Psychoanalysis in 30 Seconds.......Your Deepest Secret Self

18 Sep 2004

If you really want an interpretation of of your deepest subconscious you may wish to take this simple test.
Be warned that you will be revealing your innermost self to fellow SH members. Then again, that won't worry most of you as we all know that everyone in here is a total fruitcake anyway. You are certainly all bonkers loon

:loon: :loon: and hump

:hump: :hump:
You will shortly be asked a few simple question. Please do not dwell on your responses. Just enter in this thread the first things that come into your mind. Be honest in your replies if you want to have an accurate analysis. Good luck :thumbup:
There are three short sections to this exercise.
1 To begin with, what is your favourite animal ?It can be any creature from the animal kingdom, e.g. mullet, centipede, penguin, panther, mosquito, ANYTHING. It can even be a mythical creature like a unicorn or a centaur
Now enter the TWO ADJECTIVESthat first come into your mind that describe this creature
2 Next, what is your favourite plant ?
Again it can be any form of flora e.g. daisy, oak, hogweed. ANYTHING. (I wonder if there will be a lot of canes and birches in these responses smackbottom

).
As before, now enter the first PAIR of ADJECTIVESthat you think of when you visualise this plant.
3 Finally, what is your favourite beverage?size]Just write into this thread the first drink that comes into your mind.
Any drink at all. Whatever comes first, just enter it in the thread. It may be alcoholic or might be hot or cold or even tepid. It could be coffee, Guinness (Fabio ?), camomile tea, absinthe, poteen(Leprechaun ?), some hubble-bubble concoction brewed up by your local wiccan apothecary, water, ANYTHING.
OK. You know the drill.....just enter the first TWO ADJECTIVESthat come into your mind when you think about this beverage.
That's it.
I will be analysing your responses in the coming days.
This could take a bit of time as some of you are very, very complex indeed.
Watch this space because next weekend all will be revealed when I give you the key to interpreting this infallible method of psychoanalysis.
If you are already familiar with this form of analysis, whether as a patient or as a practioner, I kindly request that you do not disclose its workings before my analysis is posted here.
Your results will be ready from 1pm on next Saturday, 25 September :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

18 Sep 2004

ok am I setting myself up to be laughed at? Do i care? Anyway.. here goes.....
1: Tiger : Big, fierce
2: Venus Fly Trap: Sharp, Fast
3: Coffee : Black, Strong
biggrin

18 Sep 2004

ok I'll have a try
1. Horse - powerful, generous
2. Gerbera - family, memories
3. Red wine - social, sleep
Bet this says I'm well past weird

18 Sep 2004

I`m afraid I fell at the first hurdle! Couldn`t make my mind up. Need sleep.
Maybe later.
Venusxxx

18 Sep 2004

Dog - Daft and Failthful
Rose - Fragrant and beautiful
Tea - Hot and Strong

18 Sep 2004

Quote by Riff Raff
If you really want an interpretation of of your deepest subconscious you may wish to take this simple test.
Be warned that you will be revealing your innermost self to fellow SH members. Then again, that won't worry most of you as we all know that everyone in here is a total fruitcake anyway. You are certainly all bonkers :loon: :loon: and :hump: :hump:
You will shortly be asked a few simple question. Please do not dwell on your responses. Just enter in this thread the first things that come into your mind. Be honest in your replies if you want to have an accurate analysis. Good luck :thumbup:
There are three short sections to this exercise.
1 To begin with, what is your favourite animal ?It can be any creature from the animal kingdom, e.g. mullet, centipede, penguin, panther, mosquito, ANYTHING. It can even be a mythical creature like a unicorn or a centaur
Now enter the TWO ADJECTIVES that first come into your mind that describe this creature
2 Next, what is your favourite plant ?
Again it can be any form of flora e.g. daisy, oak, hogweed. ANYTHING. (I wonder if there will be a lot of canes and birches in these responses ).
As before, now enter the first PAIR of ADJECTIVES that you think of when you visualise this plant.
3 Finally, what is your favourite beverage?size]Just write into this thread the first drink that comes into your mind.
Any drink at all. Whatever comes first, just enter it in the thread. It may be alcoholic or might be hot or cold or even tepid. It could be coffee, Guinness (Fabio ?), camomile tea, absinthe, poteen(Leprechaun ?), some hubble-bubble concoction brewed up by your local wiccan apothecary, water, ANYTHING.
OK. You know the drill.....just enter the first TWO ADJECTIVES that come into your mind when you think about this beverage.
That's it.
I will be analysing your responses in the coming days.
This could take a bit of time as some of you are very, very complex indeed.
Watch this space because next weekend all will be revealed when I give you the key to interpreting this infallible method of psychoanalysis.
If you are already familiar with this form of analysis, whether as a patient or as a practioner, I kindly request that you do not disclose its workings before my analysis is posted here.
Your results will be ready from 1pm on next Saturday, 25 September :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Black Arabian Stallion, red delicate rose, warm spicy rum
Silky xxxxxx

