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Pre Menstrual? One for the Ladies
:lol2:THE HORMONE WARNING:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man have to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
the wallet of Every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today
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SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those
who might need a good Laugh!
Or men who need a warning
And remember:
Money talks.... But Chocolate sings
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man have to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
the wallet of Every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today
.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those
who might need a good Laugh!
Or men who need a warning
And remember:
Money talks.... But Chocolate sings
Funny thing this pmt.
Had it 2 weeks ago, but no show, nada. I knew I couldn't be preggers so wasn't as concerned as my mate Kit-off seemed to be.
Well....turns out the it's her to blame!
You know this whole bloody synchronised periods thing?
That's the one
:x :x
And the school secretary is about to suffer from MY PMT :x
Had it 2 weeks ago, but no show, nada. I knew I couldn't be preggers so wasn't as concerned as my mate Kit-off seemed to be.
Well....turns out the it's her to blame!
You know this whole bloody synchronised periods thing?
That's the one
:x :x And the school secretary is about to suffer from MY PMT :x
Quote by Libra+Love
Funny thing this pmt.
Had it 2 weeks ago, but no show, nada. I knew I couldn't be preggers so wasn't as concerned as my mate Kit-off seemed to be.
Well....turns out the it's her to blame!
You know this whole bloody synchronised periods thing?
That's the one
And the school secretary is about to suffer from MY PMT :x
pity for the poor bitch ..shes about to get banana gril in full force
Quote by Libra+Love
Funny thing this pmt.
Had it 2 weeks ago, but no show, nada. I knew I couldn't be preggers so wasn't as concerned as my mate Kit-off seemed to be.
Well....turns out the it's her to blame!
You know this whole bloody synchronised periods thing?
That's the one
And the school secretary is about to suffer from MY PMT :x
DONT BLAME ME (oh sorry pmt hit) you are the one late and I am on time. You lucky thing two extra weeks without and pmt. Feel sorry for knightrider and he has got pmt from me and hormons from older girl. Should we sit down together with choc and veg out on the sofa and tell the kids to leave us alone?
Quote by senneborn
imagine some of these poor souls might have three daughter plus wife all with pmt at different times
you would want to move into the garden shed
You forgot to mention that with every wife there is a mother in law.............and they dont even need PMT to be scary!!
In my situation it is not the mother-in-law it is my mother.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
and I can honestly say that in my experience, women who live together do not always end up with co-ordinated menstural cycles.If I had an ha'penny for every time I had been turfed out of the house at god forsaken times buy Tampax, you know what I would have????
A fucking great pile of useless ha'pennies.
Mind you, it was not having three daughters that was the mistake - it was finishing off with a son. Poor lad, I will never be able to make it up to him, scarred for life he is! :(
lhk
Kat
