question for the ladies

15 Dec 2007

ok ! just got a simple question or some ideas.
when I & my better half decide to have an extra naughty night away together it genrally involves sex outfits ect.
now thats not a problem for u girls the list is endless.
but for us guy's??
i'm running out of new idears.
ok ive done sexy fire man in a pvc outfit & new wellingtons( good rubber smell) wink

ive done rigger boots & cut off jeans,lumberjack shirt.
also the usuall see through shorts,t shirt ect .
some come on ladies i need your sex guy idears after
20years together you goter keep pushing for something new & exiting together!!

15 Dec 2007

mmmmm lets see soldier, sailor, airforceman, policeman, waiter with cummberbund n dikkiebow, schoolboy (she could be schoolmistress) I'll be back with more later no doubt.
Joy xx

15 Dec 2007

Male stripper always goes down well with me lol

15 Dec 2007

Ive got to agree with taking the ironing board with you & naked ironing :P
Definately makes a night to remember........
And a soon as the burns heal we will have another hot steamy night.
Vert2go

15 Dec 2007

Pirate!
What? dunno

15 Dec 2007

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
whar about the man with the milk tray choccies

fucking hell Voddie, how many chocs do you want ya greedy mare? :giggle:
I like that idea though wink

15 Dec 2007

James bond stylee, mechanic in overalls, an executive (suit, tie, briefcase....she can be secretary) a naughty santa, vicar, doctor, surgeon, school master (mortarboard and gown....and cane :twisted: ) paramedic,

16 Dec 2007

Best outfit on a man??? Nothing, absolutely zilch! just lovely smelling skin and a rod standing proud thank you very much wink

(I know that's probably been no help whatsoever biggrin

)

16 Dec 2007

Quote by winchwench
Pirate!
What?

You just like the hook don't ya winchy? :smug:

16 Dec 2007

Quote by jaymar
Best outfit on a man??? Nothing, absolutely zilch! just lovely smelling skin and a rod standing proud thank you very much
(I know that's probably been no help whatsoever )

Oh I dont know :rascal:

16 Dec 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
Best outfit on a man??? Nothing, absolutely zilch! just lovely smelling skin and a rod standing proud thank you very much
(I know that's probably been no help whatsoever )

Oh I dont know :rascal:
rotflmao

where've you been??

16 Dec 2007

Quote by jaymar
Pirate!
What?

You just like the hook don't ya winchy? :smug:
redface

Damn- you found me out :giggle:
In all seriousness, I have a friend who dresses as a Pirate full time- as part of his job. There are certain places he dreads going to because the women are so full on that by the end of a few days he has a really sore arse from all the grabbing & pinching.
No-one (with perhaps one exception) pays him a blind bit of attention when he changes into his civvies. The minute he puts the gear on, women go all silly.
So despite my silliness- it was actually quite a sensible suggestion :shock:

16 Dec 2007

Quote by jaymar
Best outfit on a man??? Nothing, absolutely zilch! just lovely smelling skin and a rod standing proud thank you very much
(I know that's probably been no help whatsoever )

Oh I dont know :rascal:
rotflmao

where've you been??
Here and there :kiss:

16 Dec 2007

Quote by winchwench
I have a friend who dresses as a Pirate full time- as part of his job. There are certain places he dreads going to because the women are so full on that by the end of a few days he has a really sore arse from all the grabbing & pinching.
No-one (with perhaps one exception) pays him a blind bit of attention when he changes into his civvies. The minute he puts the gear on, women go all silly.
So despite my silliness- it was actually quite a sensible suggestion :shock:

gizza job!!!

16 Dec 2007

Quote by winchwench
Pirate!
What?

You just like the hook don't ya winchy? :smug:
redface

Damn- you found me out :giggle:
In all seriousness, I have a friend who dresses as a Pirate full time- as part of his job. There are certain places he dreads going to because the women are so full on that by the end of a few days he has a really sore arse from all the grabbing & pinching.
No-one (with perhaps one exception) pays him a blind bit of attention when he changes into his civvies. The minute he puts the gear on, women go all silly.
So despite my silliness- it was actually quite a sensible suggestion :shock:
I can see there would be something quite devilish about a pirate, that certain 'bad man' look evil

16 Dec 2007

Quote by jaymar
Pirate!
What?

You just like the hook don't ya winchy? :smug:
redface

Damn- you found me out :giggle:
In all seriousness, I have a friend who dresses as a Pirate full time- as part of his job. There are certain places he dreads going to because the women are so full on that by the end of a few days he has a really sore arse from all the grabbing & pinching.
No-one (with perhaps one exception) pays him a blind bit of attention when he changes into his civvies. The minute he puts the gear on, women go all silly.
So despite my silliness- it was actually quite a sensible suggestion :shock:
I can see there would be something quite devilish about a pirate, that certain 'bad man' look evil

mmmmmmmmm pirates of the caribean

oooooh errrrrrr yes pirates gets my vote surprised

ops:

16 Dec 2007

OMG! YES, YES, YEEEESSSS!!!

16 Dec 2007

Quote by Marya_Northeast
OMG! YES, YES, YEEEESSSS!!!

im wet now redface

16 Dec 2007

Nice restaurant, nice meal, nice bottle of wine, romantic & naughty conversation and MAN in a dark suit! :inlove:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

18 Dec 2007

ok thanks for that great input, not sure about the ironing board though it might give her ideas lol

and dont think im any jack sparrow ! but i could make her walk the pinkpecker plank.
cheers biggrin