Questions....

1 Jun 2006

After reading the Sayings post which made me giggle lol

I thought i'd try a Questions one. Hope you like peeps confused

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Is the main reason santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live?
If a man is standing in the middle of a forest speaking and there is no women around to hear him.... Is he still wrong?
Would a fly without wings called a walk?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If you try to fail , and succeed, what have you done?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegeterians eat animal crackers?

2 Jun 2006

if you unscrew your belly button... does your bum fall off???

2 Jun 2006

Quote by DeeCee
if you unscrew your belly button... does your bum fall off???

Yes, of course it does - I thought everyone knew that lol

:lol: :lol:
Why aren't butterfies called flutterbys?
Jas
XXX

2 Jun 2006

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If you pick your nose does the back of your head cave in ????
Phredd

2 Jun 2006

Quote by DeeCee
if you unscrew your belly button... does your bum fall off???

You Feking ,Feking bad man ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No your insides just fall out !!!!!!!! :shock: :scared:
Stormwalker..Who does'nt "do" belly buttons

2 Jun 2006

Quote by firelizard
if you unscrew your belly button... does your bum fall off???

You Feking ,Feking bad man ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No your insides just fall out !!!!!!!! :shock: :scared:
Stormwalker..Who does'nt "do" belly buttons
nah nah nah nana flipa

2 Jun 2006

Quote by firelizard
if you unscrew your belly button... does your bum fall off???

You Feking ,Feking bad man ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No your insides just fall out !!!!!!!! :shock: :scared:
Stormwalker..Who does'nt "do" belly buttons
nah nah nah nana flipa

2 Jun 2006

Why is Dyslexia so hard to spell?

2 Jun 2006

Does the light turn off when you close the fridge door dunno

Why do you always get an odd sock when you've finished the washing :dunno:
Why on earth do they make Marmite :dunno:
What the hell is half term all about mad

2 Jun 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Does the light turn off when you close the fridge door
Why do you always get an odd sock when you've finished the washing :dunno:
Why on earth do they make Marmite :dunno:
What the hell is half term all about

1) Yes
2) cos you just do ok
3) smackbottom

we love Marmite :inlove:
4) er...:dunno:
Stormwalker

2 Jun 2006

if teflons none stick how does it stick to the pan dunno

2 Jun 2006

How do you know when you run our of invisible ink?
If olive oil is made out of olives, what is baby oil made out of?
Where do flies go at night?
Do you know the way to San Jose or Amarillo?

2 Jun 2006

:lol2:
Dawnie hun xx
Just found this at the bottom of the barrel so I bottled it for you.
Hope you like it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
OK people I am out of here PDQ bolt

Phredd :love:

2 Jun 2006

Why is it when stuck in a traffic jam whatever lane you choose it's always the slowest one confused

:?

2 Jun 2006

why do they use sterial needles for lethal injections? confused

2 Jun 2006

Are we built upside down if our noses run and our feet smell?
Cx

2 Jun 2006

What do they do with the centres from polo mints dunno

2 Jun 2006

Quote by sheddy
What do they do with the centres from polo mints

You ask and I will tell you.
They sell them (or they did do) under the name of ""The Mint from the Hole""
Have not seen them about for ages though.
Ok :lol: are you happy with that answer confused

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Phredd

2 Jun 2006

Daft but .... you know when you have a curry ... the poppadums and mango chutney and raita taste really nice ...... when you have them without they absolutely fecking disgusting!!!!!
Wanders off to find a drink to wash the taste away ......
x

2 Jun 2006

Why is there only one monopolies and mergers commission?
Why is Christ named after a Mexican punk gangster?

3 Jun 2006

Why isn't the word phonetic spelt phonetically? dunno

Les x