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Quote by Mr Ben and friends
AC/DC?

Oh, it's a long time since anyone mentioned them. Angus somebody or other, the lead singer?..... bloody hell, that takes me back to my first boyfriend, he was mad on them.... AC/DC, The Scorpions and Judas Priest. They don't make 'em like that any more :shock:
There....

... just for those too young to remember lol
Quote by bluexxx
AC/DC?

Oh, it's a long time since anyone mentioned them. Angus somebody or other, the lead singer?..... bloody hell, that takes me back to my first boyfriend, he was mad on them.... AC/DC, The Scorpions and Judas Priest. They don't make 'em like that any more :shock:
rotflmao they sure don't. was 12 years old, had to be dragged out of the crowd and taken to the St John's Ambulance types, but dived back in to the mosh pit just in time for the cannon finale. had a headache for 2 days, and was deaf for a week, but happy days! smile! Hell's Bells indeed. ;)
n x x x
Quote by Scandal
AC/DC, The Scorpions and Judas Priest. They don't make 'em like that any more :shock:

Thank Christ for that! :shock:
Those kind of people deserve prank phone calls :grin: Whole lot of Rosie? dunno
Has anyone had the phone call: "Your number is on my girlfriends phone, I know who you are and I'm gonna fuckin kill you" ?
Jeez I crapped meself, locked all the doors and windows and put a baseball bat behind the door for a few days. All me mates were pissing themselves when I was ringing them cos they knew who'd sent the call rolleyes rotflmao
Anyway a few weeks later I got my own back, printed off an envelope with Mandys Mobile Massage Service on the back and put a reciept in it for £120 for anal strap on fun. His wife went round to his work with it in her bag!! lol :lol: :lol:
Thats just pure vindictiveness!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remind me never to play a joke on you wink
Quote by Scandal
Has anyone had the phone call: "Your number is on my girlfriends phone, I know who you are and I'm gonna fuckin kill you" ?
Jeez I crapped meself, locked all the doors and windows and put a baseball bat behind the door for a few days.

Ooooh, now... that IS a guilty conscience! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
One prankie I got was some bloke who reckoned that he was going to come and kill me cos I had murdered his brother :shock: . I said, "Sorry, I murder so many, could you please remind me which one your brother was?" :lol: :lol: :lol: . Then I let him waste his phone bill for a bit cos I just placed the hand set next to Holby City confused :? :?
Quote by bluexxx
I just placed the hand set next to Holby City confused :? :?

I knew you were twisted.................imagine making ANYONE endure Holby City evil
Quote by the_Laird
I just placed the hand set next to Holby City confused :? :?

I knew you were twisted.................imagine making ANYONE endure Holby City evil
Yeah but the one good thing about Holby City is the sexy doctor with the Liverpool accent.........I could listen to him speak ALL night :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Fee
XX
Quote by the_Laird
I just placed the hand set next to Holby City confused :? :?

I knew you were twisted.................imagine making ANYONE endure Holby City evil
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe, I channel-flicked and chose Holby on purpose for its mind-numbing qualities. The scene at the time was a woman giving birth. Christ only knows what it sounded like at the other end of the line :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
Christ only knows what it sounded like at the other end of the line :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

A particularly good Blue and Satin party dunno
Quote by Bluexxx
...whether or not the receiver is male, female, or a greyhound.

Quote by Mr Ben and friends
We'll we kissed and made up now (sorry is this off topic?)
Turns out he's not a Mr or a Mrs?

:shock: Blue's a .........................GREYHOUND!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
Quote by Scandal
Yeah but the one good thing about Holby City is the sexy doctor with the Liverpool accent.........I could listen to him speak ALL night :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Fee
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Bugger! :doh: Why can't I be a Doctor too? wink
You can pretend to be a doctor for me if you want............................
Fee rushes off to find her nurses uniform
I feel some role playing coming on....... :twisted: :twisted:
(sorry Blue for the hijack redface )
Fee
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Careful people!!! You're getting off topic!! smile *tounge firmly in cheek
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
Careful people!!! You're getting off topic!! smile *tounge firmly in cheek

Quite right Mr Ben!!!!
Couple of tarts obviously, now about these Greyhound thoughts..............
Quote by the_Laird
:shock: Blue's a .........................GREYHOUND!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:


I'm the one in the pink
cool
Quote by Scandal
[Has anyone had the phone call: "Your number is on my girlfriends phone, I know who you are and I'm gonna fuckin kill you" ?

No not that one. Instead I've had the text message reply.... 'Who are you' from a liaison's mobile. And no, she hadn't forgotten already! :shock:
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
Careful people!!! You're getting off topic!! smile *tounge firmly in cheek

Quote by Mr Ben and friends
Don't be a C*NT.

You said it. I'm sure more people are pissing themselves laughing at you right now than you could shake your cock at lol
Dr. Blue is very nice, actually.
Good on ya Blue, for the prank calls. :lol:
(and for keeping Mr. Ben and friends in the limbo he now finds himself in) :lol:
Quote by freckledbird
You said it. I'm sure more people are pissing themselves laughing at you right now than you could shake your cock at lol
Dr. Blue is very nice, actually.
Good on ya Blue, for the prank calls. :lol:
(and for keeping Mr. Ben and friends in the limbo he now finds himself in) :lol:

Let's just get one thing clear. I WASN'T one of the people who sent blue their mobile numbers. I was just standing up for the presumably silent majority that thinks you shouldn't be harassing other SH members.
FFS.. Remind me to never question the infallable authority of the Swinging Heaven SS. mad
Quote by Mr Ben and friends

You said it. I'm sure more people are pissing themselves laughing at you right now than you could shake your cock at lol
Dr. Blue is very nice, actually.
Good on ya Blue, for the prank calls. :lol:
(and for keeping Mr. Ben and friends in the limbo he now finds himself in) :lol:

Let's just get one thing clear. I WASN'T one of the people who sent blue their mobile numbers.
I was just standing up for the presumably silent majority that thinks you shouldn't be harassing other SH members.
FFS.. Remind me to never question the infallable authority of the Swinging Heaven SS. mad
Nobody said you were one of those people, that's notwhy people will be laughing at you. :lol:
There is an equally numerous group of people who thinks that 'fancy a fuck' and pm-ing your mobile number is harassment.
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
I was just standing up for the presumably silent majority that thinks you shouldn't be harassing other SH members.