18 Sep 2004

1. Dog. Soft & Furry
2. Fern. Delicate & Tickly
3. Tea. Hot & Soothing.

18 Sep 2004

1. Puppy - Loving, cuddly
2. Oak tree - Noble, strong
3. JD in my coffee - Satisfying, rich

18 Sep 2004

Dog...........Faithfull Friend
Roses........ Symbolic Fragrant
Coffee........ Aroma Pick me up

18 Sep 2004

Ok, but I warn you Riff Raff, if you analyse me as some kind of psychotic fruit cake you aint getting shagged at the munch rolleyes

graceful and serene dolphin
fresh and fragrant daffodil
warm and fruity mulled wine

18 Sep 2004

That`s it. Can`t do it now. I`m trying too hard. Still don`t have an animal, and the rest are coming up sexual surprised

Venusxxx

18 Sep 2004

Happy, panting Dog
Vigorous, dusty rubber plant
Tasty, thirst-quenching Beer.
That's just fecking boring! No analysis needed.

18 Sep 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
That`s it. Can`t do it now. I`m trying too hard. Still don`t have an animal, and the rest are coming up sexual
Venusxxx

Don't think. Don't Concentrate. Just be spontaneous. Write down the first Animal, Plant and Beverage that come into your mind. And TWO corresponding adjectives for each one.

18 Sep 2004

Don`t know if it counts now! lol

Kitten, cute and cuddly
Rose, sexy and refined
Coffee with double cream, um, hot and creamy....
Sorry, the last one at least was spontanious redface

Er, if it`s spontanious, how do you know it`s your favourite, I mean I have lots of favourites, it takes some time to figure out which one is my favourite favourite. There`s my mood at the time to take into consideration, which mood is predominate, which favourite rewards me the most at a particular time.........
I know, there`s always one. rolleyes

I`ll get my coat.
Night all :love:
Venusxxx

18 Sep 2004

erm . . . .okay

horny thrusting unicorn . . . . obviously
thrusting silver birch . . . . obviously. the connotation of birch and spanking is neither here nor there . . . . obviously
ice cold stella . . . . obviously . . . . saying nowt on that one!

that enough?
neil x x x ;)

18 Sep 2004

Panther-Fast and powerful
weed-strong but vunerable
Ale- Satisfying and Moorish lol

18 Sep 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Don`t know if it counts now!
Kitten, cute and cuddly
Rose, sexy and refined
Coffee with double cream, um, hot and creamy....
Sorry, the last one at least was spontanious
Er, if it`s spontanious, how do you know it`s your favourite, I mean I have lots of favourites, it takes some time to figure out which one is my favourite favourite. There`s my mood at the time to take into consideration, which mood is predominate, which favourite rewards me the most at a particular time.........
I know, there`s always one.
I`ll get my coat.
Night all :love:
Venusxxx

Don't worry about it !
Trust in the process
Be a good patient and leave the analysis up to us.
From what I know of you, it appears that your posts are spot on.
The orderlies are just putting on their white coats now and should be around at your place shortly with the big butterfly net :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

