-movie crap. It annoys me that some industries exist just because the vast majority of people dont have the ability to recognise bad quality when they see it. Why are people buying this rubbish? Why do people eat junk food? Why do people feed their kids turkey twisslers? Why can I buy microwaveable Doner Kebabs in my local supermarket? As my nan once said "No mans ever lost money catering for peoples bad taste". How true.
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This is why, when I make it, I try to do "girl porn".
With a bit of a narrative 'plot'.
No, that sounds like talking and a story, which is not what I mean.
Bollox. I can't explain.
Just real stuff, ya know? With laughing, even.

Perhaps a demonstration is required here wink
Quote by westerross
Porns sucks don't it.
I don't want to see some girl faking and moaning as if shes having a great time whilst some ugly beasts spits on her arse and tries to rip it open. Are these people catering for the masses or just south american red-necks. Surely the people of Britain aren't into this kind of crap.
"
It's all SOOOOOOOO fucking shit. it really pisses me off. I even did a search for "why is porn shit". well mr googles a sick fucking pervert, do you know what he came back with.... some greasy bastard taking a dump in a birds mouth.
WHere's the porn with good cinematography, a funky soundtrack, modern music, real hedonism, i'm not asking for tame, I'm asking for good. Where's something showing the sexiness, the subtle touches, the chills up the spine, the back-arching, spine tingling feel of an approaching orgasm, the sudden in-take of breath when a cock slides deep in and throbs. Where's the FUCKING passion.
American porn industry! You suck dick. Go fuck yourself. That's one movie i'd like to watch.

Errr but that's porn innit?? You want erotica - don't look fer porn FFS!
TE. You've got a point. It's more the prevalence of it over erotica. I think it's sad that there's a bigger demand for "anal violator 4" for a bunch of sniggering "jocks" - as they call them in america, to take the piss out off than some real good quality erotica.
Erotica, porn, whatever you want to call it. There has NEVER been a good one.... ever.
and if you still don't get it. Listen to "Fuck her gently" by Tenacious D. It's very funny.
Same Mr Black from School of Rock who did "Best song in the world - Tribute"
The Swedish Erotica series with the like's of john holmes etc funky guitar and those neck scarfs what was that all about confused:
would think it's a bit like movies now they have to be bigger and better, but turn out worse
I love porn. The more cliched and fake the better :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
if you dont like it switch it off baby
x simple x
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if you dont like it switch it off baby
x simple x

:shock: Is that you Rachel?
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if you dont like it switch it off baby
x simple x

I can switch it off. it's like a big soup of putrid crap that masks all the good stuff that i want to "switch on". The internet is like mixing the entire contents of the British Library with an Ann Summers warehouse and turning the lights off.
There is good porn out there, the older stuff from the 70's and 80's has a lot more passion in it than the 'modern' stuff. There are also some indipendant filmmakers who do wonderful stuff depending on your tastes. Real passion, and real enjoyment, as a voyeuristic personality thats all that hits me. Doing for the camera has no effect on me either smile
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
Porns sucks don't it.
I don't want to see some girl faking and moaning as if shes having a great time whilst some ugly beasts spits on her arse and tries to rip it open. Are these people catering for the masses or just south american red-necks. Surely the people of Britain aren't into this kind of crap.
"
It's all SOOOOOOOO fucking shit. it really pisses me off. I even did a search for "why is porn shit". well mr googles a sick fucking pervert, do you know what he came back with.... some greasy bastard taking a dump in a birds mouth.
WHere's the porn with good cinematography, a funky soundtrack, modern music, real hedonism, i'm not asking for tame, I'm asking for good. Where's something showing the sexiness, the subtle touches, the chills up the spine, the back-arching, spine tingling feel of an approaching orgasm, the sudden in-take of breath when a cock slides deep in and throbs. Where's the FUCKING passion.
American porn industry! You suck dick. Go fuck yourself. That's one movie i'd like to watch.

Errr but that's porn innit?? You want erotica - don't look fer porn FFS!
TE. You've got a point. It's more the prevalence of it over erotica. I think it's sad that there's a bigger demand for "anal violator 4" for a bunch of sniggering "jocks" - as they call them in america, to take the piss out off than some real good quality erotica.
Erotica, porn, whatever you want to call it. There has NEVER been a good one.... ever.
There's a difference between erotica and porn but.... why don't you read some of the writings of Anais Nin. She organised a group of literati in the 1930s to write so-called erotica, which, because of the demands of the client, was near porn even though it was high quality writing. By reading her preface and the content you get a very good appreciation of the boundary between erotica and porn.
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if you dont like it switch it off baby
x simple x

:shock: Is that you Rachel?
Thats what I thought too :shock:
Fee
XX
Quote by Vix
This is why, when I make it, I try to do "girl porn".
With a bit of a narrative 'plot'.
No, that sounds like talking and a story, which is not what I mean.
Bollox. I can't explain.
Just real stuff, ya know? With laughing, even.

As a media professional i think im best suited to view all these videos and provide an accurate and detailed analysis for the loverly people of SH. So send em over Vix sillyhwoar:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
This is why, when I make it, I try to do "girl porn".
With a bit of a narrative 'plot'.
No, that sounds like talking and a story, which is not what I mean.
Bollox. I can't explain.
Just real stuff, ya know? With laughing, even.

As a media professional i think im best suited to view all these videos and provide an accurate and detailed analysis for the loverly people of SH. So send em over Vix sillyhwoar:
OMG - a reporter! :shock: lol
Quote by freckledbird
This is why, when I make it, I try to do "girl porn".
With a bit of a narrative 'plot'.
No, that sounds like talking and a story, which is not what I mean.
Bollox. I can't explain.
Just real stuff, ya know? With laughing, even.

As a media professional i think im best suited to view all these videos and provide an accurate and detailed analysis for the loverly people of SH. So send em over Vix sillyhwoar:
OMG - a reporter! :shock: lol
Thought there was summat strange from his avatar!!
Quote by westerross
This is why, when I make it, I try to do "girl porn".
With a bit of a narrative 'plot'.
No, that sounds like talking and a story, which is not what I mean.
Bollox. I can't explain.
Just real stuff, ya know? With laughing, even.

As a media professional i think im best suited to view all these videos and provide an accurate and detailed analysis for the loverly people of SH. So send em over Vix sillyhwoar:
OMG - a reporter! :shock: lol
Thought there was summat strange from his avatar!!
can't drink enough to be a reporter and my ego ain't big enough.
I design Video Fx, before you ask
Quote by meat2pleaseu
This is why, when I make it, I try to do "girl porn".
With a bit of a narrative 'plot'.
No, that sounds like talking and a story, which is not what I mean.
Bollox. I can't explain.
Just real stuff, ya know? With laughing, even.

As a media professional i think im best suited to view all these videos and provide an accurate and detailed analysis for the loverly people of SH. So send em over Vix sillyhwoar:
OMG - a reporter! :shock: lol
Thought there was summat strange from his avatar!!
can't drink enough to be a reporter and my ego ain't big enough.
I design Video Fx, before you ask
I was only messing M2PU