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Does sending a rude text message to the wrong Steve count?
(one's a swinger, the other one a colleague)
It only counts if you tell us exactly what you said
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Predictive Text Gaffs
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Quote by freckledbird
Does sending a rude text message to the wrong Steve count?
(one's a swinger, the other one a colleague)
I've never had a predictive text gaff. I just can't understand how it works so never use it :silly:
But as for sending texts to the wrong person
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Luckily most people in my phone know that I can occasionally be a bit of a tart
And it did once lead to me getting laid
Sex God
HLB, it's rude - I couldn't possibly post it on here
I'm blushing thinking about it!
I'm blushing thinking about it!
:laughabove:
With you on the misplaced texts Dammie......my first time crewing on the ship led to me getting (shock horror). I tried to text Mr W saying "guess who's pulled then- off for a shag" and sent it to my best mate instead (could've been a whole lot worse!) I didn't know until back at college on monday when she grinned at me with a look that said "you promised me you'd behave".
It wasn't until I saw my phone the next day- covered in toothpaste that I realised I' d been trying to use it for a quick pre-shag toothbrushing session!
One of my kids sent me a text on a field trip which should have said "eating lunch, & boys misbehaving." She's not one for punctuation, so it said "eating lunch and boys"
Similarly, Mr W, a complete technophobe who has yet to find his text punctuation once sent me a message which should have said "can't wait to see you I'll text when there." He ended up saying "Can't wait to see you ill." To make matters worse, I was waiting for biopsy results at the time....when they came back positive I saw the funny side, but the poor barsteward was mortified!
With you on the misplaced texts Dammie......my first time crewing on the ship led to me getting (shock horror). I tried to text Mr W saying "guess who's pulled then- off for a shag" and sent it to my best mate instead (could've been a whole lot worse!) I didn't know until back at college on monday when she grinned at me with a look that said "you promised me you'd behave".
It wasn't until I saw my phone the next day- covered in toothpaste that I realised I' d been trying to use it for a quick pre-shag toothbrushing session!
One of my kids sent me a text on a field trip which should have said "eating lunch, & boys misbehaving." She's not one for punctuation, so it said "eating lunch and boys"
Similarly, Mr W, a complete technophobe who has yet to find his text punctuation once sent me a message which should have said "can't wait to see you I'll text when there." He ended up saying "Can't wait to see you ill." To make matters worse, I was waiting for biopsy results at the time....when they came back positive I saw the funny side, but the poor barsteward was mortified!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sex God
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HLB, it's rude - I couldn't possibly post it on here
I'm blushing thinking about it!
Sounds interesting - I'm going to PM you my mobile number ok? :twisted:
As long as you understand that rude text messages between swingers are almost obligatory? :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird
HLB, it's rude - I couldn't possibly post it on here
I'm blushing thinking about it!
Sounds interesting - I'm going to PM you my mobile number ok? :twisted:
As long as you understand that rude text messages between swingers are almost obligatory? :twisted:
Ohhhh yes - I was wondering if you understood that that is why I will be sending you my number!!
(ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ) those trucks you see going around with 3663 written on the side of them !! Why is it there and what does it mean :? Orgasminator
try spelling smirnoff
Orgasminator
ello u 2 
Orgasminator
speaking of text gaffs (nwc)
i still ain`t got my texts yet, all three of them!
i still ain`t got my texts yet, all three of them!
