Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Purple Bar
Quote by flapjackboy
For the want of a FAQ page - what does the purple bar by my avatar indicate? is my time nearly up?
Think a seeach might just be your salvation!
:twisted:
What's a seeach?
It's the Friday night equivalant of search - don't you know ANYTHING?? How boring are your Fridays if you don't know about seeachs??
:P
Quote by VenusnMars
OMG Jags, he doesn`t know what a seeach is! Does this mean he can`t join our secret society?
Venusxxx
OF COURSE!!
Sorry, did I shout there?? I meant to bawl... don't tell him about the seeach society FFS! It's a girl thing after all - oops, I meant to say it's a Girl Friday thing!1
Quote by VenusnMars
Sorry Jags, of course. Sometimes I ask the silliest questions! Where`s my head at! :doh:
Glad I didn`t give the game away.
Venusxxx
It's OK this time. Next time you will pay the penalty for disclosing secret stuff to non-secret people. And you know what happens then!! :shock: :shock:
Quote by VenusnMars
It's OK this time. Next time you will pay the penalty for disclosing secret stuff to non-secret people. And you know what happens then!! :shock: :shock:
No! :shock: Not THAT! Anything but THAT :shock: :shock: :shock:
I`ll be good Jags, I promise! :scared:
Venusxxx
As long as you realise that you've not got an offical warning - disclosing secret stuff to non secret people is serious!! Now... go forth and enjoy the remainder of your time on this site!!
Orgasminator
Quote by Fools-Gold
For the want of a FAQ page - what does the purple bar by my avatar indicate? is my time nearly up?
I believe it is an activity bar. The more you post, the more your bar fills. I have not done a search for previous posts on the subject but this is the way I understand it.
Orgasminator
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oh Tania !! You are so understanding!!:?
Alright, now I am worried! I am off to do a search and pray that I do not hideously embarrass myself by my findings!
Orgasminator
2330 entries found? No way I am going to go through all them to find the correct answer. Let someone else do the labour!
Your right Tania, hover your curser over the bar, it depends on how many posts u do to what "status" ur in
Quote by BaldEagle
For the want of a FAQ page - what does the purple bar by my avatar indicate? is my time nearly up?
When it gets to the end, you can go out and buy a bar of Cadbury's Fruit & Nut. and what on earth's wrong with a nice flake ??
pref stuffed in a large ice cream of course, which hopefully will be spread over some sensitive body portions ready to lick up
Orgasminator
Quote by lilacgem
Your right Tania, hover your curser over the bar, it depends on how many posts u do to what "status" ur in
Wow, never noticed the hover messages, they are so funny! Thanks for telling me this. 
LOL although I don't like mine at the mo it says I need to get out nore :shock:
it says I need to get out nore :shock: 
Sex God
I thought this thread was about a new chocolate bar
:shock: ooooooo I'm godlike
:shock: ooooooo I'm godlike
Casanova
Mines a large one...when does the pole dancing start?...where is the music and pool table?.....oops I think I must have misread the title of this thread, sorry, but I thought this was the Purple Bar
Quote by Vix
That does not work on a Mac. Someone please tell me what my status is?
"godlike" - which is what you get for over 1000 posts.
In Mozilla for mac, you can cheat and look at the alt tag by highlighting the purple bar and doing 'view source', or you can click 'profile', read someone's post count and look up the tag here: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2404.html
Master of Sex
Although I've been a member since 21 May 2003, my purple bar is only a derisory "Look at meee" rating. Looking at my profile, I notice that that is posts per day!
Comparing that with Vix, for example, she averages a staggering posts per day.
According to my (possibly suspect) calculations, I would have had to have made 8527 posts to have achieved the same average ........ which, after subtracting the 45 I have actually made, leaves a shortfall of 8482.
Allowing time to read the thread and type a post, I imagine I could manage a post every 3 minutes.
So, if I gave up work and took up making posts to SH as a career .........
Working a 35 hour week, I could manage 700 posts a week. This means that after 12 weeks and 1 day I would have finished the shortfall ....... except for the fact that in those 12 weeks and 1 day Vix would have clocked up another 1,143 posts - which would take me another 1 week and 3 days; by which time, of course, Vix would have ...........
All in all, it would take about 14 working weeks!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Respect, Vix
Comparing that with Vix, for example, she averages a staggering posts per day.
According to my (possibly suspect) calculations, I would have had to have made 8527 posts to have achieved the same average ........ which, after subtracting the 45 I have actually made, leaves a shortfall of 8482.
Allowing time to read the thread and type a post, I imagine I could manage a post every 3 minutes.
So, if I gave up work and took up making posts to SH as a career .........
Working a 35 hour week, I could manage 700 posts a week. This means that after 12 weeks and 1 day I would have finished the shortfall ....... except for the fact that in those 12 weeks and 1 day Vix would have clocked up another 1,143 posts - which would take me another 1 week and 3 days; by which time, of course, Vix would have ...........
All in all, it would take about 14 working weeks!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Respect, Vix
Quote by NLondonJohn
Although I've been a member since 21 May 2003, my purple bar is only a derisory "Look at meee" rating. Looking at my profile, I notice that that is posts per day!
Comparing that with Vix, for example, she averages a staggering posts per day.
According to my (possibly suspect) calculations, I would have had to have made 8527 posts to have achieved the same average ........ which, after subtracting the 45 I have actually made, leaves a shortfall of 8482.
Allowing time to read the thread and type a post, I imagine I could manage a post every 3 minutes.
So, if I gave up work and took up making posts to SH as a career .........
Working a 35 hour week, I could manage 700 posts a week. This means that after 12 weeks and 1 day I would have finished the shortfall ....... except for the fact that in those 12 weeks and 1 day Vix would have clocked up another 1,143 posts - which would take me another 1 week and 3 days; by which time, of course, Vix would have ...........
All in all, it would take about 14 working weeks!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Respect, Vix
I have been off work for the last 4 months. I have nothing better to do.
