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Unknown User
Actually I have spent the last few months fighting a court battle to put a restraining order on Kaz.
Unknown User
Are you sure it wasn't because you chained him to the wall and shut the cellar door, leaving him in the dark for an hour?
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Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Are you sure it wasn't because you chained him to the wall and shut the cellar door, leaving him in the dark for an hour?

it wasn't the being chained to the wall that bothered me though fluff it was the leaving me for an hour with a raging hard on that was the issue!
Unknown User
Kaz has a fully equipped dungeon which includes a rack, thumb screws and an iron maiden. Not for any sexual purpose but because she miss understood what they were in the ads, she got the rack because she likes a good rack on a woman, loved the idea of being screwed by a thumb and thought an iron maiden was a strap on she could use on Kev.
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
Kaz told me , once she had sex with the whole rugby team after a match, found out later , it was an all woman team...go girl
Unknown User
imapleasantguy's AV picture is actually part of a work place accident claims insurance ad.
Unknown User
P1aymate tried to warm his cold hands on my tits, but my nipples took his eye out!
Unknown User
During the cold weather Stuff stands Fluff in the hall and uses her erect nipples to hang the coats on.
Unknown User
Kaz is planning to set a new record this summer by walking from John 'O' Groats to Landsend whilst leading Kev zipped into his gimp outfit and inviting passers by to whip his bum.
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
play always wears white y-front briefs and keeps his socks and suspenders on when having sex
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
Kaz has this wierd vampire fetish going on .....well if thats what you do, im not kissing you...lol
Unknown User
Kaz is going for the Guinness Book Record for having the longest signature on her posts.
Unknown User
Kaz has been training with the English Rugby team in the hope she will get to hold some odd shaped balls.
tmann
Sex God
....loves to have pancake rolls.
mancunian
Sex God
Banned from stately homes, along with his friends, after found swinging from the chandeliers. Nekid!
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
Kaz , do you always wear them big fluffy garfield slippers whist having sex, there a bit of a passion killer you know... lol
mancunian
Sex God
Is the originator of the Sex in Garfield Slippers Club, and is looking for new memebers.
tmann
Sex God
is the newest member
mancunian
Sex God
Quietly hid her Hello Kitty slippers away for fear of the same.
tmann
Sex God
Has Hello Kitty slippers in a bank vault.
Unknown User
Wishes he'd bought Garfield slippers instead of Hello Kitty, although he enjoyed being black balled.
tmann
Sex God
Came to my party as a Garfield pussy.
Unknown User
Told me it was fancy dress.
tmann
Sex God
All I said was come as you fancy.
Unknown User
No I believe you said "Dress up for me".
tmann
Sex God
Well you did dress up.
Unknown User
But dressing up as a sex slave from Caligula would have drawn attention from the other people on the bus!
mancunian
Sex God
Not that P1aymAte was any less conspicuous dressed in his Centurian outfit with polished breastplate
mancunian
Sex God
Has given the task to Mr Sheen
Unknown User
Kaz's AV is actually the foot hills of the Himalayas.