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Problems with Dirty Talking

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Quote by TheLovelyOne
No! I'm after her boyfriend! ;)

She has a boyfriend? :shock:
Is he hot and hung? lol
Quote by BIoke

No! I'm after her boyfriend! ;)

She has a boyfriend? :shock:
Is he hot and hung? lol
And does he sound like Thora Hird?
A txt or phone call doesnt need to be dirty to be erotic, take 10 mins of quiet time and think of meeting him how you will feel when he kisses and carreses you , how your body will react to his then, next time you chat or txt , tell him this. Words like cunt and cock work well for some especially in the moment of sex but dampness and moistness also work well in whisper down the phone or in a txt.
Quote by I_am_joy
Words like cunt and cock work well for some especially in the moment of sex but dampness and moistness also work well in whisper down the phone or in a txt.

I only ever had one call that spoke of dampness and moistness. I must say it did work very well. We met the the next day and they agreed the kitchen ceiling was very damp and moist after the leak from the toilet. A contractor was booked for the following Monday.
There you go , got a result didn't it lol
After an experiment last night, I can confirm that dirty talking is hard (but hilarious) to try to do in the style of Jane Austen. :giggle:
Quote by splendid_
I don't do it. I can say cock and sometimes cunt. I also say cum I will say fuck too. I am getting better at putting it all together in a suggestive way but it is a struggle.

Especially if they say pardon, what did you just say, and want you to repeat it :shock:
No can do! :uhoh:
Quote by Missy
I don't do it. I can say cock and sometimes cunt. I also say cum I will say fuck too. I am getting better at putting it all together in a suggestive way but it is a struggle.

Especially if they say pardon, what did you just say, and want you to repeat it :shock:
No can do! :uhoh:
And that is a problem when you can only say these things quietly. I'm so glad it's not just me redface
Love dirty talk, it's so horny, phone him while he's at work and can't really talk, and see what he bring's home for you wink