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Orgasminator
I know this has nothing to do with SH, but I've been sent a CIF No (CIF Number) and have no idea what it is. Can anyone out there enlighten me (or maybe tell me what it is :twisted: )?
Sex God
Just a thought but is it your "Chess is fun" membership no?? :evil2:
Sex God
I havn't got a clue either JQL but given your bathroom problems at the moment I am gonna hazard a guess at
Cistern is fLucked
Orgasminator
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Having buggered the boiler and crunched the cistern I thought I would have a go at the roof today. You know what they say 3rd time lucky. Managed to fix the drain pipes (temporarily until I find a fucking builder)
Sex God
Quote by JQL
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Having buggered the boiler and crunched the cistern I thought I would have a go at the roof today. You know what they say 3rd time lucky. Managed to fix the drain pipes (temporarily until I find a fucking builder)

NOW!! we see your problem.....we all thought you just needed a run of the mill builder, but now realise that all this time you've been looking for
a fLucking builder :shock: .....well good on yer mate.
P.S. Just hold onto your hardhat.....
Orgasminator
Quote by JQL
Managed to fix the drain pipes (temporarily until I find a fucking builder)

Has an image of JQL fixing the drain pipe only to take out half of his gable end wall :grin: :grin: :grin:
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
I've found out what a CIF Number is...
CIF number
The corporate tax identification number (CIF) is the equivalent to the UK VAT number. It is needed by all people running any type of business in Spain, and becomes either an individual's or company's identification for tax purposes and is required for all transactions.
The CIF is obtained upon application to the Spanish Provincial Tax Office (Delegación de Hacienda).

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The drain pipe bodge job worked biggrin - I told you 3rd time lucky!
Does this mean you are going to use Spanish builders from now on? lol
Mal
and Little Mal wink
Warming the Bed
Maybe you can get them to leave 6 scaffolding pole poking out of the top of your house making it 'unfinished' and cheaper to own.. (what happens if you do that in this country?)
Russ