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Is it just the ample busted ladies who have to spend time, after securing the over-shoulder-boulder-holder, adjusting the final nipple position to ensure that the winter winds don’t produce a multi-directional effect…. or do the buxomly challenged find they need to conduct the same final manipulation?
dunno
Wish I knew. If I had the money Jordan wouldn't have a patch on my new assets
No idea dunno I just sling em and go
wink
Quote by Juniper_couple
But to answer the question - yes i do have to do the final manipulation with a bra - either that or its nipple chaff :shock: wink

I don't have that problem redface
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I quite like not wearing a bra so my nipples (which get pretty hard and pointy when I'm cold!) stand out through my top. :twisted:
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
I quite like not wearing a bra so my nipples (which get pretty hard and pointy when I'm cold!) stand out through my top. :twisted:
Fee
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Swoon :shock:
Sorry, as you were
Cathy x
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I quite like not wearing a bra so my nipples (which get pretty hard and pointy when I'm cold!) stand out through my top. :twisted:
Fee
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OMG!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think I work with you.
Pololady, i liked your description of the nipple positioning!! very funny.
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yep, i do not ample but a handful.
Quote by PoloLady
Is it just the ample busted ladies who have to spend time, after securing the over-shoulder-boulder-holder, adjusting the final nipple position to ensure that the winter winds don’t produce a multi-directional effect…. or do the buxomly challenged find they need to conduct the same final manipulation?
dunno

Yes, and also the going to sleep having to 'flip' them out of the way so you can lie on your side! or the holding onto them when riding one's husband in case he's knocked out :shock:
I do believe that God is a woman.
If men over eat and get fat, does it make their dicks bigger? Does it hell!
lol
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I think I work with you.

I doubt it somehow! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You've not been stood in the office when the winds been blowing from the north mate. wink sillyhwoar:
Quote by Happy Cats
I do believe that God is a woman.
If men over eat and get fat, does it make their dicks bigger? Does it hell!
lol

you trying to tell the forum you're a tiny cocked, lardy ass? rotflmao
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I do believe that God is a woman.
If men over eat and get fat, does it make their dicks bigger? Does it hell!
lol

you trying to tell the forum you're a tiny cocked, lardy ass? rotflmao
Thats more like it! I wondered what had happened to you! :lol:
Quote by PoloLady
Is it just the ample busted ladies who have to spend time, after securing the over-shoulder-boulder-holder, adjusting the final nipple position to ensure that the winter winds don’t produce a multi-directional effect…. or do the buxomly challenged find they need to conduct the same final manipulation?
dunno

LOL @ Over the shoulder boulder holder... I believe first coined by bette midler in a sketch about her german husband, had me wetting myself with laughter watching her live stand up.
As to the question...
No idea, although one of my exes didnt have that problem as she was a 34A the only problem was when her nips were erect they were about 1/2 long so (and soft were about 1/4 inch lol) so basically was nips r us in what ever she wore and always pointing forward, lol.
Quote by Happy Cats
I do believe that God is a woman.
If men over eat and get fat, does it make their dicks bigger? Does it hell!
lol

no but man boobs do spring to mind biggrin
Quote by Happy Cats
I do believe that God is a woman.
If men over eat and get fat, does it make their dicks bigger? Does it hell!
lol

:laughabove: rotflmao :happy:
Quote by PoloLady
Is it just the ample busted ladies who have to spend time, after securing the over-shoulder-boulder-holder, adjusting the final nipple position to ensure that the winter winds don’t produce a multi-directional effect…. or do the buxomly challenged find they need to conduct the same final manipulation?
dunno

Nope i do the nippple manipulation thing (although i'm not buxomly challenged) ..... went braless last night and Morbius obviously saw something emerging ;) by the look in his face at one point.
Calista x
I often find this is a problem when I'm out and dancing.
Luckily I have a male vanilla friend who alerts me to this by shouting "spirit level" at me redface
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Luckily I have a male vanilla friend who alerts me to this by shouting "spirit level" at me redface

rotflmao
mine are so big there actually isnt a bra out there that actually fits me
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I quite like not wearing a bra so my nipples (which get pretty hard and pointy when I'm cold!) stand out through my top. :twisted:
Fee
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I quite like not wearing a bra so my nipples (which get pretty hard and pointy when I'm cold!) stand out through my knickers.
confused
Quote by winchwench
I quite like not wearing a bra so my nipples (which get pretty hard and pointy when I'm cold!) stand out through my top. :twisted:
Fee
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I quite like not wearing a bra so my nipples (which get pretty hard and pointy when I'm cold!) stand out through my knickers.
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Big knickers then?
Quote by varca
We gals apparently don't put our bras on correctly!! rolleyes Very confused now as I went in thinking I was a 40D but after the tape measure came out I am a 36FF!!! :shock:

After going and getting a professional fitting done I also discovered I was not wearing the right size ... I went from a 40D to a 38E. I never knew that the part on the bra that is between the cups has to be completely sitting snug against the breast bone.
I always do the touch the toes test to see if there will be any movement ... hate having that 4 boobs look !!!
Quote by varca
I was a 40D but after the tape measure came out I am a 36FF!!! :shock:

:grin: worship
Quote by Abilene
I went from a 40D to a 38E.

:grin: :worship:
OMFG :shock: WOOHOO heaven :!: wink
It's a whole different world.
Unfortunately I have no idea what you're all on about.
H.x
Quote by H-x
It's a whole different world.
Unfortunately I have no idea what you're all on about.
H.x

you got nice boobs H wink