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Porn titles aping mainstream film titles

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There seem to be many amusing examples over the years of porn film titles which play on the words of mainstream film titles.
One of the best ones I think is one I saw a reference to the other day: (which would no doubt have Charles Dickens rotating under the soil) "David Cop-A-Feel".
I have also seen the title: "Dickman And Throbbin'". I'm really thinking of films which actually exist, but I suspect we are going to get some made-up ones too. Anyone got any more?
Mike.
Saving Ryan's Privates
and
Edward Penis Hands
I've seen both. I recommend Edward Penis Hands, because, yes he does have them and yes they really shoot.
ms. ocky
The one which always sticks in my mind is 'Gums'. Fascinating little tale of men being pulled under the water and being blow-jopbbed to death by a mermaid :shock:
"Greased"
"Star Whores"
Porn Trek - The Next Penetration
Riding Miss Daisy
A Tale of two titties
The really "blue" blues brothers
The "gay" adventures of sin-bad
That wartime epic "Reach for the bras" and" the longest lay"
The lie in, The bitch and the wardrobe.
Das "kinky rubber" boot.
Ah pucker lips now !
sleasy rider
Starsky and crotch
Saturday night beever
Wlll he wank her in the chocolate factory
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Edward Penis Hands
I've seen both. I recommend Edward Penis Hands, because, yes he does have them and yes they really shoot.
ms. ocky

hehe i've seen that HOW funny!!!
Porn of the Dead!
Blow Bill!
Cry Hard with a Vengence!
Passenger 69,an ape of passsenger 57
til ,a spoof of 9 to 5
Dick Rambone,self explanatory
Im sure i can think of a few more
Dude, where's my Dildo
Tea Bagger Vance
Big Trouble in little Vagina
Moulin Splooge
Tits of Fury
The fat, the bald and the ugly (true, I swear)
E-Three, the Extra Testicle
Sperms of Endearment
Pokeahotass
Thelma Does Louise
Sex Trek: Deep Throat Nine
Apollo 13 Inches
The Usual Sexpects
King Dong
Pump Friction
Forrest Hump
Goldfister
Schindler's Fist
Free My Willy
Jurassic Pork
The Whole Nine Inches
Lord of the G-Strings
The Cockateer
Beetlejism
The Postman only Rims Twice
Lust of the Mohicans
Goodwill Humping
When Harry ate Sally
Buffy the Vampire Layer
The Sexorcist
Titty Slickers 2
I haven't reached my bottom shelf yet
lol
No need to change this one....SHAFT!!
Men In Black Men
Shitty Shitty Gang Bang
"Glad he ate her", was an obvious one, dodgey german dubbing, surprised no one mentioned that one
Havent seen these but they havent been mentioned and i have heard they do actually exist
"Prime cuts - One fell into the poo poo's nest"
"Beverly Hills 9021 Ho"
"Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Mammoo"
"Shaving Ryans Privates"
have fun searching for more
whomb raider
look whose porking
charlies anals
lol
There was a Blair Witch one. Can't think of the exact title. Starter for ten anybody?
even some of the porn stars have jumped on this bandwagon too!
My fave name is Michael J Cox biggrin
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Dude, where's my Dildo
Tea Bagger Vance
Big Trouble in little Vagina
Moulin Splooge
Tits of Fury
The fat, the bald and the ugly (true, I swear)
E-Three, the Extra Testicle
Sperms of Endearment
Pokeahotass
Thelma Does Louise
Sex Trek: Deep Throat Nine
Apollo 13 Inches
The Usual Sexpects
King Dong
Pump Friction
Forrest Hump
Goldfister
Schindler's Fist
Free My Willy
Jurassic Pork
The Whole Nine Inches
Lord of the G-Strings
The Cockateer
Beetlejism
The Postman only Rims Twice
Lust of the Mohicans
Goodwill Humping
When Harry ate Sally
Buffy the Vampire Layer
The Sexorcist
Titty Slickers 2
I haven't reached my bottom shelf yet
lol

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Flucking 'ell man - you need to get out more!!
oh, we saw an absolutely horrid one a few years ago "Bi-Witched"
Oh god... it was so bad...
Ocean's Twelve!
Oh no, that's a real non-porn movie. Darn. Perhaps someone could make one called Ocean's 9 1/2?
i remember one called "shitty shitty gang bang" after u know what film lol.
i remember one called "shitty shitty gang bang" after u know what film lol.
'School of Cock - most likely to suck seed..' (geddit?!?lol)
Ooh, and 'Ready, Steady Cock' for the TV fans amongst you.
And my personal fave (for you gamers) 'Grand Theft Anal'
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Layla xx
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There was a Blair Witch one. Can't think of the exact title. Starter for ten anybody?

Sure it was the Erotic Witch Project and its soooo poor i've been trying to bleach it out of my mind since!