quotes and stuff

11 Apr 2005

has anyone got any quotes or sayings ie
when you think the bottom has fallen out of your world, drink banks mild ale and the world will fall out of your bottom..
dont piss on my leg and tell me its raining..
mess with a bull and you,ll get the horns
lifes a bitch, then you die ( or in my case ) lifes a bitch then i became one lol..
when i go to a halloween party, i go as myself :twisted:
ok im bored confused

11 Apr 2005

My dad used to say
'If you want sympathy, you can look for it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary' or
'You are slower than the second coming of Christ'
Ah, the memories.............

11 Apr 2005

Friendship,,,,
friendship is like pissing in your pants,
everyone can see it
but only you can feel its true warmth ,
thankyou for being the piss in my pants,, biggrin

:D

11 Apr 2005

Smile and the world smiles with you, cry.................and your face gets wet.
Steve

11 Apr 2005

Here's one from good old George Orwell, god rest his soul.
"On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all of the time"

11 Apr 2005

My favourite is dear old Oscar Wilde
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess :cheers:

11 Apr 2005

My dad's discription of me:
"She's had enough cock to make a hand-rail from here to Bombay"
Wonder if he'll update that to say Mambai, now? confused

11 Apr 2005

If enough lager you do sup, rest assured you will throw up!

11 Apr 2005

Quote by steveg_nw
Smile and the world smiles with you, cry.................and your face gets wet.
Steve

or as i like to say, smile and the whole world smiles with you.
fart and you stand alone lol

11 Apr 2005

Life is like a Sewer
What you get out of it,
Depends on
What you put into it"

11 Apr 2005

Wish in the one hand and shit in the other and see which you have the most of.

11 Apr 2005

lifes a bitch and then you marry one........................ bolt

:bolt:

:lol:
thats what hubby says to me :cry: :cry: :lol:

11 Apr 2005

If you can't say something nice... ... don't say anything at all.... :rude:

11 Apr 2005

While they are talking about me they are leaving you alone

11 Apr 2005

"liquor before beer, you're in the clear. beer before liquor you'll never be sicker"
words I often forget to live by...

11 Apr 2005

A sponge with a bit of bleach on it, is a good way to clean up vomit.

11 Apr 2005

you can lead a horse to water but a pencils always lead , confused

:?

11 Apr 2005

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be graphite wink

11 Apr 2005

Quote by cu3b4ll
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be graphite

ok , ok ,,,i`ll give ya that one :wink: biggrin

11 Apr 2005

If you lend sombody Â£10 and never see them again......It was probably worth it!

11 Apr 2005

I wandered lonely as a cloud.....
.....just how lonely ARE clouds in the UK?
They seem to have plenty of mates!

11 Apr 2005

Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger

12 Apr 2005

An apple without cheese.
Is like a kiss without a squeeze.

12 Apr 2005

I have nothing to declare except my genius.
Oscar Wilde again.

12 Apr 2005

My God-Mother only ever offered me one piece of advice;
'If you're ever going to do something you shouldn't, don't..................because there's always some bugger round the corner who knows you!'

12 Apr 2005

"Your theory is crazy, but not crazy enough to be true"
Neils Bohr

12 Apr 2005

"Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex." (Karl Marx)

12 Apr 2005

Quote by Ian Perry's nan
It doesn't matter how dirty the water, it will always quench a red hot poker.

12 Apr 2005

I quote others only the better to express myself.
Michel de Montaigne
Web pages are like babies: creation involves a level of enthusiasm that does not necessarily carry over into maintenance
Joe Chew

12 Apr 2005

Only two things in life are infinite. The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein.