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Quote by The Muttleys
Does using a silky pair of the wifes knickers count. :shock:

Now THAT I can understand! That really is a posh wank......especially if pure silk or nice satin :twisted:
Quote by berksbex
Does using a silky pair of the wifes knickers count. :shock:

Now THAT I can understand! That really is a posh wank......especially if pure silk or nice satin :twisted:
yep to right :thumbup:
just remember you lot with your socks.....you don't have to be posh to be privlaged !!!
I'd be terrified of catching atheletes foot. Imagine explaining that to your doctor redface
Upset now OK, I’ve always wanted to be the author of a locked thread, but now that this has become unlocked. I and I’m quite unanimous in this, feel left out and now I want to experience the rollercoaster ride of having a thread locked and then unlocked, so I demand my Blue Mushrooms thread is unlocked.
lol :P :twisted:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/62541.html
Quote by rebecca_uk_tv
I’m quite unanimous in this

Oh that's done it! I've seen a pic of you on SH, you looked great but now I am going to think of you in a blue wig and a Grace Brothers uniform forever!!! :shock:
Quote by davej
dont knock the knob in a sock its the only time a guy gets close to his dick looking like a foot.
.......davej reaching deep into the barrel...

i suggest you best go to the what you want for xmas thread and ask for a dozen pairs of socks lol
Quote by rebecca_uk_tv
Upset now OK, I’ve always wanted to be the author of a locked thread, but now that this has become unlocked. I and I’m quite unanimous in this, feel left out and now I want to experience the rollercoaster ride of having a thread locked and then unlocked, so I demand my Blue Mushrooms thread is unlocked.
lol :P :twisted:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/62541.html

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh it's good to have you back kiss
here was me thinking a posh wank was when she (or indeed he) had one of your plums in her mouth
YIIIPPPPPPEEEEEE !!!!! I've actual had a locked thread unlocked !!!!! Does that mean i'm rather special now confused
i used a condom and not a sock...........ultra safe sex biggrin
Quote by Serendipity
I’m quite unanimous in this

Oh that's done it! I've seen a pic of you on SH, you looked great but now I am going to think of you in a blue wig and a Grace Brothers uniform forever!!! :shock:
Thanks for that I’ve been looking for ideas as to what to wear for my next photo Session lol
Quote by Missy
Oh it's good to have you back kiss

Cheers Missy It’s good to be kcab.
brings a whole new meaning to having a foot job !
Quote by berksbex
i thought a posh wank would be camilla parker bowles/wales giving you a tug ??
although i cannot think of anything more disgusting..

:eeek:
The thought if that is enough to out anyone off a wank!
btw for anyone who has tried a posh wank in a sock, does the sock rub you sore after a bit :P
:shock: :shock: Are yours made out of sandpaper??
Guess it depends doesnt it, about what sort of sock you use?? Those with small penises can use those trainers socks, but those who are well endowed must have to use a football sock, and footbal socks are quite scratchy aint they??
Haha can imagine them after a match! Can't wait to get in the changing room, get those football socks off and have a posh wank lol
Well, I suppose it's ok if you use Lenor keep them socks all soft (and smelling nice :P ), or maybe just do it now and then, but say you were like Baggy (hi baggy wink lol) and did it all the time! Surely you would rub vital layers off!
With the amount of wanking I've been doing lately (anywhere and everywhere) a sock would be out of the question. I'd have very little skin left and I don't think I would be able to explain to the local casualty department what I'd been up to.
Can they put your dick into a sling :wink: :wink: :wink:
In Scunthorpe, a posh wank is one with a new condom.
Prob called posh cos in Scunthorpe most people cant afford new ones.
Quote by lenonio
In Scunthorpe, a posh wank is one with a new condom.
Prob called posh cos in Scunthorpe most people cant afford new ones.

Who put the C*** in Scunthorpe?
I thought a posh wank, was taking a viagra and then having a wank???