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I like to sleep after sex.... in fact, I like sleeping a lot...apart from when the insomnia gets me, then I'm on here thinking about sex instead of doing it!
I must have that male gene Dammy is talking about, most of the men I've been with are asleep minutes after the deed is done, takes me a little longer but I sleep well after sex, usually lol
Usually I go mopping up or ill end up stuck to the sheets :sticky: how sexy dunno
After that it always used to be to have a fag :smoke: but not any more now weve quit :smug:
Chat after usually consists of........
Me "ug" :crazy:
Steve "ug" :crazy:
Perfect marital bliss lol
but mainly its a kiss followed by much needed :sleeping:
Have to say I like cooking :shock:
when ever the deed is done, I tend to pop out of bed and make pancakes........for 2 reasons........I'm hungry :P ......and want to recover :P
Plus If I just rolled over on to my back thinking about what just happened, I would be out like a light! evil .......so batter made,,,coffee.....cook.....then get to play with maple syrup with the pancakes.....which leads me nicely back into the swing of things :twisted: :P hump
Quote by rebecca_uk_tv
Seriously if it’s a one on one and no rush I love just cuddling, stroking, kissing each other, whispering nice things all the really soppy stuff but I love it, in fact its often more fun than the act its self.

I love the cuddly touchy feely thing to before and after biggrin
Carol
Depends who it is....normally im left gagging for more...but having a lovely chat and cuddle really makes it nice for me....dont tend to have men stay tho and the last one who did knows that i normally just want it again and again..lol but then if its afternoon sex then a good cuddle and kiss and a small look at each other is lovely....a man getting up and getting dressed straight away sort of scares me lol.....am i that bad dunno
Quote by debz4u
I like to satisfy her and not come myself and then finish it in the morning and then get up and make breakfast.
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realy mmmmmmm
Yep, did it last night/this morning. An ex came round for a drink and couldn't get a taxi home so she had to stay over and one thing led to another and I did just what I described above - again!
Quote by Phire
I like to satisfy her and not come myself and then finish it in the morning and then get up and make breakfast.
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realy mmmmmmm
Yep, did it last night/this morning. An ex came round for a drink and couldn't get a taxi home so she had to stay over and one thing led to another and I did just what I described above - again!
Oh bollox ! ! !
One of my ex's is coming round tonite to worm the cats :shock:
The one that used to get me drunk :scared:
I should be so fuckin lucky ! !
Your cat used to get you drunk?
But seriously - if she's a good shag....
Quote by TallSexyLondon
Its traditional for men to fall asleep

other way round in my experience! ((( mentioning no names! ;) )))
you know, you do your damnedest to be dead passionate and sensual and stuff, and really, really attentive, and go all out for that whole earth-shattering orgasm thing, and all they do is roll over, fart, and start snoring, leaving you nursing a rather swollen appendage! mad and then, if you'll credit it, they wake up in the morning expecting bacon sandwiches and a lovely cup of tea in bed! :shock:
oh yeah, and . . . and . . . you have to get out of your nice warm comfy bed ((( this is MY bed don't forget! rolleyes ))) and traipse into the living room just to have your PCF! ((( Post-Coital Fag! ))) :x
i dunno why i bother sometimes! :x :roll:
neil x x x :P
Quote by Phire
But seriously - if she's a good shag....

Good shag??????????????
Tell you what . . .
'cos I'm the sun's been shining all day and I'm in one 'them' sort of moods . . . .
I was 39 when we got together. 39 mind.
She was the first woman to actually and genuinely blow my mind. That's going some when you consider I've been sexually active since I was 14 (getting a bit tired now tho :lol2: ) and served my late teens and through my 20s in the Army.
I'm two and a half times divorced (she was the half) and she was the only women I've ever "tried again" with.
Good shag ?????
Doesn't even beginto do her justice.
And I wouldn't insult her by suggesting it.
Its different for us ---as long as ive known my wife, when weve had sex she switch es off immediatly she either gets straight up or turns the tv on----hell its as if it never happened
Marital shagging ..... cuddle and sleep
Swinging shagging ..... "NEXT!!!!!" :twisted:
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Marital shagging ..... cuddle and sleep
Swinging shagging ..... "NEXT!!!!!" :twisted:

i like that one but also true
I tend to wander round like a newborn giraffe for a few minutes (if its been good)... and I have to have a few minutes rest before that if its been very good...
Then I score a nice big hug smile :) :)
(btw walking round is usually to dispose of the condom... not because I have a desparate need to walk around!! )
Quote by EnglishChris99
I tend to wander round like a newborn giraffe for a few minutes (if its been good)... and I have to have a few minutes rest before that if its been very good...

You'll be a friend of Bambithen Chris ??????
Straight after
A nice big sigh followed by a nice little cuddle followed by a mad rush to the fridge, cakes, cookies, choc's etc
Then the rest of the night is spent brushing the crumbs of the sheets
Just realised its always me that gets up for the plate of bloody munchies as well lol
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Straight after
A nice big sigh followed by a nice little cuddle followed by a mad rush to the fridge, cakes, cookies, choc's etc
Then the rest of the night is spent brushing the crumbs of the sheets
Just realised its always me that gets up for the plate of bloody munchies as well lol

You only do it the once??
Normally straight after a shag... and some Giraffe walking... its time for another shag!
Well my wife falls asleep during sex.
I have to wake her up after i've shot my i've left my fags in the other room so someone has to get them.
Have a fag, and then move on to the next one.

as bluexxx says....but now im older have 2 fags.....
then early morning when i wake up.................
I always need a drink afterwards............
water wink
Pay her.
Quote by Kit
I always need a drink afterwards............
water wink

There you go then:-
Quote by Sarah
I always need a drink afterwards............
water wink

There you go then:-

Better late than never :wink:
I usually let the air out biggrin