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'Dip me in chocolate and feed me to Lesbians' is not just wishful thinking on my part but the slogan emblazoned on my t-shirt at the Midlands Munch. Several of the ladies expressed a preference for a similar shirt for the next munch, so this thread is to request suggestions from the members.
Suggestions so far have included the following:
This t-shirt would look great on your bedroom floor
Let me swing you to heaven
Come swing with me
Love me, love my Rabbit
Any more ideas out there?
Love Sappho xxx (who's always open to suggestion!)
My newest t-shirt says "you've been a naughty boy, go to my room"
I'm not wearing it to the Scotland munch though - got something much better!! lol
Hmmm
How about:
Have a Break Have KitKat lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Couldn't resist :P
oops put Take first time
Have a break - Have a Kit Kat hump
And there goes my dream of trying to guess which one is you, Sappho - I'll know who you are just by the t-shirt slogan!
Another funny one I've seen (not mine, I wish I'd thought of it) was when I was walking along Princes Street and some woman had a t-shirt which said "I love when people have sex with me"!
I wish I had her courage!! lol
So that's two votes so far for 'Have a break - Have KitKat' - I can deal with that! :twisted:
Sappho xxx
Gotta love Google.
Bisexual: Specialization is for insects.
Decadance is its own reward.
Ignorance is bliss, but it'll never replace sex.
It's not cute being this easy.
Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
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Hmmm
How about: Have a Break Have KitKat lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Couldn't resist :P
:shock: I am just glad I didn't choose the nickname 'fudge'
It took me a while but finally
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
KitKat
Can you still get them :confused2:
Should this be the memories thread :confused2:
I knew i shouldn't have had that last drink :crazy:
lol yep, they are still in the shops - you can get funsize ones as well.
Kit got confused though, and thought the funsize ones would be bigger!
Should this be the memories thread

:cry: I know - I did wonder how many would remember :cry:
*Kat takes his chocolate out of the microwave to eat it through a straw'*
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Hmmm
How about: Have a Break Have KitKat lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Couldn't resist :P
:shock: I am just glad I didn't choose the nickname 'fudge'
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Will have to think up a slogan for my own t shirt now.... confused:
A quick trip into memory lane produced one that I saw at a business exhibition 20+ years ago;
Back of T shirt said: "I've got SNOPAKE all over my Breasts"
Front, rather predictably, said: "SNOPAKE"
I though a modern derivative could substitute; Chocolate, Marmite etc according to taste
lol
....... wanders off preparing to field questions like SNOPAKE ?
"Dabble in scizophrenia"
Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
This would be the T-Shirt slogan for Jags.
The only one with tits big enough to fit it all on! sillyhwoar:
lhk
Kat
Great idea for a thread Sappho!
I love my sloganed t-shirts.. I have several... here are some of my faves....
"One percent? DId anyone check the closets"
"On a queer day you can see forever"
"I used to be Snow White but I drifted"
"Trust me, I'm a doctor" :shock:
"I can resist everything except temptation" - witha picture of Oscar Wilde on it 8)
And my very fave...
"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten" - I hate cats, so I admit to being a super-wanker :twisted:
I thought your t-shirt was cool Sappho, and I'm planning to have one done for the NW Munch... not sure what yet...
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I thought your t-shirt was cool Sappho, and I'm planning to have one done for the NW Munch... not sure what yet...

If your feeling Blue - don't drink :twisted:
Maybe "it's whats on the inside that counts" rolleyes
No, thats terrible I'll stick with I'm with Stupid :arrow: the old faithful
Quote by KitKat
Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
This would be the T-Shirt slogan for Jags.
The only one with tits big enough to fit it all on! sillyhwoar:
lhk
Kat
SLAP...
Remember your foray into my cleavage last weekend.. didn't seem to mind then!!!

It was like that chap in the poem having 'two larks and a dove....'
SLAP... Remember your foray into my cleavage last weekend.. didn't seem to mind then!!!
8) The clevage was fine - it was when I lost my footing it got really scary! :shock:
BTW anyone stuck for t-shirt ideas
Swinging
Heaven
Adorable
Girls
Munch
Executive
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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kiss :happy: :happy:
Wanting to cause a stir at a recent party we attended, and of course with Dawn's permission I created my own "adult" tee shirt.
Took a photo of Dawn's tits in all their glory using a digital camera, and printed it out full A4 size using a tee shirt transfer from PC-World.
Then came the tough bit..... iron the transfer onto the teeshirt. Half an hour in the chat room and all us blokes just about managed to work out how one of them iron thingies get used.
Anyhow, after several minutes, and third degree burns to my fingertips, I was now the owner of an almost lifesize pair of Dawn's tits on a teeshirt.
Did it have the desired effect......... hell yes!
Ian_Mids
There's sum in the Officers club that say "I'm only here for a beer and a blowjob!" or "Well it won't suck it's self"
wearing either of them is likely to get a slap me thinks!