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i've just had one and it was very pleasant biggrin
Ummmmmm sorry, gonna lock this - have no idea what you're talking about as there is no explanation. Or was this meant as a 'press reply' post - or a PM? dunno
Oh bugger blast flip and damn it :uhoh:
Just when I was thinking that I hadn't done anything stupid for a while too redface
Just got this PM
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Lol missy,
Just saw the post ur locked!
A posh wank is a wank with a condom on, or a sock!

Well how was I to know what it was!! :undecided: dunno surprisedops:
Sorry MrFilth - I thought you were talking nonsense .......... after all, if I don't know what you're on about, then you must be rolleyes :undecided:
Missy - off to look up posh finishing school evening classes :oops:
On a more "modding" note tho - when starting threads, some sort of explanation might be in order. Or at least don't start a thread unless it is a question/story/opinion/worry etc wink With full reasoning in that initial post. biggrin Then planks like me have half an idea of what's going on redface
Quote by Missy
Just got this PM
Lol missy,
Just saw the post ur locked!
A posh wank is a wank with a condom on, or a sock!


It is? :shock: I assumed he had a photo of Victoria Beckham!
Quote by Serendipity
It is? :shock: I assumed he had a photo of Victoria Beckham!

Oh thank heavens for you Serendipity rotflmao Cos I thought it was something like holding it like you would a cup of tea, you know, thumb finger with pinky sticking up :shock: So's not to get in too much of a mess before going back into the office confused
Oh and forgot to say thank you PrincesSwallows for correcting me in PM kiss redface
Quote by blueocean

It is? :shock: I assumed he had a photo of Victoria Beckham!

Oh thank heavens for you Serendipity rotflmao Cos I thought it was something likeholding it like you would a cup of tea, you know, thumb finger with pinky sticking up :shock: So's not to get in too much of a mess before going back into the office confused
Marie does that. She didn't know she did it till I told her. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Does she also have a pile of tissues to slap over the end, the moment you cum too? :rotflmao:
Sorry Marie :rotflmao: kiss
If you're using a condom to have a wank, does that mean you've got something on your dick that you don't want your hand to catch?
Quote by Missy
Does she also have a pile of tissues to slap over the end, the moment you cum too?

:scared: Aaaaargh ! ! ! Stop it :scared:
You're reminding me of Mk I.
After I'd come, she wouldn't let me pull out until she'd wrapped half a box of kleenex around the base of my knob.
Then she'd make me wipe as I withdrew, "plug" herself and skuttle off to the bathroom to wash :shock:
Quote by Phire
If you're using a condom to have a wank, does that mean you've got something on your dick that you don't want your hand to catch?

Like a small mouse perhaps? :giggle:
Quote by dambuster

Does she also have a pile of tissues to slap over the end, the moment you cum too?

:scared: Aaaaargh ! ! ! Stop it :scared:
You're reminding me of Mk I.
After I'd come, she wouldn't let me pull out until she'd wrapped half a box of kleenex around the base of my knob.
Then she'd make me wipe as I withdrew, "plug" herself and skuttle off to the bathroom to wash :shock:
i do the same with keith biggrin
got to think about the clean sheets you no its me who has to wash em
rotflmao
It seems some of you are misinformed, as far as I am aware a posh wank is no more than masterbating whilst wearing a smoking jacket, cravat and holding a glass of quality brandy in the spare hand, all done whilst seated in a deep tan coloured leather Chesterfield wingback
:smug:
Quote by davej
It seems some of you are misinformed, as far as I am aware a posh wank is no more than masterbating whilst wearing a smoking jacket, cravat and holding a glass of quality brandy in the spare hand, all done whilst seated in a deep tan leather Chesterfield wingback :smug:

tried and tested then davej i assume :giggle:
Quote by salt_n_pepper
It seems some of you are misinformed, as far as I am aware a posh wank is no more than masterbating whilst wearing a smoking jacket, cravat and holding a glass of quality brandy in the spare hand, all done whilst seated in a deep tan leather Chesterfield wingback :smug:

tried and tested then davej i assume :giggle:
Absolutely S&P and if it wasn't for the facts that my socks were elasticated instead of loose fit with garters and I was watching porn instead of listening to Brahms at the time, I would have been enrolled into the rather elite 'Five Fingers' club for discerning gentlemen there and then, but I was refused entry for those reasons. I felt at the time that these were spurious reasons and became rather bitter about it, resorting to standing outside of the clubs main wanking room and shouting 'Anne Widdecombe!...Anne Widdecombe!...through the window in an attempt to put them off, but I'm over it now.
Quote by davej
It seems some of you are misinformed, as far as I am aware a posh wank is no more than masterbating whilst wearing a smoking jacket, cravat and holding a glass of quality brandy in the spare hand, all done whilst seated in a deep tan coloured leather Chesterfield wingback
:smug:

