Post A Baseless Lie About The Last Poster.

18 Feb 2010

from what you told me , its a baggy puss, o bag puss, o furry old cat puss, and you need more than one fist in there

18 Feb 2010

pleasant guy says that to all the girls because he is insecure about the fact that his cock has the same girth as his little finger!!

18 Feb 2010

When i lent you my snake, a boa constrictor(funny enough called ...little finger), it came back from the strip show that you did ,all distort

19 Feb 2010

Imapleasantguy is actually Dick Dastardly from the Wacky Races

19 Feb 2010

Play.. got thrown off a naturist only beach when dressed up as Yogi, he got the wrong idea when the sign read "Only Bare Bodies allowed"

19 Feb 2010

pleasant guys is not a pheasant plucker, hes a pheasant pluckers son, and he's only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucking's done.

19 Feb 2010

Fun lovers toungue is now so played out that their oral skils scored poorly in the last test

20 Feb 2010

Has been running in depth sex-skill serveys, for Oxford Uni.

23 Feb 2010

For a small charge Kaz will walk behind you with her hands in your trouser pockets jingling your change for you.

23 Feb 2010

Kaz once surduced two monks on Lindisfarne

23 Feb 2010

Now has a job a condom tester and regularly takes her work home.

24 Feb 2010

After a recent fitting and purchase of a corsett, Kaz tells me she has to wear an oxygen mask when its on , so she can breathe

24 Feb 2010

replaced the oxygen with helium.

24 Feb 2010

Is busy experimenting with Nitros Oxide

24 Feb 2010

is helping

24 Feb 2010

I don't mind being Kevs bitch, or living in Kazs' attic with a Thai lady boy. He cooks good food, but I'm getting fed up with rice.
Kaz won't buy me a bag of chips.

25 Feb 2010

likes to dip his chips in cum and pussy juice.

25 Feb 2010

has a chip under her skin, I can not say where or what it counts.

27 Feb 2010

said he helped erect stone henge, i think he ment got erect at stone henge.... summer saltice and free love maannnnn.. lol

28 Feb 2010

IAPG last saw daylight 15 years ago when his blindfold slipped and it resulted in him being kept in a box for a whole month.

28 Feb 2010

Has discovered that The Ann Summers bondage tape really does work.
However now regrets trying it out on himself as he cannot free himself now.

28 Feb 2010

Has applied to be the first to use the replica of his penis.

28 Feb 2010

and t mann say's he wants the second use of it, hey its a bum deal, butt wait your turn

28 Feb 2010

was recently arrested for humping the legs of old grannies like a dog on heat while they stood innocently waiting for their bus.

28 Feb 2010

Likes to dress like Scotty from star trek and insists on shouting at the point of orgasm "She canna take anymore Captain"!

1 Mar 2010

Has become an expert in the use of a tricorder, and inspects the engineering.

1 Mar 2010

Quote by Kaznkev
Is the origional model that the barbie doll was based on

If only!!!!! lol

1 Mar 2010

the original g-spot finder vibrater was modelled on 's cock

1 Mar 2010

Having been strapped to the bed,Funlover said those fatefull words.
"Boys you can do anything you like now"
and they all went to the lapdancing club.

1 Mar 2010

all except mancunian cos he couldnt resist my charms!!