Was very dissapointed when she discovered the "Girl with the Pearl earings" wasn't a bukkai film.
Was the stunt double for the leading lady in the film of Mata Hari, but refused to do the sex scences
Tan places cut out pictures of me around her pussy them goes sun bathing.
Fluff pole-dances at the end of Brighton pier.
...and there is one letter she does not have to post.
Once suspended himself by his knackers in a bizarre attempt to simulate combined weightlessness and sexual gratification.
...but only after Fluff and I were dropped from the NASSA program.
is actually a proctologist who likes nothing better that hanging around with bums
......and went to Vienna in search of a man.
Twitches the curtains to watch the naught neighbours opposite.
Has trained her pussy to turn over and play dead.
Takes every afternoon off to watch judge judy
Has appeared regularly on the Jeremy Kyle Show.
:gulp: you promised i would be able to walk whilst incubating those!
Kaz has sent me a pm every day for the last two weeks telling me just what she will do when she gets her hands on me.
Kaz, you are supposed to lie :twisted:
Kaz caught the number 42 bus to Greendale but bottled it at the stop before the post office.
Fluff and stuffs name comes from the "fluff and stuff" she found whilst doing her yearly navel cleaning.
Will not attend a meet without first carrying out a Health and Safety assessment and recieveing a Method Statement for all sexual practices to be carried out.
Was Tom Cruise's body double in 'Top Gun'.
insists on wearing a soldering mask whilst performing felatio just in case
What emergency requires ferrets? the mind boggles.
Fluff keeps stuff locked up in a high tower where he is growing his hair in an attempt to escape.
sleeps in the next door way to me.
