Hello to all who view.
So here is what i'm thinking.
Been here for quite some time now and oddly enough i have never found anyone too get together with (am i that Bad??)
Where am i going wrong???????
Your views would be much appreciated. (Where am i going wrong?)
Looking to have my faith restored
Have a good day all.
Rob
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Sex God
Hi Rob,
I can't see much wrong at all with your profile. You have lots of pics, including face pic and have written something about yourself and your preferences. The only thing which may put people off in our opinion is the 'almost divorced'. Despite your honesty, some people see almost divorced as almost single??? It wouldn't put us off as, although we dont meet married guys, we like someone to be honest.
What do you do to though? Do you send messages, chat in the chatrooms, etc? In our opinion, you get out of this what you put in and if you are just sitting back waiting for people to come to you then you will be waiting a long time!!
Good luck and hope this helps xx
I can't see much wrong at all with your profile. You have lots of pics, including face pic and have written something about yourself and your preferences. The only thing which may put people off in our opinion is the 'almost divorced'. Despite your honesty, some people see almost divorced as almost single??? It wouldn't put us off as, although we dont meet married guys, we like someone to be honest.
What do you do to though? Do you send messages, chat in the chatrooms, etc? In our opinion, you get out of this what you put in and if you are just sitting back waiting for people to come to you then you will be waiting a long time!!
Good luck and hope this helps xx
hi,
we have to agree with the previous correspondent
nothing at all wrong with your profile
good set of pics (inc a face pic)
decent bit of text
all the boxes ticked as far we are concerned
maybe you should spend a bit of time trying to chat to ppl in the chatrooms
maybe get yourself along to the occasional social or munch - have a look at the LMU section for details of them
best of luck
laff n chilli
we have to agree with the previous correspondent
nothing at all wrong with your profile
good set of pics (inc a face pic)
decent bit of text
all the boxes ticked as far we are concerned
maybe you should spend a bit of time trying to chat to ppl in the chatrooms
maybe get yourself along to the occasional social or munch - have a look at the LMU section for details of them
best of luck
laff n chilli
Sex God
Fully agree with both of the above posts, great profile, great pics but the only reason I can think of, is you live too far away from all of us 
Sorry, not a lot of help, but great profile and pics
Sorry, not a lot of help, but great profile and pics
A few things that stand out:
- "Almost divorced", does this mean you are still married, separated or living apart? But you prefer to visit people you can meet away from home which could possibly put some potential playmates off - why can't you accommodate for anything other than short periods of time?
- Smoking. Most people don't smoke these days and some will exclude smokers from their searches.
- Your sexuality. Profile says straight and that you aren't looking for couples with a bi male but the "About me" text says you are open to play with bi couples. So are you straight, bi or curious?
These may seem small things to you but 30 seconds looking at your profile threw up 3 things which will definitely have a negative influence on your ability to attract couples. If we were to see such inconsistencies on a couples profile it would make us move on to the next profile.
As the others said, visit the chat rooms, go to socials, get yourself known. Best of luck!
- "Almost divorced", does this mean you are still married, separated or living apart? But you prefer to visit people you can meet away from home which could possibly put some potential playmates off - why can't you accommodate for anything other than short periods of time?
- Smoking. Most people don't smoke these days and some will exclude smokers from their searches.
- Your sexuality. Profile says straight and that you aren't looking for couples with a bi male but the "About me" text says you are open to play with bi couples. So are you straight, bi or curious?
These may seem small things to you but 30 seconds looking at your profile threw up 3 things which will definitely have a negative influence on your ability to attract couples. If we were to see such inconsistencies on a couples profile it would make us move on to the next profile.
As the others said, visit the chat rooms, go to socials, get yourself known. Best of luck!
Orgasminator
Yeah... what they said ;)
Sorry, just wandered in here and seen this thread ;) hope it all works out for you.
Sorry, just wandered in here and seen this thread ;) hope it all works out for you.
Quote by brucie
nothing wrong with your profile per se. but nothing really right about it either. you definately wouldnt catch many peoples eye.
do something to get attention. call someone fat and youll have to beat the pussy off with a shitty stick.
Shouldnt have but that did make me laugh
Sex God
Quote by Gillianthe1st
nothing wrong with your profile per se. but nothing really right about it either. you definately wouldnt catch many peoples eye.
do something to get attention. call someone fat and youll have to beat the pussy off with a shitty stick.
Shouldnt have but that did make me laugh
And me :giggle:
I think it all looks good and reads well.
The 'what man wouldn't' leapt out at me - plenty of men wouldn't!
I wouldn'tcontact you after reading your profile because you say you won't exchange emails and that's how I prefer to decide if something's worth pursuing any further ...
And I couldn'tcontact you after looking at your profile as I've cricked my neck trying to get myself into the right position to view your photos ...
Good luck!
The 'what man wouldn't' leapt out at me - plenty of men wouldn't!
I wouldn'tcontact you after reading your profile because you say you won't exchange emails and that's how I prefer to decide if something's worth pursuing any further ...
And I couldn'tcontact you after looking at your profile as I've cricked my neck trying to get myself into the right position to view your photos ...
Good luck!
Sex God
Sorry to drift in late on this one, I've only just noticed the thread.
For me the one strange thing about your profile is that you are a straight male that clearly wants some physical fun with a woman. No problem with that, but why are you seeking a gay female couple?
Surely a gay female couple are not going to be interested in you or any other male company. The same point stands for the gay female that you are also looking for. Finally surely whether someone is bi or not depends on whether you want a same sex meet. In your case a meet with a woman, whether she is bi or not, is a straight meet.
As a few of the previous poster's have said your profile looks 99% fine, but it simply doesn't add up. Those small points would be enough for us to brush you off, but they could be easily changed. When all is said and done you are looking for a straight female, posiibly as one half of a straight couple.
For me the one strange thing about your profile is that you are a straight male that clearly wants some physical fun with a woman. No problem with that, but why are you seeking a gay female couple?
Surely a gay female couple are not going to be interested in you or any other male company. The same point stands for the gay female that you are also looking for. Finally surely whether someone is bi or not depends on whether you want a same sex meet. In your case a meet with a woman, whether she is bi or not, is a straight meet.
As a few of the previous poster's have said your profile looks 99% fine, but it simply doesn't add up. Those small points would be enough for us to brush you off, but they could be easily changed. When all is said and done you are looking for a straight female, posiibly as one half of a straight couple.
Orgasminator
It's a bit of a numbers game and luck sometimes plays a part, having a good profile helps.
I have been around for a while but very few meets from here, mostly because I don't spend as much time and effort as I used to. But one lady I met was completely random so it does happen.
Personally I think I live in a black hole area of the country where nobodys plays lol
be positive and use all sections of the site and you will get there eventually.
I have been around for a while but very few meets from here, mostly because I don't spend as much time and effort as I used to. But one lady I met was completely random so it does happen.
Personally I think I live in a black hole area of the country where nobodys plays lol
be positive and use all sections of the site and you will get there eventually.
