Well I am sure we have al been there. You have the eyes meeting across a crowded room, the dancing, the wine, and finally nature takes it course... After the moment has passed no doubt many things come to mind. Phrases, quotes, things like that was the best, fancy a pizza, maybe even 'Do you smoke after sex'... (I would suggest avoiding the Liar Liar 'I've had better' quote)
What you don't expect in this moment of intimacy is your partner (wife in this case) to burst out laughing 10 seconds later... When pushed it turns out the cause of the outburst is not my manly body (thank god ;) ) but a Lion King quote... So rapidly thinking through the movie you start to conjure images of Simbas Pride and similar phrases... no the quote in question was:
Slimy yet satisfying!
Ahh well it could have been worse. So come on you lot, spill the beans. Whats your best and worst post coital comments?
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Post Coital Comedy...
Sex God
The worst has got to be 'that was brill, (insert name of ex-girlfriend)' 
Not really post coital, but, god he's gonna kill me 
well, we were having a wonderful time, David on top, when I coughed suddenly :uhoh: not even a big cough, just a little one, but nearly flung the poor sod across the room, or would've done, had my insides not gripped him so tight, his face was dead shocked
David - :shock:
Me -
Had I not been laughing so much I might've thumped him for the.......
"Fucking ell :shock: if that's what you do when you cough, there's noway you're cumming with me inside you :shock: you're fucking dangerous"
well, we were having a wonderful time, David on top, when I coughed suddenly :uhoh: not even a big cough, just a little one, but nearly flung the poor sod across the room, or would've done, had my insides not gripped him so tight, his face was dead shocked David - :shock:
Me -
Had I not been laughing so much I might've thumped him for the.......
"Fucking ell :shock: if that's what you do when you cough, there's noway you're cumming with me inside you :shock: you're fucking dangerous"
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:Quote by Missy
Not really post coital, but, god he's gonna kill me
David - :shock:
Me -
Had I not been laughing so much I might've thumped him for the.......
"Fucking ell :shock: if that's what you do when you cough, there's noway you're cumming with me inside you :shock: you're fucking dangerous"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Apologies to David but that was as funny as f*ck :giggle:
Sex God
Missy, youre a cracker! 
Poor David! Neil knows which side his bread is buttered after sex and just doesn't speak. He hands me tissue, kisses me on the forehead and disapears to bring me back a nice cup of tea! By which time the 'danger zone of stupid commenthood' has passed by nicely.
Gem. x
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Not really post coital, but, god he's gonna kill me
David - :shock:
Me -
Had I not been laughing so much I might've thumped him for the.......
"Fucking ell :shock: if that's what you do when you cough, there's noway you're cumming with me inside you :shock: you're fucking dangerous"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Apologies to David but that was as funny as f*ck :giggle:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Unfortunately the cough to bladder thing doesn't work quite as well :undecided: Why is that?
Unless he was more anchored in than I thought :undecided: :dunno:
Edit: Oh blimey, just read that back and it's come out all wrong :undecided: now it looks like I peed all over him too :shock: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sex God
dont worry missy, we have all weed on our partners during sex!!!!!!!!!
:shock: (anything to make her feel better!!!!)))
:shock: (anything to make her feel better!!!!)))
Sex God
Quote by robhambledon
dont worry missy, we have all weed on our partners during sex!!!!!!!!!
was that intended or did your partner have an incontinence problem
:shock: (anything to make her feel better!!!!)))
niether! it was a joke! :roll:
Sex God
I missed this one
Off to think of something suitable
Off to think of something suitable
Warming the Bed
My bro and his Ukranian wife were arguing when he called her a spastic. This really riled her and she yelled, "I am not plastic, is you who is plastic"
He turned to me and said " told you".
By the way, what`s post coital mean? sounds like a royal mail affliction
He turned to me and said " told you".
By the way, what`s post coital mean? sounds like a royal mail affliction
Master of Sex
Quote by handsometype
My bro and his Ukranian wife were arguing when he called her a spastic. This really riled her and she yelled, "I am not plastic, is you who is plastic"
He turned to me and said " told you".
By the way, what`s post coital mean? sounds like a royal mail affliction
Put it this way, you might wish you'd asked that question before posting an anecdote involving you in a threeway conversation with your brother and his wife.
Not sure if it's classed as post coital, does it count if it's still in
anyhooo er recently we were lying there enjoying a nice after cuddle with things still in place so to speak when PK gave the biggest of sneezes (I think she is alergic to me 
) which caused the bloody thing to shoot out with such force that I felt it slap against my leg :shock: causing us to colapse in a huge laughing fit, then I saw the aftermath she had shot my er deposits a good 12 inches down the bed :shock: and on clean sheets as well the sod :lol:
Anyhoo we just found it hilarious and wondered does anyone know where I can get a job lot of ping pong balls cheap
anyhooo er recently
we were lying there enjoying a nice after cuddle with things still in place so to speak when PK gave the biggest of sneezes (I think she is alergic to me ) which caused the bloody thing to shoot out with such force that I felt it slap against my leg :shock: causing us to colapse in a huge laughing fit, then I saw the aftermath she had shot my er deposits a good 12 inches down the bed :shock: and on clean sheets as well the sod :lol: Anyhoo we just found it hilarious and wondered does anyone know where I can get a job lot of ping pong balls cheap
