Are you struggling to think of a subject for your first post in the cafe?
Are you worried you will look like a dickhead if you post something that has been done before?
Are you struggling to think of anything interesting to write due to your overwhelming desire to bitch about not getting a shag?
Then this thread is for you!
Introducing Post Picker 2006.
Post Picker 2006 is a highly developed software package that has take in excess of 15 minutes to develop by some of the world leading undiscovered programmers.
The instructions are simple and no download is required.
Instructions
1 - Select "Post Replyâ€
2 - Type your :
- Name
- Age
- Location
3 - Select “Submitâ€
And that’s it!
Post Picker 2006 will reply with a suggested post topic that will suit your personality and make you look stunningly intelligent.
Your will be able to reference you personal Post Picker 2006 suggestion by looking for the following at the beginning of the reply box:
(your username) Post Picker suggests >
Happy Posting!
elliot Post Picker suggests > Duvet Covers:
At what age is it expected for your duvet cover not to match your Bob the Builder pyjamas?
May be I should get the bod's in to give the software a tweak or two - it must just be a 'settling-in' bug :grin:
Oh what the hell, I'm up for anything
Pete_sw
46
In the forums
cant wait to see this one
pete sw
has broken the computer
Pete_sw Post Picker suggests > Smelly Issue:
What is your fragrance of love?
What is your fragrance of passion?
What is the fragrance that puts you in the mood?
For me it just has to be (insert your favourite smell here) with a subtle hint of (insert a second smell here). They remind me of (insert interesting experience here).
Can I try?
Tune Essence
19
6 inches behind Polo
westerross Post Picker suggests > First Aid:
Can anyone give me some handy hints on first aid?
I have recently been involved in an accident where a rather sexy red boot impacted on my dingly-dangly bits with some force - resulting in my dingly-dangly bits swelling somewhat.
I have since learnt not to sneak-up on ladies in red boots.
sheddy Post Picker suggests > Make-up for Men:
I am thinking about getting into the whole metrosexual thing. I know I have probably left it too late to reverse most of the damage, but I would like to make the most of whatever it actually is I have left.
Can anyone suggest some good products and brands which may help me upgrade my apprearance?
(other than Ronseal)
Mike
40's
Nottm
Gotta be a giggle if nothing else........
Tramper Post Picker suggests > Vacation:
Where would you most like to see me go for a vacation and for how long?
mdr2000 Post Picker suggests > If you could start again...:
If you could go back in time and start your first post all over again, how would you introduce yourself and what would you say - knowing what you know now.
hisandhers Post Picker suggests > his 'n' hers:
It is not uncommon to see his 'n' hers matching watches, bathrobes, etc...
But what would make a good his 'n' hers gift for a swinging couple?