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JQL
Orgasminator
I've been a way for a while - No! yes honest biggrin
So I thought I'd reintroduce myself as there are hundreds if not thousands of names I don't recognise.
Hi, I'm John, I'm single more mature than I would like but still think I'm 25 (oh, alright 52 if you must redface ) :D and I live in the southern suburbs of Paris (France not Texas) near Orly Airport.
You may now have some idea of why I haven't been around for a while. (Hint) The move from Cumbria to France... :P
I'm enjoy France but don't understand why they can't speak English. Though I do like a lot of French! :twisted:
So if you're visiting Paris or Northern Fance, PM me! I make a nice change from visiting Euro Disney :D
Unknown User
Welcome back JQL. How wonderful making a move to France! Cumbria sounded fantastic before so this must be good lol :lol:
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Woo!! Hello JQL, nice to see you back :mrgreen:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
wave
I'll be one of those unrecognisable names! lol
Welcome back! :mrgreen:
DGx
neilinleeds
Sex God
Bloody hell! 'ello JQL, how the hell are you? Trust the new property has a fully functional roof, and boiler, and what have you? ;)
Welcome back. smile
Neil x x x ;)
Angel_Chat
Sex God
So did you do the move on foot, carrying your wordly belongings on your back? Just trying to work out how it took you two years
:giggle:
JQL
Orgasminator
Many thanks for all your kind messages. Wow!
Quote by neilinleeds
Bloody hell! 'ello JQL, how the hell are you? Trust the new property has a fully functional roof, and boiler, and what have you? ;)
Welcome back. smile
Neil x x x ;)

Roof, Yes! Boiler, err No! Its gone tit's up and needs a part from America sad
So I'm living in an American RV (effing large motorhome to you and me that's really a one bedroom flat on wheels) while things get sorted!
Now if you haven't tried it in an RV you really must! And I'm very willing to break your RV Cherry :twisted: I'll be bringing the RV back to England in April... Form an orderly queue!
JQL
Orgasminator
Quote by Angel Chat
So did you do the move on foot, carrying your wordly belongings on your back? Just trying to work out how it took you two years
:giggle:

Ah now there's a question...
I bought an RV (see above for a description) to travel the continent to see where I wanted to live and eventually ended up in Paris.
Some of my belongings are still in storage in Cumbria and I won't have fully completed the move until May. Red Tape etc.
So when are you coming to visit?
JQL
Orgasminator
Quote by Freckledbird
Never even done it in a caravan!

Please allow me to introduce you to the delights of independent suspension under the bed :twisted:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by JQL
Never even done it in a caravan!

Please allow me to introduce you to the delights of independent suspension under the bed :twisted:
Ooooerrrr :twisted:
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Never even done it in a caravan!

I have :twisted:
Welcome back JQL, lovely to see you back on line wink
Unknown User
Hello there, and welcome back!
We are newish on the forum.
I'm Lucy, and Mikes Mike!
Pleased to meet you!
smile
westerross
Sex God
Well, well, well!
I was going through my email addresses just the other day and I noticed yours and wondered where you were.
Good to see you back here, JQL.
To anyone that doesn't know JQL - top dollar fella - he led a mission to get me back from outer-cyberspace once.
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Unknown User
Quote by westerross
To anyone that doesn't know JQL - top dollar fella - he led a mission to get me back from outer-cyberspace once.
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ahhhh so we have found the culprit.
welcome back JQL... I have no idea if I know you. I can't even remember all of the people I have had sex with.. anyone else doesn't stand a chance.
Missy
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
welcome back JQL... I have no idea if I know you. I can't even remember all of the people I have had sex with.. anyone else doesn't stand a chance.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Brilliant to see you JQL :bounce:
I remember the mission to retrieve Chooon from outer cyberspace - the nut wandered off without attaching himself to a cord first, and off he went, and went and went :shock:
You were brill at fetching him back JQL, a bit dazed but you got our lovely Chooon back :happy:
Tis strange that, I've just posted in another thread about my ideal car - I so want a winnebago type thing, you lucky lucky fella :bounce:
If you bring it back over here, can we go play truckers somewhere? :twisted: :bounce:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Hi JQL wave :wave: :wave:
Nice to see you back again!!! lol :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
Salut!
Welcome back JQL biggrin
the_Laird
Sex God
Hi JQL
always nice to see an old familiar name grace the pages!!
MikeNorth
Sex God
Welcome back JQL - good to see you back again. :welcome:
I still think of you whenever the topic of picture-resizing comes up in here.
Witchy
Sex God
Bienvenue! kiss
I'm new here
redface
That's a big lie- I remember you from before (just) but as an avid Francophile....welcome "home."
westerross
Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
Welcome back JQL - good to see you back again. :welcome:
I still think of you whenever the topic of picture-resizing comes up in here.

I've got his re-sizer loaded up here :shock:
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JQL
Orgasminator
Quote by Missy
snip...
If you bring it back over here, can we go play truckers somewhere? :twisted: :bounce:

Unhitching the power lead as I type - not easy you know smile
I'll be over in April ...
Quote by westerross
Well, well, well!
snip...
To anyone that doesn't know JQL - top dollar fella - he led a mission to get me back from outer-cyberspace once.
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I hang my head in shame :P
Quote by westerross
I've got his re-sizer loaded up here :shock:
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I must find out how to make them bigger rotflmao
westerross
Sex God
Quote by JQL

I've got his re-sizer loaded up here :shock:
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I must find out how to make them bigger rotflmao
I think the vacuum pump is broken though redface
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Unknown User
Bonjour mon ami! wave
In edit.... I bet you're thinking "who the bluddy hell is that? dunno" :grin:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Cubes
Bonjour mon ami! wave
In edit.... I bet you're thinking "who the bluddy hell is that? dunno" :grin:

Nah, he'll just be thinking 'oh, that must be the loony they warned me about' :giggle: