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I am going for Portugal 1 - England 2
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Portugal vs England Predictions
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Orgasminator
ENGLAND 2 PORTUGAL 0
Not relevant to the predictions but funny anyway
The England Football Coach, Sven Goran Ericksson is on "Who wants To Be A Millionaire" and has reached the million pound question. Chris Tarrant says "Right Sven, this is for one million pounds, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.'
Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Sett ? Is it... a) a badger b) a ferret c) a mole or d) a cuckoo?
Sven ponders for a while and says "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not too sure. I'll have to go 50-50." Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're left with.
" Badger" and "Cuckoo" are the two remaining answers. Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says "No, Chris, I'm still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a friend." "So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris. Hmmm.. I think I'll call David Beckham." So Tarrant phones David Beckham. "David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' I've got Sven Goran Ericksson here, and with your help he could win one million pounds. The next voice you hear will be Sven's". "Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal lives in a sett? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?" "It's a badger, boss." says Becks without hesitation. "You sure, son?" says Sven. "Definitely, boss. One hundred per cent. It's a badger. Definitely." "Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a badger. Final answer. " Sven," says Chris, "That's the correct answer. You've won One Million Pounds!!" Cue wild celebrations.
Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across. "Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a gamble giving you a call, but you played a blinder! But how the hell did you know that a badger lives in a sett?" Oh... I didn't, boss," replies Beckham, "But everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock"
The England Football Coach, Sven Goran Ericksson is on "Who wants To Be A Millionaire" and has reached the million pound question. Chris Tarrant says "Right Sven, this is for one million pounds, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.'
Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Sett ? Is it... a) a badger b) a ferret c) a mole or d) a cuckoo?
Sven ponders for a while and says "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not too sure. I'll have to go 50-50." Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're left with.
" Badger" and "Cuckoo" are the two remaining answers. Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says "No, Chris, I'm still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a friend." "So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris. Hmmm.. I think I'll call David Beckham." So Tarrant phones David Beckham. "David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' I've got Sven Goran Ericksson here, and with your help he could win one million pounds. The next voice you hear will be Sven's". "Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal lives in a sett? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?" "It's a badger, boss." says Becks without hesitation. "You sure, son?" says Sven. "Definitely, boss. One hundred per cent. It's a badger. Definitely." "Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a badger. Final answer. " Sven," says Chris, "That's the correct answer. You've won One Million Pounds!!" Cue wild celebrations.
Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across. "Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a gamble giving you a call, but you played a blinder! But how the hell did you know that a badger lives in a sett?" Oh... I didn't, boss," replies Beckham, "But everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock"
Sex God
:D :D Thats really funny ceeteex
My prediction is England 1 Portugal 0
Molly xxx
Master of Sex
if they play like they did in the second half against croatia theres no team they cant beat.
if they do play like that i predict a 4-2 win for england
if they do play like that i predict a 4-2 win for england
Sex God
I hope it goes to penalties and then England will lose - ha ha
Sex God
prediction......
i would love to say rain.....but it is bloody warm here in lisbon!!!! :D :D :D :D
i am actually really really excited..... aparently it may almost be 50-50 in the stadium.....
if anyone wants to spot me on the tv..... i'll be the big black dude in the england shirt.....
semi-final here we come........
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
p.s...... how was your night of fun blue?????
i would love to say rain.....but it is bloody warm here in lisbon!!!!
:D :D :D :D i am actually really really excited..... aparently it may almost be 50-50 in the stadium.....
if anyone wants to spot me on the tv..... i'll be the big black dude in the england shirt.....
semi-final here we come........
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
p.s...... how was your night of fun blue?????
Sex God
What night of fun is that, Fabio? Isn't every night fun? :shock:
Orgasminator
1 .0 england win silver goal just to make things really fun, headed in by Heskey, Beckham off with broken finger nail
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
I hope it goes to penalties and then England will lose - ha ha
Excellent prediction!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Thank F**K that is now over, can everyone please take their bloody silly flags down now? (After rioting all night of course)
