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Question about dirty little perversions...

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There must be more out there, we've all done it, trying to think of things to google for just in case there's something more dirty and fun than those we know of. the feeling that "they're all enjoying this extra fun thing without ME". that feeling like on "old school", that even though you've seen most panties, there COULD be something new and exciting that you've never seen before.
so come on, let's list em...
I'll start off that list with
anal (not sure if that's even that dirty!)
voyeurism
bondage
bukkake (?)
large dildos
fisting
discipline
humiliation
cuckold
strapons
sorry if this has been done before....I'm lazy.....so SUE ME!!
rolleyes
I take it from the silence that you ARE all keeping something from me :cry:
I feel all left out now evil :cry: :sad: :rude: :borg:
my hubby googles weird words and phrases to see how many web sites list the words... really surprised me that there are about 50,000 web sites with 'i hate onions' listed rolleyes
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my hubby googles weird words and phrases to see how many web sites list the words... really surprised me that there are about 50,000 web sites with 'i hate onions' listed rolleyes

there's an onion hating fetish? I KNEW IT!!! lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by lucyuktv2
I take it from the silence that you ARE all keeping something from me :cry:
I feel all left out now evil :cry: :sad: :rude: :borg:

More likely that we don't want to scare you away :twisted:
Quote by lucyuktv2
I take it from the silence that you ARE all keeping something from me :cry:

No, we're just trying to find the website with the "How kinky are you?" quiz so we can lie about our scores and pretend we're into dead animals and stuff. biggrin
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I take it from the silence that you ARE all keeping something from me :cry:
I feel all left out now evil :cry: :sad: :rude: :borg:

More likely that we don't want to scare you away :twisted:
go on...I dare ya, double dare ya... :twisted:
Phew! Sorry I was so long responding. I've only just finished searching for the 10 new ones you gave me smile
What about
nipple chewing
foot fetish
armpit licking
geez, who started me on this??
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Albatross ! wink

What flavour is it?
(someone had to say it!)
Don`t know what cuckold is. I`ll look it up when I can be arsed, unless someone here wants to educate me?
I always thought it was something to do with being conned. Is it something to do with people becoming sexually excited when they are conned? If it is, I`d suggest all the men posing as women here have thier place. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Sorry too slow were out of Albatross .
We do have otters noses , sheeps nipple chips ( get em while theyre ott )
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Don`t know what cuckold is. I`ll look it up when I can be arsed, unless someone here wants to educate me?
I always thought it was something to do with being conned. Is it something to do with people becoming sexually excited when they are conned? If it is, I`d suggest all the men posing as women here have thier place. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Basically it's a very submissive male ..... possibly starved of sex but watching whilst their partners have plenty. A male slave in essence I think.
Cxx
Quote by lucyuktv2
I take it from the silence that you ARE all keeping something from me :cry:
I feel all left out now evil :cry: :sad: :rude: :borg:

More likely that we don't want to scare you away :twisted:
go on...I dare ya, double dare ya... :twisted:
Well... as you asked so nicely, how about ?
Disclaimer: Nothing posted in this thread is indicative of Cueballs actual interests, nor has he ever indulged in the disclosed activities.
Quote by cu3b4ll
I take it from the silence that you ARE all keeping something from me :cry:
I feel all left out now evil :cry: :sad: :rude: :borg:

More likely that we don't want to scare you away :twisted:
go on...I dare ya, double dare ya... :twisted:
Well... as you asked so nicely, how about ?
Disclaimer: Nothing posted in this thread is indicative of Cueballs actual interests, nor has he ever indulged in the disclosed activities.
that deep throat thing....ARE THEY INSANE!!!?!?!?!?!? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
felching and snowballing?
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felching and snowballing?

I've heard 2 definitions of felching..one sounded nice :twisted: ...the other didn't sad
snowballs are just purrrfect though wink
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my hubby googles weird words and phrases to see how many web sites list the words... really surprised me that there are about 50,000 web sites with 'i hate onions' listed rolleyes

Blimey....take the filter off and there are about 168,000 listings for 'i hate onions' :shock:
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felching and snowballing?

I've heard 2 definitions of felching..one sounded nice :twisted: ...the other didn't sad
snowballs are just purrrfect though wink
I only know the word felching through that radio news article "Armageddon" ...... anyone else heard it???
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bukkake (?)
cuckold

I hadn't heard of either of these. Then again I am new here but willing to learn, although maybe not any practical lessons until I know what it is. Someone please enlighten me, what is bukkake?
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bukkake (?)
cuckold

I hadn't heard of either of these. Then again I am new here but willing to learn, although maybe not any practical lessons until I know what it is. Someone please enlighten me, what is bukkake?
fun :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: but messy...
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Someone please enlighten me, what is bukkake?

Let's just say that the answer to the question "What comes in pints?" is not necessarily "Elephants." :lol2:
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Don`t know what cuckold is. I`ll look it up when I can be arsed, unless someone here wants to educate me?
I always thought it was something to do with being conned. Is it something to do with people becoming sexually excited when they are conned? If it is, I`d suggest all the men posing as women here have thier place. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Basically it's a very submissive male ..... possibly starved of sex but watching whilst their partners have plenty. A male slave in essence I think.
Cxx
Thanks Calista, sounds interesting..... :twisted:
Venusxxx
My 2p worth...figging....which would be especially fun on a cold night like this.
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My 2p worth...figging....which would be especially fun on a cold night like this.

what on earth is figging?
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My 2p worth...figging....which would be especially fun on a cold night like this.

what on earth is figging?

Every day's a school day!
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How very 70s. Can you believe that stick-on moustache? rotflmao :rotflmao:
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My 2p worth...figging....which would be especially fun on a cold night like this.

what on earth is figging?

Every day's a school day!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You know what I'm going to stop reading this thread because every one of the "things" mentioned here I know what it is :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I've never tried any before anyone comments.
Going to leave now before I get myself into trouble :shock: :shock:
bolt
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Someone please enlighten me, what is bukkake?

Let's just say that the answer to the question "What comes in pints?" is not necessarily "Elephants." :lol2:
lol ok I just looked it up. I just didn't realise there was a name for it! You learn something new everyday, as they say. Cheers xx