Apologies. Can't sit by pc all day or have it on at work (very boring office!) I'm attempting to alleviate boredom of an evening (when girlfriend is at work!). Tried to find some doggers the other evening and think I went to the wrong place! Dartford Heath. Too many fellas about!
*Whispers - He's here fellas - lock the door - now someone go get Bluexxx!*
Thats alright Fitboy - come in - sit down grab a beer - got a good show lined up for tonight!
*stop giggling guys and for gods sake steve don't keep wolf whistling at him and saying "nice arse!"*
Sure fitboy - sit there - no it's ok - we can all see you there to talk to you! I'll just go and get you a beer!
*Runs into kitchen and bursts out laughing!*
"Sorry Dawn - didn't mean to make you jump - have you got those snacks and dips sorted out yet?"
Sorry I've been gone a while but after using up the batteries on the remote I figure I'd go down Morrisons to buy more. I did call in at the offy Rob but they don't have another delivery for 2 weeks and you've drunk everything but the cleaning fluid.
Steve was there, think he was buying the KY. He offered me ﾃつ｣20 to see my hidden talent so took him up on it so I could afford more hair products.
As for the stains, you know I can deal with anything just as long as its not in my hair <checks hair in mirror :silly: > You can still see where Steve had his hands earlier!
Fred will you stop trying to get the top of your bottle with my rings!
Sod it, the batteries have ran out again........any one want something from the shop??? I have snacks and cheesy bits but then I guess most of you men have your own cheesy bits. Ever thought about washing or do I have to bed bath you all again?
Get that pizza off the floor before I bin it! Rob wipe the dribble off ya chin hun, its not doing a thing for me.
Dawn :happy:
Right so let me get this right - the opening act of this evenings entertainment is (for ﾃつ｣40) Dawn kneeling on all fours on the coffee table opening beer bottles with her body jewellry whilst taking temperatures of the men in the room orally and eating mincepies at the same time whilst moaning?
I'm in! - I'll give ﾃつ｣10 towards the total - come on guys - all cough a tenner and we could have some real fun! :bounce: Just remember - keep it out of her hair!
Someone keep an eye on the door and make sure fitboy don't make a run for it!
"sweeps all the shite off the coffee table - wipes it with Steves kilt as he is sitting on the edge of the table and offers his hand to Dawn*
This is gonna be fun!
Fred
Dawn I was just gonna offer you my services to help sort this bunch of reprobates out, but I can see you are doing just fine on your own hun. 8)
btw, give Reg a big hug for me and say Congrats!!
Love
Wilma :rose:
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Dawn,
If we swipe our credit card down the crack of your arse will we get a receipt?
If so - am happy to give you ﾃつ｣20 - but only ﾃつ｣20 - you overcharged me last time!
Sorry no cash left!
*smiles sweetly*
Fred
Rob,
Listen mate, go give her a kiss and a cuddle and whisper a few sweet nothings! Get her giggling and you might just get back in her good books - ehatever you do - don't mess her hair up otherwise none of us will see her for weeks!
*Hands Rob a bottle of voddie and a Terry's Chocolate Orange* "here - try these as well!"
( wants a front row seat please ) 
but it hurt a little, was rather nice if I'm being honest :smile2: 
What have you lot been up to in here - Right, first, off into the cafe with the lot you! (Steve - your mission)
BTW Fred thanks for chucking me out the gang so fast.....Hmmm know who my friends are.... 