I think it's cos there's farmers on tractors going past or something
I have seen this place on the tele before and the owner didn't come across to good on that programmme either. Can't really see who would want to pay to to go on a holiday like this as I think they are very much up themselves.
We got the same impression about their " uptight attitude " . In truth I think the Guvnor was a bit up himself and was less uptight and more superior in attitude to people.
I realise that no right minded person wants to upset the neighbouring farmers with open air sex shows ( assuming they would be upset :-) ) and we certainly dont want their young children to witness it .
However doesnt that just mean that its not really a suitable venue at all ? Struck me he had aspirations to run an upclass gite with a michelin kitchen , and the swinging aspect was just a gimmick . Just because a couple swing , doesnt mean their hotel has to be for swingers , and it appeared to us that it wasn't .
If you want to meet somewhere have a meal with two other couples a swim and then go to a private room together for sex , then you can to that at a Holiday Inn anywhere .