I saw them the first time around when they came on the TV, and i BLAME it for my warped sense of humour...
It aint sleepin...it's bleedin' dead....? A classic!
I have a vewy good fwend in Wome called Biggus Dickus and his wife Incontinentia...............
Werry well when , welease WOD DER WICK!!!
avent got a Wodderwick sir........
Crucifixion? .........Good.
Alright then , if he is just sleepin' .why is his feet nailed to the perch ?
aaaah very strong yer Norwegian Blue sir . If ya didnt nail his feet to the perch he'd bend the bars and be flyin off to the Fjords before ya know it !
POLLY
Arms for an ex leper, six years behind the bell and proud of it and along he comes, touches my head, and i'm cured, liveihood gone without a buy your leave.......half a dimari for my life story
oserlots earlobes, larks tongues, bagder noses wolf nipple chips, get em while there hot
mother...judith..judith mother...........get that welsh tart out of here.......now go and tidy your room
morning saviour
those in charge of them possessed by demons please keep them under control
BEHOLD CAMELOT !!!!!
Its only a model........................
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!
French Knight: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts
Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
what have the romans ever done for us.......
come on lets see if anyone remembers any of them......
soph n nige
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM LOVERLEY SPAM
I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok.....
"I've come for an argument"
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
When a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
The Philosophers Song
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away!
"I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid."
"I just paid"
"No you didn't !"
Your wife is she,eh ......is shea sport ? Eh ?"
"She likes sport, yes"
"I bet she does,I bet she does !"
I always remember this one for some reason
Peasant 1: Who's that there?
Peasant 2: I don't know... Must be a king...
Peasant 1: Why?
Peasant 2: He hasn't got shit all over him
Monty Python and the holy grail
I used to dream of living in a cardboard box....!
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