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"Interesting"Chat up lines

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When me and Steve met we were both rather drunk redface surprisedops:
So any chatting up happened the second time we met.
That was when he said to me,wait for it........................
"You have eys like my dog"(yes my DOG)
(actually not as bad as it sounds he really did mean it in a nice way biggrin )
and...............................
You have freckles like Anna Friel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(a little better i suppose lol)
So anyway i was just wondering if all of you guys out there have any "interesting"chat up lines to keep up with those confused:
(Clare falls on the floor with laughter just thinking about it!!)
Ice_Pie
Sex God
The absolute WORST line I ever heard was used on me:
"So are you gonna buy me a drink or spend the rest of your life wanking."
NEXT!
well_busty_babe
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
The absolute WORST line I ever heard was used on me:
"So are you gonna buy me a drink or spend the rest of your life wanking."
NEXT!

glad u stopped wanking long enough to post in here hunny! wink
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Unknown User
Are there any good opening lines? You know a good opening for when you go up and talk to a women so she doesn't think ur cheesy, arrogant or a weirdo??
daffodilbbw
Sexpert
the best one i had was a couple of months ago,i was in one of those bars where no music is this rather lovely bloke came up to me and said " sorry but i couldn't help hearing your laugh,i think it's great,i reminds me of the sound my dog makes just before it's sick!" :shock:
Well that guy had me laughing all the way to his bed!! the best chat up line i've ever heard!
JQL
Orgasminator
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big__bob1
Warming the Bed
Hi folks,
DaffodilBBW, you hit the nail on the head - a bit of humour goes a long way biggrin (in my experience) My favourite one is a bit 'Visual' but I'll try and describe it... bear with me ok?
Walk up to gorgeous woman* of your choice (*and yes, it works for all genders etc wink ) look them in the eye and suck a finger so it's a bit damp (not too soggy, or you might get spit all over their clothes - not a good move!), then while you have their attention, you wipe the finger sensuously on an item of your own clothing (IMPORTANT - make sure it's your own 1st - less fluids on them!) shirt / t-shirt is best - then finally, lightly wipe it on them - again Top / Blouse etc is a good place to aim for.
Then you deliver the line:
'Lets go somewhere private & get out of these wet clothes' lol
It loses a bit in translation to the written word - for one thing it takes about 2 seconds to actually DO the first bit - but I'm sure you get the idea...
Must add, it never 'worked' directly - I never had anyone say 'ok then' but it sure broke the ice & got 'em giggling, and that's a great first step! :wink:
BB
Unknown User
Quote by daffodilbbw
Well this rather lovely bloke came up to me and said " sorry but i couldn't help hearing your laugh,i think it's great,i reminds me of the sound my dog makes just before it's sick!" :shock:
Well that guy had me laughing all the way to his bed!! the best chat up line i've ever heard!

Seems that dogs are a bit of theme here lol,
Funny though how it seems to work :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
daffodilbbw
Sexpert
yep clare are a reoccuring theme here,by the way i love YOUR puppies :grin:
westerross
Sex God
"Price of sugar's gone up". That is why I'm married :!:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
"I hear a Boeing 747 has made a forced landing at the south pole."
"Oh my God... was anyone hurt?"
"No, but it broke the Ice."
newbie
Forum Virgin
How about this one I actually tried in a rare(ish) fit of drunkeness.......
"God, my arms are killing me"
When asked why
"from this torch I'm carrying for you"
Believe it or not, it actually worked!
Unknown User
that finger one seems to me like the woman would slap you rather then take u home! lol
hmmm, I heard chat up lines are naff anyway and you don't get anywehere with thtem, and by that I don't mean sex I mean just talking like.
How do you go up to a complete stranger and start talking to them?
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by Archangel
How do you go up to a complete stranger and start talking to them?

Easy. Enrol in a media studies course at your local Poly. They'll give you a clipboard and a hi-vi and you can stand outside supermarkets saying "Hello, I wonder if you could spare a few moments of your time to answer this really fucking stupid survey I'm doing for my Mickey Mouse degree."
biggrin
Unknown User
true but not realy the answer I was looking for lol
I do talk to strangers, I work ina pub, I have to.
Last night, gorgeous women comes in, I serve her, she is form new zealand, we start talking, really talking, she actually talks to me properly, I thinking of ways to give her my number or something, then here "friend" comes in, a guy ina suit and they goff and she is all over him, an obvious bf or husband. How pissed off was I??
Angel_Chat
Sex God
There's no magic answer then Archangel, you obviously know how to talk to people, its now just a case of the right person coming along and you speaking to them. The world sometimes seems full of happy couples, but one day a single person will come along and you'll e equally interested in each other. Til then, just keep practicing biggrin
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Once, while I was still living in Canada, I used to work at a pub that catered to the British soldier. After a long shift, I was about to walk home and one of our regulars asked if he could join me just to make sure I got home ok.
We were having a decent chat and then suddenly he said...'You know I've never walked a pregnant girl home' I replied, 'I'm not pregnant!' and he said 'You're not home yet either.'
Silk xx
Lucifer
Master of Sex
Very very good, Silk.
You left out one important piece of information, though......
Did it work ???
(We need to know lol )
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Quote by Lucifer
Very very good, Silk.
You left out one important piece of information, though......
Did it work ???
(We need to know lol )

Na, how ever it did make me giggle.
<g>
daffodilbbw
Sexpert
i must be honest silk,as a single girl,if a guy used that one on me i wouldn't have needed a walk home! I would have run away from him as fast as i could :shock:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
The absolute WORST line I ever heard was used on me:
"So are you gonna buy me a drink or spend the rest of your life wanking."
NEXT!

glad u stopped wanking long enough to post in here hunny! wink
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Did I mention I can type one-handed? :rotflmao:
pistol__pete1
Warming the Bed
"is that a ladder in your tights or a stair way to heaven"
Never used that one think it may get you slapped
Ice_Pie
Sex God
"You remind me of my ... errrrrr... third wife."
"Blimey, how many have you had?"
"Two"
big__bob1
Warming the Bed
Quote by Ice Pie
"You remind me of my ... errrrrr... third wife."
"Blimey, how many have you had?"
"Two"

A mate of mine used to use this one, with a small amendment -
"You look just like my 3rd wife" biggrin the spooky thing was, it used to work for him :shock: guess it's all down to the 'giggle' factor again!
BB
Perforated_cat
Warming the Bed
Quote by Ice Pie
How do you go up to a complete stranger and start talking to them?

Easy. Enrol in a media studies course at your local Poly. They'll give you a clipboard and a hi-vi and you can stand outside supermarkets saying "Hello, I wonder if you could spare a few moments of your time to answer this really fucking stupid survey I'm doing for my Mickey Mouse degree."
biggrin
This is a new type of degree surely, as mine consisted of pissing it up down the Union and learning to zoom in and out as much as possible with an outdated camera.
But I can make a passable porno if anyones interested.
Unknown User
Quote by Ice Pie
"You remind me of my ... errrrrr... third wife."
"Blimey, how many have you had?"
"Two"

My answer to 'how many' was once "Oh, loads. I've only been married twice but I've had loads of wives"