Protocol.....

15 Jul 2005

To all experienced members i am looking for the correct protocol on going to meets.
Your advice will be gratefully recieved
Thanks
Liam

15 Jul 2005

Do not under any circumstances turn up with a large, dead salmon :shock:
Dave_Notts

15 Jul 2005

Cheers dave i`ll try to avoid doing that. lol

15 Jul 2005

Other don'ts:
If meeting in a pub and you see them come in to the pub.......do not shout "Mrs-lovesitupthearse, I am over here"
Do not bend them over the table in the first few seconds......especially if meeting in a pub....bar staff tend to frown
Do not say "You look fatter than the photo" :shock:
Do not speak directly to the breasts.......a sharp pain may appear on your forehead.
There are a few others that people may add bolt

Dave_Notts

15 Jul 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
Other don'ts:
Do not speak directly to the breasts.......
Dave_Notts

I just knewthere was something I was doing wrong redface

15 Jul 2005

Have a wash before you go :shock:

15 Jul 2005

Put your own dentures in :shock: ............more important when you leave
Dave_Notts

15 Jul 2005

make sure you go to the right pub on the right day at the right time

15 Jul 2005

Thanks for all your replies so far some i hope will be usefull and the rest are just funny so thanks lol

15 Jul 2005

I am a newby myself but I could imagine that shoutig where are all the swingers in a pub might not go down to well either

15 Jul 2005

Be yourself - false beards attached to funny glasses never go down well
Be descrete - keep the condoms and lube out of sight in the pub
Be prepared to take 'no' for an answer - "have you had enough yet you dirty bitch? "NO!"
Be on time - "NOW damn-it!"

15 Jul 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Have a wash before you go :shock:

A quick 'fuzz' control exercise doesn't do any harm either lol

15 Jul 2005

Quote by Liamnavyguy
Thanks for all your replies so far some i hope will be usefull and the rest are just funny so thanks

Funny?? If you pick up the wrong dentures then you will end up looking like Shergar :shock:
Dave_Notts

15 Jul 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
Thanks for all your replies so far some i hope will be usefull and the rest are just funny so thanks

Funny?? If you pick up the wrong dentures then you will end up looking like Shergar :shock:
Dave_Notts
Or Sgt Bilge.
:giggle:
(chain pulling icon)

15 Jul 2005

Oh yes - don't turn up with squirty cream on your head and a chilli-pepper stuck on top (then nick someones signature to put in your avatar!)

15 Jul 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Oh yes - don't turn up with squirty cream on your head and a chilli-pepper stuck on top (then nick someones signature to put in your avatar!)

.... whilst insulting Sarge!! :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink

15 Jul 2005

now thats just stupid, i thought it was a strawberry
xx fem xxx

15 Jul 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oh yes - don't turn up with squirty cream on your head and a chilli-pepper stuck on top (then nick someones signature to put in your avatar!)

.... whilst insulting Sarge!! :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink

Some people never learn do they Sarge rolleyes

15 Jul 2005

Don't take along your better-looking mate who's dressed like a fireman. :thumbup:

15 Jul 2005

Quote by Liamnavyguy
To all experienced members i am looking for the correct protocol on going to meets.
Your advice will be gratefully recieved
Thanks
Liam

Sorry to be so tedious rolleyes

, but have you clicked on "advice" on the menu on the left? There is helpful info there.

16 Jul 2005

Quote by easy
Don't take along your better-looking mate who's dressed like a fireman. :thumbup:

No this is supposed to say, you must bring fireman mate. :jagsatwork: