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Re-Tinge Your Minge

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this had got to be one of the weirdest items for sale on th'interwebs rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

(for those that dont click linkys)
Description:
My New Pink Button (tm) is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss. After countless searches revealing no solution available and a discussion with her own gynecologist she decided to create her own. Now there is a solution!
Features:
• Marilyn is the lightest of our colors. Good for beginners who want to make a slight change fresh color change in their appearance or those who are very fair skinned. For a more dramatic result check out our other colors.
• 20 applications per bottle
• Dye System Kit includes 20 disposable applicators, mixing dish, labia colorant dye and instructional guide
• Our Products are Never Tested on Animals, but it will bring out the Animal in You!
• Easy to use - applies in just one minute - and your pink is back!
also comes in other shades.....
• Bettie Think of that favorite lipstick you wear for those dressy black tie affairs and think "Bettie". This shade blends with a woman's own skin tones to bring out that "sexy hot pink, I am fired up, look". Go dancing this weekend and remember to bring "Bettie" along!
• Ginger will combine with darker skin tones to bring forth a real rosy tone. Use this one and be "Ginger-licious!"
• Audrey- For the woman that loves to be daring, we bring you "Audrey"! This is the deepest, darkest color that we offer to give you a bold burgundy pink color. Perfect for everyone, and your own base color will determine the depth of this shade. Tonight its Show time!!
lmfao!!!!! you couldnt make it up!! lol :lol:
:thumbup: for any thread with the word minge in it lol
Quote by redpantherman
Will it dye my tongue! :crazy:

I'd be more concerned that it doesn't tie your dong instead :mrgreen:
when the tip of my tongue is on that special place it realy dosn't matter what shade of pink it is, I can't se it :twisted:
Strangely, I always hoped a way of darkening my nipples would become available, do you think it would do the job?
try Coffee grains. Having made coffee, take the used grains and dab your nipples, but be neat it stains everything.
Quote by Cherrytree
:thumbup: for any thread with the word minge in it lol

I agree, considering this is a thread about cosmetics yet the word just drew me in. Love the word minge!! :0P
:shock:
rotflmao
This makes me think of the legend of Missy And The Merkin! lol Sorry, I shouldn't injoke, it's not big nor clever. *hangs head*
Oh dear. I'm not sure I geddit. I don't think I'd be that bothered if someone's bit weren't pink enough really, everyone's is so different anyway. Would I do this to my poor unsuspecting lady lips ? Never say never, but it's highly unlikely. smile
While watching that clip of the doctors, did anyone else notice how awkward the other doctors and the audience members looked while she was describing the labia majora & minora, then about the labia colourwheel! :lol:
Can you even imagine going into B&Q clutching that colourwheel saying 'I'd like post pregnancy labia please, it'll match my curtains perfectly!' :lol:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Will it dye my tongue! :crazy:

I'd be more concerned that it doesn't tie your dong instead :mrgreen:
Dong tied or tongue dyed?
We havta sort this out Harry Hill styleee "...but which is better? There's only one way to find out...!!!"
Well this takes the biscuit. I am still reeling from the discovery that some folk bleach the skin of their arse cracks and now this.
Fluff I think I may have read somewhere that you can have your nipples tattooed darker. I'm sure if you start a thread an SH expert will turn up.
From now on when discarding profiles I will include a "have they bothered to stain their labia" filter.
Well, why should I worry - I'm beyond hope anyway!
Plim wink