I didn't know they did them for penises :shock:
Quote by Serendipity
Just got this PM
Lol missy,
Just saw the post ur locked!
A posh wank is a wank with a condom on, or a sock!


It is? :shock: I assumed he had a photo of Victoria Beckham!
lol :lol:
i thought a posh wank would be camilla parker bowles/wales giving you a tug ??
although i cannot think of anything more disgusting..
Quote by 34fun
i thought a posh wank would be camilla parker bowles/wales giving you a tug ??
although i cannot think of anything more disgusting..

:eeek:
The thought if that is enough to out anyone off a wank!
btw for anyone who has tried a posh wank in a sock, does the sock rub you sore after a bit :P
Quote by berksbex
i thought a posh wank would be camilla parker bowles/wales giving you a tug ??
although i cannot think of anything more disgusting..

:eeek:
The thought if that is enough to out anyone off a wank!
btw for anyone who has tried a posh wank in a sock, does the sock rub you sore after a bit :P
:shock: :shock: Are yours made out of sandpaper??
I think I did this many years ago - think its supposed to be better because your hand is not actually in contact so the feeling is better and aasumed it was called a 'posh' wank because usually its free to do but condoms cost money!
Probably wrong on both counts.
Quote by PrincessSwallows
i thought a posh wank would be camilla parker bowles/wales giving you a tug ??
although i cannot think of anything more disgusting..

:eeek:
The thought if that is enough to out anyone off a wank!
btw for anyone who has tried a posh wank in a sock, does the sock rub you sore after a bit :P
:shock: :shock: Are yours made out of sandpaper??
Guess it depends doesnt it, about what sort of sock you use?? Those with small penises can use those trainers socks, but those who are well endowed must have to use a football sock, and footbal socks are quite scratchy aint they??
Aren't socks one size fits all?
Here's mine though.....
dont knock the knob in a sock its the only time a guy gets close to his dick looking like a foot.
.......davej reaching deep into the barrel...
Quote by davej
dont knock the knob in a sock its the only time a guy gets close to his dick looking like a foot.
.......davej reaching deep into the barrel...

now i no why ya socks stood up when ya took emm off!
posh wanks aint THAT bad......just make sure you dont use the same sock twice without washin between!...
Quote by ablindfold
posh wanks aint THAT bad......just make sure you dont use the same sock twice without washin between!...

no, you just keep the same 'special' sock especially for the occasion, especially for a long trip at sea!!!!!!!!
Does using a silky pair of the wifes knickers count. :shock:
Quote by The Muttleys
Does using a silky pair of the wifes knickers count. :shock:

i have to say the image of you running up the stairs in your Mrs knickers at your party will go with me to my grave lol
i dont recall anything like that ..............................................no, sorry , i dont remember !! redface surprisedops: :oops:
Quote by PrincessSwallows
i thought a posh wank would be camilla parker bowles/wales giving you a tug ??
although i cannot think of anything more disgusting..

:eeek:
The thought if that is enough to out anyone off a wank!
btw for anyone who has tried a posh wank in a sock, does the sock rub you sore after a bit :P
:shock: :shock: Are yours made out of sandpaper??
Guess it depends doesnt it, about what sort of sock you use?? Those with small penises can use those trainers socks, but those who are well endowed must have to use a football sock, and footbal socks are quite scratchy aint they??
Haha can imagine them after a match! Can't wait to get in the changing room, get those football socks off and have a posh wank lol
Well, I suppose it's ok if you use Lenor keep them socks all soft (and smelling nice :P ), or maybe just do it now and then, but say you were like Baggy (hi baggy wink lol) and did it all the time! Surely you would rub vital layers off!