Eh? So, you're standing up for everyone who believes that harrassing other SH members is wrong? Good on you!
confused :? :? :?
I mean, would anyone actualy believe that harrassment is right?
Sorry, that lost me
:?
Quote by bluexxx
Sorry, that lost me
confused

Bluexxx, thats 'cause you are a Greyhound...........they're really not the smartest are they dunno wink
the Laird
bolt making a REALLY quick getaway now !!!!!!
Tee Hee
*Kat wanders off with a picture of Blue running round and round an oval track chasing an Anne Summers Rabbit muttering to herself "Fucking Duracell, Fucking Duracell, Fucking Duracell"*
lhk
Kat
Quote by KitKat
Tee Hee
*Kat wanders off with a picture of Blue running round and round an oval track chasing an Anne Summers Rabbit muttering to herself "Fucking Duracell, Fucking Duracell, Fucking Duracell"*
lhk
Kat


FUCKING DURACELL!
lol
Now can you find one of Kat running round and round an oval track being chased byan Anne Summers Rabbit going "Fucking Duracell Fucking Duracell Fucking Duracell"
lhk
wink
Quote by KitKat
lol
Now can you find one of Kat running round and round an oval track being chased by an Anne Summers Rabbit going "Fucking Duracell Fucking Duracell Fucking Duracell"
lhk
wink

I'm sorry, Google Images can't cope with such a request! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:uhoh: I've had a few requests that make me feel the same way! :uhoh:
lhk
Quote by bluexxx
But you're a bloke aren't you bluexxx????

Yes.
Next question.

On information recently received I would consider the answer to the above question to be misleading. You people are baffling ??? :doh: :confused: :confused:
*Head hung in shame *The clock tower rings out a solemn tune
and I mutter almost inaudibly
"Sorry blue... TE told me I should say sorry and he/she (ooo.. don't go down that street) is probably right.. I apologise if my initial postings on this topic were a little confrontational towards yourself"
Go ahead have a free shot :boxing:
I promise to be a better SHer in future.
I'm only saying this because I found out your a woman and I was hoping for a quick blow job. << that's a joke BTW.
So... sorry.
I will continue to be an argumentative fucker though.
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
But you're a bloke aren't you bluexxx????

Yes.
Next question.
On information recently received I would consider the answer to the above question to be misleading. You people are baffling ??? :doh: :confused: :confused:
We prefer to refer to it as 'Character building'
Go ahead have a free shot
And the appropriate response at these moments is "Blue, Do your worst"
rotflmao - Djohn my friend, whatever happend to you?
lhk
Kat
Quote by KitKat
Go ahead have a free shot
And the appropriate response at these moments is "Blue, Do your worst"
lhk
Kat
It was a token gesture. You're not supposed to actually hit me. confused
i should have read this first:
Quote by bluexxx
Oh, where to begin :uhoh:
Let's see....
People who post ads in wrong categories piss me off, and those that argue the toss when they are told they are wrong piss me off even more. People who whinge about ads in wrong categories, but who never bother to report them properly piss me off, but people who whinge on here about fake ads while posting the premium rate phone number for all to see (free advertising for them) piss me off even more... total stupidity REALLY pisses me off! rolleyes People who post exact dogging locations piss me off, but the ones who argue the toss about this rule piss me off even more - "well, it wasn't THAT exact", "what's the problem with posting locations anyway" blah blah bloody blah. First post whingers about not getting instant sex piss me off, but those who hang around for ages posting nothing but "want to meet today" etc etc, despite being told that the forum is a community not an instant shag spot piss me off even more. People who whinge about locked threads, people who whinge about not locked threads.. people who whinge that the mods are on a power trip, people that whinge that the mods should be more strict all piss me off.....................
What REALLY pisses me off, are those DIPSTICKS who PM me totally uninvited who expect me to meet just cos they.... errrrrrrrr, PMed me :? ... errrr.... why do you think I want to???? :doh: Just cos I'm a reg on a swingers site doesn't mean I fuck everyone ---- OK!!!! evil .... But what pisses me off EVEN MORE are those who PM me uninvited expecting a fuck, who then KEEP PMing calling me rude and abusive, just cos I said no!
OPEN MESSAGE TO ALL SUCH DICKHEADS..... flipa :flipa: :flipa:
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And relax lol :lol: :lol:

I didn't realise you were on the edge.... Sorry... again.
PS Fancy a fuck? biggrin
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
But you're a bloke aren't you bluexxx????

Yes.
Next question.

On information recently received I would consider the answer to the above question to be misleading. You people are baffling ??? :doh: :confused: :confused:
There's only you who gives a fuck about the real answer. Why do you care so much whether I am male or female? I'm not going to fuck you in any case, so it really doesn't matter to you, does it?