Predictive Text Gaffs

9 Aug 2005

Just wondering if anyone else out there has problems with words that you key in the same numbers for when using predictive text.
I sent a reply yesterday to a friend saying had a "fab" weekend.
only to get a call later on asking what had a "ebb" weekend meant.
Now this particular gaff is nowhere near as bad as some of my previous! Just to give you an idea, these are the numbers/words which cause me the most problems:
7 4 6 8 = Pint Riot or Shot e.g. Fancy coming out for a quick "riot" tonight?
2 6 2 5 (That has got me into soooo much trouble) but highly amusing when other people do it.
Please tell me it's not just me... :roll:

9 Aug 2005

i had a text at work from my wife informing me that mafia had a bad cut and needed to go to hospital........ I wondered what this had to do with me exactly untill i caught on... you try keying in nadia lol

9 Aug 2005

Be careful when inviting someone for a meal using predictive text.

9 Aug 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Be careful when inviting someone for a meal using predictive text.

Aaah yes another off the classic gaffs!

9 Aug 2005

Quote by clair
Just wondering if anyone else out there has problems with words that you key in the same numbers for when using predictive text.
I sent a reply yesterday to a friend saying had a "fab" weekend.
only to get a call later on asking what had a "ebb" weekend meant.
Now this particular gaff is nowhere near as bad as some of my previous! Just to give you an idea, these are the numbers/words which cause me the most problems:
7 4 6 8 = Pint Riot or Shot e.g. Fancy coming out for a quick "riot" tonight?
2 6 2 5 (That has got me into soooo much trouble) but highly amusing when other people do it.
Please tell me it's not just me... :roll:

Clair, can you PM me your mobile number so I can try it out wink

I'm happy to try out at least 2 of them... but theres no way i'm shoveling your coal, lol

9 Aug 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Be careful when inviting someone for a meal using predictive text.

Doesnt mean anything to the younguns as they dont know that term any more.
Mind you though... asking if they want duck meal could be interesting, lol.

9 Aug 2005

How quickly my ex girlfriend dumped me, when i texted her saying how much i would love to taste her sweet sweet "AUNT"

9 Aug 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Be careful when inviting someone for a meal using predictive text.

I must have a crap phone, when I tried "meal" it came out as Medallk...perhaps its as addled as my brains
Risenphoenix

9 Aug 2005

Quote by piercedJon
Clair, can you PM me your mobile number so I can try it out I'm happy to try out at least 2 of them... but theres no way i'm shoveling your coal,

I'll get me coat
Take the 5 minute drive to Ilkeston
And we can try out the Pint & a Shot then!

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

9 Aug 2005

Quote by clair
2 6 2 5 (That has got me into soooo much trouble) but highly amusing when other people do it.
Please tell me it's not just me...

What were you actually trying to get with 2 6 2 5? Cos I've found many a variation........
For some reason my predictive text makes its own words up as well as real words confused

9 Aug 2005

Quote by MadAtGravity
What were you actually trying to get with 2 6 2 5? Cos I've found many a variation........

2 6 2 5 gives me;
anal
coal
cock
anaj
anak
ana5
confused

:? :? :?

9 Aug 2005

Quote by bluexxx

What were you actually trying to get with 2 6 2 5? Cos I've found many a variation........

2 6 2 5 gives me;
anal

You must be with Orange then bolt

Dave_Notts

10 Aug 2005

Quote by clair

Clair, can you PM me your mobile number so I can try it out I'm happy to try out at least 2 of them... but theres no way i'm shoveling your coal,

I'll get me coat
Take the 5 minute drive to Ilkeston
And we can try out the Pint & a Shot then!

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
I was thinking about a pint, then a shot.. then an ambl with a cock and anal afterwards :lol:

10 Aug 2005

Yes, I've called my mum a nun and how many times do I have to type the characters, b4 my phone knows I mean "fuck" and not "dual"?
BTW, My name is not "Via", if anyone at Sony Ericsson is listening. rolleyes

10 Aug 2005

Quote by sleazy
i had a text at work from my wife informing me that mafia had a bad cut and needed to go to hospital........ I wondered what this had to do with me exactly untill i caught on... you try keying in nadia lol

u must have bloody brass balls :shock:
the amount of times i have had to call u up and ask what the hell u are on about lol

don't ever give this guy your mobile number cause he never ever changes words on the predictive text confused

10 Aug 2005

We were meeting up with a guy at his place , so we asked had he eaten, in reply he said " you bring the food , and i,ll provide the WIND" rolleyes

i think he meant wine lol

10 Aug 2005

I once had a girlfriend called Anne, having Anne all over you is a nice thing, having other things are an acquired taste...
2663
come
bond
anne
bone
cone
conf
cond
comf
anod
amne
bonf
cooe
I hope that clarifies things biggrin

10 Aug 2005

Thought you were talking about me then marms !!!!! ( goes away wishing )
lol

10 Aug 2005

Quote by sexyann57
Thought you were talking about me then marms !!!!! ( goes away wishing )

I know you are not Anne, but Ann, some alternatives for which are con and boo, whereas I know you to be both genuine and non-scarey biggrin

Chris

PS Hello again to you both cool

10 Aug 2005

I'm too much of an old fart technophobe to work out the predictive text thing.
All I can manage is to send the wrong text to the wrong person redface

Sometimes quite graphic surprised

ops: :oops:

10 Aug 2005

Quote by dambuster
I'm too much of an old fart technophobe to work out the predictive text thing.
All I can manage is to send the wrong text to the wrong person
Sometimes quite graphic ops: :oops:

Well your a nice kisser !!
:happy: kiss

10 Aug 2005

Type in the word KISS
wink

10 Aug 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Type in the word KISS

It gives me a lisp.

10 Aug 2005

I got a text from a female the other day which was ment for someone else, it informed me that her other sister had finished with her b/f, and had a new b/f and she was going over to inspect the new model!
Poor b/f 2 women inpecting him!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I wonder who sent me that. lol

10 Aug 2005

i did recive a text from my best mate once saying that he loved me......
but then his gf got a message from him say hi mate your a cunt
oh well the joys of alchole......
lets say i was worried aboiut my mate for a while and my mates gf is still with hi,

23 Jun 2006

I know what ya mean

23 Jun 2006

Quote by notts_guy0
I know what ya mean

Nott Guy
Welcome to the forum.
God I'd forgotten all about this thread - Have you been hiding out in the SH archives? lol

24 Jun 2006

When I was first with my girlfriend I was texting my best friend about her boyfriend troubles and saying things like "you're great" and "I love you!!!!" but I sent it to my new gf and we hadn't got to that particular stage!!
I was left with the dilemma of do I ring my new girlfriend and say you know that text where I said I love you? Well I didn't mean it as I sent you the text by mistake! Or did I just pretend it didn't happen?
The funny truth is though I did love her I just didn't want the first time I said it to be over a bloody text!
After much deliberation and I sent her a jokey text saying oops I sent you a text meant for my friend - then I told her I loved here the next time I saw her! :inlove:

24 Jun 2006

Be very careful with large ladies called Heather

24 Jun 2006

Does sending a rude text message to the wrong Steve count? redface

(one's a swinger, the other one a colleague)