18 Sep 2004

loyal , honest Dog
excellent , quality Coca
icy , cold Tizer
G

18 Sep 2004

ok..... against my better instincts:
fave animal.. well he bahaves like one sometimes :twisted: :twisted: so... the_tongue (horny, sexy).
lol

fave plant...i will say roses... but only when they come cut in groups of 12 with red bows round them! (romantic, scented)
fave drink: vodka .. enough said (potent, fast acting)

18 Sep 2004

Could I just say, the things I listed aren't my favourites. I don't have a favourite animal or plant or drink - not in the sense that I always like them more than any others, those are just the ones I immediately thought of at the time. Come to think of it, I'd be pretty hard pushed to name a favourite anything. (Except loony website of course ;) )

18 Sep 2004

Well - my absolute worst verbal tick is "Oh this is my favourite......" Which means I change my favourite all the time. And my favourite is always just what pops into my head.
Animal : Aardvark :shock: (I know I know) - Funny African
Plant : Lily - Scented White
Beverage : Irish Coffee - yummy yummy

18 Sep 2004

Quote by MrsFC
Panther-Fast and powerful
weed-strong but vunerable
Ale- Satisfying and Moorish

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
This is from MrFC, he will forget himself... rolleyes

19 Sep 2004

Tiger - wild and dangerous
Cactus - easy to maintain, doesnt die easily (I know, I know, they were meant to be 2 adjectives, but look at the time ffs......... I'm drunk!!)
Black coffee - strong and sweet

19 Sep 2004

Quote by Riff Raff
Don`t know if it counts now!
Kitten, cute and cuddly
Rose, sexy and refined
Coffee with double cream, um, hot and creamy....
Sorry, the last one at least was spontanious
Er, if it`s spontanious, how do you know it`s your favourite, I mean I have lots of favourites, it takes some time to figure out which one is my favourite favourite. There`s my mood at the time to take into consideration, which mood is predominate, which favourite rewards me the most at a particular time.........
I know, there`s always one.
I`ll get my coat.
Night all :love:
Venusxxx

Don't worry about it !
Trust in the process
Be a good patient and leave the analysis up to us.
From what I know of you, it appears that your posts are spot on.
The orderlies are just putting on their white coats now and should be around at your place shortly with the big butterfly net :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Well just so you know, Mars can`t do it either! He got as far as favourite plant, we looked at each other, I said `oh god` and thought it best we shut the f*ck up whilst we still have an account! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Venusxxx

19 Sep 2004

Fave animal - puppies = cute and fluffy
Fave plant - orchid = delicate and fragant
Fave drink - malibu = coconut and coke
F

19 Sep 2004

This isn't easy, I'm not really into plants and had a hard time with the drink too ... anyway ...
Tiger ... majestic, fierce
Tulip (thinking of the bright yellow ones, strong colour) ... distinctive, beautiful (had to settle on this as don't know name of actual one I'd've put ... the actual flower has got deep red leaves which are all curled like spikes all around it and forms a circular shape, very balanced look to my eyes)
Water ... pure, nurturing (as in life depends on it)
Now let me warn you ... anything scandalous and I'll sue ... or send a few of the lads to hunt you down and strike you down with all my vengeance and anger :lol2:

19 Sep 2004

Goden Eagle, supreme, predator
Oak, imposing, complex
Real ale, satisfying... & satisfying

19 Sep 2004

Wrote mine down before reading the rest of the thread - looks like mine aren't unusual at all lol
cat - cute, playful
lily - striking, fragrant
Coffee - soothing, aromatic

19 Sep 2004

Komodo Dragon ; majestic, striking
Orchids ; beautiful, elegant
Tea ; refreshing, tasty
so does this mean my ideal date would bring me orchids and take me to a Tea shop at the zoo ?????

19 Sep 2004

ooooooooh get her with her Komodo dragons and orchids....!
Venusxxx