&quot;OLD&quot; IS WHEN

6 Mar 2005

."

.....
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

6 Mar 2005

Quote by ukkeith
." .....
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

your answer...............
ermmm, huni, this is a bungalow
hells bells
hmm, I dont see no Grimreaper in the room, cant see him outside it neither so reckon your safe enough keith smile

your only as old as you feel remember

6 Mar 2005

Ok kristof how about this one : OLD" IS WHEN..
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

6 Mar 2005

ok
:giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup:

6 Mar 2005

When it takes all night to do what you used to do all night (no, it's not original)

6 Mar 2005

the old ones are the best (I have to say that I am 64) lol

6 Mar 2005

old is when your sat on the kermode knickers round your ankles and thinking how did i ever get here ???????..........................where am i ?????? ......... who am i ?????...............who are you !! ?????? ........... im scared i want me mum ......... :cry:

6 Mar 2005

"OLD" IS WHEN.....
A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

6 Mar 2005

i think all o.a.p.s should be shot at birth'
lol

only joking keith honest :haha:

6 Mar 2005

I tell you an "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
And as for you reddog if you say that again I will start off With when I was a lad
and not stop till three weeks next Monday rolleyes

6 Mar 2005

Quote by ukkeith
I tell you an "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
And as for you reddog if you say that again I will start off With when I was a lad
and not stop till three weeks next Monday

hey keith ignore me its my wierd sense of humor smile

old is when you get to meet your reletives at funerals on more occasions than you do at weddings sad

we buried my nanna on friday she was 93 :(

6 Mar 2005

OLD IS WHEN....
you involuntry shit yourself....
or is that to much curry an beer the night before.. confused

:? :?

6 Mar 2005

Old is when..
The policeman that arrives to survey damage at my crime scene looks about 12 years old, 5'4", is wearing aftershave & has fluffy sideboards.......

6 Mar 2005

Quote by 2cocks4u
Old is when..
The policeman that arrives to survey damage at my crime scene looks about 12 years old, 5'4", is wearing aftershave & has fluffy sideboards.......

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: confused

: :?: :?:

6 Mar 2005

Quote by reddog
hey keith ignore me its my wierd sense of humor
old is when you get to meet your reletives at funerals on more occasions than you do at weddings
we buried my nanna on friday she was 93 :(

True, I am going to more funerals than birthday parties these days.
My grandmother was buried just over a fortnight ago, but she was dead. I guess we all have different criteria.

6 Mar 2005

Quote by davej

hey keith ignore me its my wierd sense of humor
old is when you get to meet your reletives at funerals on more occasions than you do at weddings
we buried my nanna on friday she was 93 :(

True, I am going to more funerals than birthday parties these days.
My grandmother was buried just over a fortnight ago, but she was dead. I guess we all have different criteria.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

6 Mar 2005

old is when you start talking about your time in a prisoner of war camp in burma and 3 minutes into the tale you sudenly stop and 3 weeks later you carry on from where you stopped and no one knows what the bloody hell your on about ...............<<<<<my grandad god bless his soul

6 Mar 2005

when the sound on soil is hitting the top of my coffin
'may the wee leprechaun rest in peace'
'now wheres the pub and who's round is it'

6 Mar 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
old is when you start talking about your time in a prisoner of war camp in burma and 3 minutes into the tale you sudenly stop and 3 weeks later you carry on from where you stopped and no one knows what the bloody hell your on about ...............<<<<<my grandad god bless his soul

No>>> old is when you are told on SH, both in the chat room and on the forum, that you are to Old and in the next breath the person that said it comes up with the usual platitude ""Age is but a number""
God rest my soul for I am 65 = loved by some but hated by most cos I tell the truth , and truth as we all know , like love and youth , are ashes in a pyre.
Fred said that

6 Mar 2005

OLD" IS WHEN.....
"Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
reddog no prob's

6 Mar 2005

old is when it takes you all day to get over a hangover
:giveup:

6 Mar 2005

Well i did have a twinge of this feeling today, while lazeing in bed waiting for my mother's day brekkie i watched Hollyoakes, though some of the girls are damn pretty and well so are the boys . I made a remark about the rat catching incident in the shop, and my hubby informed me that, that was a sign of age as they were acting like idiots , i didnt get it! lol
and then i did! and yes felt OLD lol
i hope you can understand this waffle as it makes sense as i'm writing it , and i'm stone cold sober lol
love peppsxxxxxx

6 Mar 2005

Quote by redstilletto
old is when it takes you all day to get over a hangover
:giveup:

red your not thinking straight the trick is dont stop drinking wink

see thinking on me feet

6 Mar 2005

Old is shit I was going to say

6 Mar 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
old is when it takes you all day to get over a hangover
:giveup:

red your not thinking straight the trick is dont stop drinking wink

see thinking on me feet
try that next time
:twisted:

7 Mar 2005

You know you're getting old when you realise that your body is the only one you're going to have

7 Mar 2005

Old is when you get that warm feeling in your heart while reminising, then realise it's your left tit hanging in your soup.

7 Mar 2005

Your knob is the only thing NOT stiff when you get up in the morning confused

7 Mar 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Old is when you get that warm feeling in your heart while reminising, then realise it's your left tit hanging in your soup.

Well, if your left tit was hanging in the soup, I bet you felt a right tit.
Mike. rolleyes

7 Mar 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Old is when you get that warm feeling in your heart while reminising, then realise it's your left tit hanging in your soup.

:rotflmao: