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Quote by __random_orbit__
we'll have no troubllle herrrre
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Is this a local thread for local people?
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Check it goes through the slot please
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Is this like the Scout post?
If so... where are all my Christmas cards?!
Worse than the Royal Mail!
If so... where are all my Christmas cards?!
Worse than the Royal Mail!
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
Is this like the Scout post?
If so... where are all my Christmas cards?!
Worse than the Royal Mail!
Sorry DG They are here Sex God
Quote by Lost
Is this like the Scout post?
If so... where are all my Christmas cards?!
Worse than the Royal Mail!
Sorry DG They are hereAwwww bless... fanks!
Now... what else do you deliver?! :rascal:
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
Is this like the Scout post?
If so... where are all my Christmas cards?!
Worse than the Royal Mail!
Sorry DG They are hereAwwww bless... fanks!
Now... what else do you deliver?! :rascal:
Oh god how I wish at this moment I could cyber flirt :-( but hey all I can say is OOOOeeeeerrrrrrrr!
Sex God
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Practise makes perfect... there's a naked apron and a Santa hat waiting for someone in the GFZ! :mrgreen:
Practise makes perfect... there's a naked apron and a Santa hat waiting for someone in the GFZ! :mrgreen:
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Quote by blonde
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And! Nelson Mandela!
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Quote by __random_orbit__
Check it goes through the slot please
What happens to the big ones that dont fit
I dont have that trouble, though I believe the service does include the little note with a time and date to come and collect your little package from a designated depot.
lp
Lying bas*ards said they knocked !
Do you jknow how much I covet my little packege
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Quote by tigernlynx
Check it goes through the slot please
What happens to the big ones that dont fit
All the girls it seems want a big one but unless the slot is big enough it wont fit esp A4
A4 - what A four inches :dunno: : :wink:
Now I have heard that some women like multiple packages
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Quote by Lost
Check it goes through the slot please
What happens to the big ones that dont fit
All the girls it seems want a big one but unless the slot is big enough it wont fit esp A4
A4 - what A four inches :dunno: : :wink:
Now I have heard that some women like multiple packages
lynx says she likes her packages del by UPS three or more at a time :D
Quote by Lost
Check it goes through the slot please
What happens to the big ones that dont fit
All the girls it seems want a big one but unless the slot is big enough it wont fit esp A4
A4 - what A four inches :dunno: : :wink:
Now I have heard that some women like multiple packages
I believe all good things come in small packages! :wink:
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Quote by easy
That ain't four inches ya divvi
thats four foot Sex God
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Check it goes through the slot please
What happens to the big ones that dont fit
All the girls it seems want a big one but unless the slot is big enough it wont fit esp A4
A4 - what A four inches :dunno: : :wink:
Now I have heard that some women like multiple packages
I believe all things come in small packages! :wink:
Oh I see your one of them wimmin who likes to make guys feel good
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I bid two pretty ironing goldfish and a slightly dazed neilinleeds for the post... seeing as it's going free.
Although I'm not very good at undoing knots, so someone would have to trade me a fluffy boiled sweet for an expert knot undoer. And if they had x-ray vision to tell me what was in the presents I've wrapped up and can't remember what the hell they are, that'd be a bonus too!
LG. x
Although I'm not very good at undoing knots, so someone would have to trade me a fluffy boiled sweet for an expert knot undoer. And if they had x-ray vision to tell me what was in the presents I've wrapped up and can't remember what the hell they are, that'd be a bonus too!
LG. x
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Quote by little gem
I bid two pretty ironing goldfish and a slightly dazed neilinleeds for the post... seeing as it's going free.
Although I'm not very good at undoing knots, so someone would have to trade me a fluffy boiled sweet for an expert knot undoer. And if they had x-ray vision to tell me what was in the presents I've wrapped up and can't remember what the hell they are, that'd be a bonus too!
LG. x
You mean to say they're not all perfectly wrapped with no sellotape showing, complete with ribbon and a label? :shock:
Amateur!!
*looks a bit smug* :smug:
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Yes, that's exactly why I need someone with x-ray vision, because I don't want to move the pretty ribbons, paper and tags to see what was in there to start with so that I can write on afore mentioned tag and give the present to the person to whom it belongs.
*and breathe*
I can feel a 'show us your tree' kinda thread coming on! ;)
LG. x
*and breathe*
I can feel a 'show us your tree' kinda thread coming on! ;)
LG. x 