Randy on the road

27 Jan 2005

I don't know if it's only me or the way I sit in the car but whenever I drive about (not just to Asda!) I get horny and my mind wanders. I think wouldn't it be cool if you could just contact someone in the area you were to meet at a service area and have a little fun. smile

27 Jan 2005

There is only one Randy around here, and he's not allowed to drive Vixes car...

27 Jan 2005

Quote by fatman
whenever I drive about (not just to Asda!) I get horny and my mind wanders.

Well, as a pedestrian, I think I'm glad I don't live in Hampshire!
Mike.

27 Jan 2005

I get like that when i m doing a long distance motorway run!!

27 Jan 2005

Quote by fatman
I don't know if it's only me or the way I sit in the car but whenever I drive about (not just to Asda!) I get horny and my mind wanders. I think wouldn't it be cool if you could just contact someone in the area you were to meet at a service area and have a little fun.

Drivin,walkin,sleepin,breathin eatin,drinkin............
Lb :love:

27 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
I get like that when i m doing a long distance motorway run!!

Depends where I'm going and who I am seeing wink

27 Jan 2005

Um... could have a wank, Fats.
Lorry drivers like to see that.

27 Jan 2005

Ive been thinking about this one, i think it must be the way the gear stick just sits there looking all hard and errect all the time!!!
Perhaps i should get an automatic, they onlyhave small ones dont they?

27 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Ive been thinking about this one, i think it must be the way the gear stick just sits there looking all hard and errect all the time!!!
Perhaps i should get an automatic, they onlyhave small ones dont they?

Doesn't help. Sorry. However, it is easirer to wank in an auto.

27 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
Ive been thinking about this one, i think it must be the way the gear stick just sits there looking all hard and errect all the time!!!
Perhaps i should get an automatic, they onlyhave small ones dont they?

Doesn't help. Sorry. However, it is easirer to wank in an auto.
I just thought with the stick thing being smaller it would influence me the same but maybe noit!!
Dont see the differenc though betweenwanking in auto or in 5 th gear once you get on the motorway??

27 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
I get like that when i m doing a long distance motorway run!!

Same here. At least on a motorway you don't have to worry about changing gear too much and you can take the matter in hand so to speak. cool

27 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Ive been thinking about this one, i think it must be the way the gear stick just sits there looking all hard and errect all the time!!!
Perhaps i should get an automatic, they onlyhave small ones dont they?

Doesn't help. Sorry. However, it is easirer to wank in an auto.
I just thought with the stick thing being smaller it would influence me the same but maybe noit!!
Dont see the differenc though betweenwanking in auto or in 5 th gear once you get on the motorway??
or you could get a vibrator with car lighter socket power, crazy idea!

27 Jan 2005

I know what you mean.
But cares do nothing for me but when I had my m/bike it was a different matter.
But theres not a lot you can do on the back of a bike without dying or having a bit of pillion assisstance.

27 Jan 2005

Quote by drawist
I know what you mean.
But cares do nothing for me but when I had my m/bike it was a different matter.
But theres not a lot you can do on the back of a bike without dying or having a bit of pillion assisstance.

My Harley only has one seat.
I like it.
Vibrator on wheels.
MUST get my leathers cleaned

27 Jan 2005

My mind is boggling at the thought of haivng an orgasm when driving, I would probably end up crashing! :shock:

27 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
[My Harley only has one seat.
I like it.
Vibraton on wheels.

It's the long stroke lol

27 Jan 2005

Quote by MQ
My mind is boggling at the thought of haivng an orgasm when driving, I would probably end up crashing! :shock:

Who's to say some havn't. That'll be the next "hands free" safety campaign by our government. wink

27 Jan 2005

Quote by MQ
My mind is boggling at the thought of haivng an orgasm when driving, I would probably end up crashing! :shock:

Bloody hell! I have lost count of the orgasms I have had whilst driving. The orgasm isn't the problem - it's the shutting your eyes whilst you get the fantasy thoughts going.

27 Jan 2005

Imagine the headlines . . .
"Local police stop drivers leaving swingers club a bit early and encourage them to go back and enjoy themselves until they are in a fit state to pay attention to the road . . ."? Maybe not . . .

27 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
The orgasm isn't the problem - it's the shutting your eyes whilst you get the fantasy thoughts going.

Don't give up - there was a blind guy who raced a winning lap on Top Gear ;-)
But I think he had help with directions - would it put you off Polo if someone said left a bit right a bit ;-)

27 Jan 2005

Quote by cool4catz
Reminds me of a newspaper story a friend told me about many years ago, of a couple who were both killed when their car left the road. When emergency services removed the bodies from the wrecked car, the man was missing a penis. They found it in her mouth. I don't know whether that was the cause of the accident or an effect of it. Maybe they went over a speed bump or something.

It's a well-known urban myth, first noted in New York in 1960. See:

Mike.

27 Jan 2005

is it 30pound or 60 pound spot fine for wanking without due care and attention whilst in charge of a motor vehicle :wink:

27 Jan 2005

Didn't a actress from Eastenders and her bloke get done for performing a lewd act on a public highway? I thought she should have got an Emmy (?) for that and banged up for Eastenders. well, lock up the whole cast while yer at it, make the world a better place.

27 Jan 2005

Quote by cool4catz
Ah, I wondered if it was. I feel relieved now.

Yep, we can all uncross our legs now... lol

27 Jan 2005

Quote by cool4catz
When emergency services removed the bodies from the wrecked car, the man was missing a penis.

Well how many has he got? lol

27 Jan 2005

Quote by fatman
I don't know if it's only me or the way I sit in the car but whenever I drive about (not just to Asda!) I get horny and my mind wanders. I think wouldn't it be cool if you could just contact someone in the area you were to meet at a service area and have a little fun.

Aah - Good old "convoy cock" maybe dunno

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/80355.html#80355

28 Jan 2005

I get as randy as hell on a drive.... Just wish there was a nice woman out there who felt the same way, and knew how damn horny I was too! there must be loads of us driving round gagging for it!
Rick! biggrin

28 Jan 2005

I've been known to get horny on long drives as well. Usually when I'm going to meet someone, but there have been times when I've got a bit overexcited for no apparent reason and then had to do something about it redface

28 Jan 2005

I do all my best thinking whilst driving, and this morning on the way back via a certain Essex location, (and no I didn't arrive a day early) was busy thinking about this Saturday redface

and relevant horny thoughts.
I drove round the M25, missed the turning for the M1, and finally relised where I was which was half way up the A41!!
Some one on this site has a lot to answer for lol

28 Jan 2005

And i thought "Randy on the road" was a live album by an American C&W wrong again confused