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westerross
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I've seen this land of Farmer Pickles - it's full of cow pats n pot holes* confused How're we gonna flatten that lot out?

Ha!! That is where phase 2 of my cunning plan comes in. :? :? :? :?
Before we use the land we are going to hold the New World Famous Rolling The SH Ladies Round The Course Event. This is sure to be a massive attraction and will flatten out the land at the same time.
Only snag is we need to find some ladies!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: bolt
I think we've found one in Cow_Pat.
Sarge you can start rolling her first - I'll watch to try and pick up the technique.
RnC
Sexlightened
:shock:
EagerSlut
Sex God
Quote by simonchad1
This is news to me, can you tell where i can read these rules caus i don't use the forum muchjavascript:emoticon('redface')
Embarassed and have no idea what i'm doin, is postin a reply countin or do i have to start a new topic? please help!!!

Oi! :shock: :shock: :shock: That looks like my g string you're wearing in your avatar! smackbottom :smackbottom:
:huh: :huh:
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Before we use the land we are going to hold the New World Famous Rolling The SH Ladies Round The Course Event. This is sure to be a massive attraction and will flatten out the land at the same time.
Only snag is we need to find some ladies!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: bolt

Oi Bilko!!!! smackbottom
Just need to get the typo gang in and change this slightly!! cool :
C'mon Bilko me "laddie" - over here and lemme practice
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by R n M
This is ridiculous. I don't post much so to keep my free membership all I have to do is post twice a week, on any random thread, the words "fence post". If I do this then in six months I will be in the clear.
Can you imagine some of the rubbish that will get posted, just so original members can stay without paying? It's bad enough as it is with all the you-know-who's- posting crap so they can qualify for a munch!

Oih!!! Stop hijacking this hijacked thread!!!:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Missy
C'mon Bilko me "laddie" - over here and lemme practice :twisted:

So you're volunteering to be rolled Missy??? confused :? :? :?
Well one volunteer is worth 10 pressed men so that makes you about ...... erm 10 men!!
That should make a start on the flattening !! :shock: :shock: :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
westerross
Sex God
Quote by R n M
This is ridiculous. I don't post much so to keep my free membership all I have to do is post twice a week, on any random thread, the words "fence post". If I do this then in six months I will be in the clear.
Can you imagine some of the rubbish that will get posted, just so original members can stay without paying? It's bad enough as it is with all the you-know-who's- posting crap so they can qualify for a munch!

47 to go! wink
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by westerross
This is ridiculous. I don't post much so to keep my free membership all I have to do is post twice a week, on any random thread, the words "fence post". If I do this then in six months I will be in the clear.
Can you imagine some of the rubbish that will get posted, just so original members can stay without paying? It's bad enough as it is with all the you-know-who's- posting crap so they can qualify for a munch!

47 to go! wink
We could all do it tonight in this thread!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
So you're volunteering to be rolled Missy??? confused :? :? :?
Well one volunteer is worth 10 pressed men so that makes you about ...... erm 10 men!!
That should make a start on the flattening !! :shock: :shock: :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Blimey :shock: First look at that, me and me xmas excess was gonna thump ya!!! :?
But I can be rolled by 10 men???? :bounce: At the same time?? :bounce:
Can I choose?? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Missy
So you're volunteering to be rolled Missy??? confused :? :? :?
Well one volunteer is worth 10 pressed men so that makes you about ...... erm 10 men!!
That should make a start on the flattening !! :shock: :shock: :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Blimey :shock: First look at that, me and me xmas excess was gonna thump ya!!! :?
But I can be rolled by 10 men???? :bounce: At the same time?? :bounce:
Can I choose?? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Best make sure they are big and hefty!! :? :? wink
10 of him in your siggy should do it!! :? :? :? :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: bolt
Unknown User
LM
Quote by Sgt Bilko
This is ridiculous. I don't post much so to keep my free membership all I have to do is post twice a week, on any random thread, the words "fence post". If I do this then in six months I will be in the clear.
Can you imagine some of the rubbish that will get posted, just so original members can stay without paying? It's bad enough as it is with all the you-know-who's- posting crap so they can qualify for a munch!

Ooh!!! Stop hijacking this hijacked thread!!!:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink
Missy nice to here from you babes .........or should i say See in typing ...... :bounce:
Clair babes..........how can i resist sarge!...........i will always have room for him :twisted: :twisted:
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Best make sure they are big and hefty!! confused :? wink
10 of him in your siggy should do it!! :? :? :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: bolt

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
It's official - I hate you!!! :rotflmao:

But 10 men to myself? :bounce:

Now you're moving the goal posts!!! evil How the ell am I gonna find 10 siggy men?? There's only 1 of him that I know of?
Maybe SH auditions? Get em to audition in the field. That should prep the field ready for the rolling :lol2:
Missy
Sex God
Quote by debbiewebs
Missy nice to here from you babes .........or should i say See in typing ...... :bounce:

Ello Gorgeous gal passionkiss
Been everso busy the past few weeks - today is the first day I've managed to take off my headless chicken pants confused :? :? :? :? dunno
Unknown User
Quote by Missy
Missy nice to here from you babes .........or should i say See in typing ...... :bounce:

Elli Gorgeous gal sillyassion kiss:
Been ever so busy the past few weeks - today is the first day I've managed to take off my headless chicken pants confused :? :? :? :? dunno
you no babes.i think you more nutty then me :shock: lol :lol:
Lov ya xxxxxxxxxxx
from one nut to anouther........... i like brasills nuts......... what you like? wink
Unknown User
Quote by Sgt Bilko
We could all do it tonight in this thread!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

What do you mean we could all do it tonight :shock: :shock: :shock: do you mean IT or do you mean IT :shock: :shock: :shock: because I need to know is it my digging clothes or my discoloured underwear ...........................I mean a gals got to be prepared you know rolleyes :roll: cool :twisted: :lol:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by corriefem

We could all do it tonight in this thread!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

What do you mean we could all do it tonight :shock: :shock: :shock: do you mean IT or do you mean IT :shock: :shock: :shock: because I need to know is it my digging clothes or my discoloured underwear ...........................I mean a gals got to be prepared you know rolleyes :roll: cool :twisted: :lol:
You KNOW I like you in your discoloured underwear on any occassion!!! wink :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by corriefem

We could all do it tonight in this thread!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

What do you mean we could all do it tonight :shock: :shock: :shock: do you mean IT or do you mean IT :shock: :shock: :shock: because I need to know is it my digging clothes or my discoloured underwear ...........................I mean a gals got to be prepared you know rolleyes :roll: cool :twisted: :lol:
you no i havent a bloody clu what this post is all about now :doh: corry
:shock:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by debbiewebs

We could all do it tonight in this thread!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

What do you mean we could all do it tonight :shock: :shock: :shock: do you mean IT or do you mean IT :shock: :shock: :shock: because I need to know is it my digging clothes or my discoloured underwear ...........................I mean a gals got to be prepared you know rolleyes :roll: cool :twisted: :lol:
you no i havent a bloody clu what this post is all about now :doh: corry
:shock:
We know don't we Corry!! wink :wink: :wink:
Unknown User
Quote by debbiewebs

We could all do it tonight in this thread!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

What do you mean we could all do it tonight :shock: :shock: :shock: do you mean IT or do you mean IT :shock: :shock: :shock: because I need to know is it my digging clothes or my discoloured underwear ...........................I mean a gals got to be prepared you know rolleyes :roll: cool :twisted: :lol:
you no i havent a bloody clu what this post is all about now :doh: corry
:shock:
Debbie I thought I was in this thread to work or work out :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
you no you all are bleeding mad! :crazy:
i think i am the only sensible one here :shock: !......off to bed said :sleeping: Zebedee lol
niceandgentle
Sex God
I promise I will never ever post a post just for the sake of getting one of my 50 posts done in the alloted time period.I myself would never sink that low.I will therefore say something interesting in each post.
Eat 5 portions of fruit and veg everyday and you will be a healthy Swinger*.
*BUT NOT IF YOU SMOKE 40 FAGS A DAY AS WELL
roy4356
Warming the Bed
fence?
post?
Well I am now truly lost - but hey ho - 49 to go biggrin
Have I got this right confused:
Rainbows
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
It's not like they have to get a sewing kit out and make their own!!! :shock: :shock: confused :? :? wink

So lets see if I've got this right - we have all have to roll on the field, then we have to find some accommodating umm - holes :? , then we have to get Kit to sew the posts? :? :?
Does Kit have the necessary post sewing umm - kit?
aRSexx :color:
westerross
Sex God
Quote by brucecam
2 down 48 2 go

No, no - you only needed 48 to start with. Don't give in to Sarge's inflation.
He'll have 12 men rolling Missy next.
Sooo Kit's sewing posts with her sewing kit - sew far sew good!
Mikey_welsh
Forum Virgin
whats this? regular posters get free membership?
i thought S/H is free anyway?
sorry if its been asked before but only just really got round to using the forums,,
Rainbows
Sex God
Quote by Mikey_welsh
whats this? regular posters get free membership?
i thought S/H is free anyway?
sorry if its been asked before but only just really got round to using the forums,,

It has been asked and discussed/argued/wept over/discussed some more/argued about/discussed some more/wept over ete etc. I was going to do an abreviated version but I can't be aRsed - so read through this missive.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/63698.html?highlight=Important%20announcement
Oh - and can I just add that that isn't an invite to rant some more. Loads of ranting threads to add to. THIS thread is totally devoted to Missy's holes and Kit's sewing skills cool
aRSexx :color:
rogerthedragon
Sex God
Quote by Rainbows
Does this mean a return of the post count? wink
aRSexx

It certainly appears to! Which is such fun after all the arguements and flouncing when it first disappeared. lol :lol:
Well I had better provide Sarge with a post, not sure that it's long enough to attach a fence to though. Or on the other hand I can volunteer as a hefty man to roll Missy round a field! :twisted: :twisted:
You lot a fecking mad! cool
humpingyou
Warming the Bed
Do you get extra points for rolling into a hole or 2!
kbuk
Sexpert
fence post