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Quote by Sgt Bilko
I misunderstood the title of this thread!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I had packed the car and was just about to head down south to Reading!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Good one Sarge. :lol:
Quote by winchwench
... It wasn't until I got your text on the way home that I knew for sure you fancied me redface surprisedops:

:grin: :smitten: kiss
People dont seem to help themselves by saying things in their profiles such as 'seeking like minded people' and not describing what they are into, or having no pcitures and not wanting larger people to play with. Maybe I like slaying melons with a chainsaw, of course you are psyhic arent you? Why do people meet without chatting first, we don't normally meet without a few words on msn and establishing no no's and please do's. Having said all that it's hard to tell when the action is about to kick off. Most people don't seem to flirt that much. My wife once made the mistake of coming on to a guy and you would have thought she asked him to shit himself in a bucket by the reponse he gave her, damn she only wanted a kiss! Communcation people - none of us are good at it lets practice more giving signals and being mroe understanding when we get it wrong cos we all do!
I think im going to try being more assertive, more upfront (actually i am when ive had a few voddys)and just come out with it!! Think that will work, think ill be able to read signals better?? Just saying something like erm "oooo youve got a very kissable mouth" and just kinda move forward - just as the other person turns around. Omg how embarrassing that would be!! redface
Suze x
So who wants a shag then? dunno
Quote by Sassy-Seren
So who wants a shag then? dunno

Me! :inlove:
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Sorry Dollop, ladies first :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Sorry Dollop, ladies first :twisted:

:cry:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Sorry Dollop, ladies first :twisted:

I've no chance then either! :shock: lol
This got me thinking about 5th may and louise's social, I know I will be fairly confidant in there. But will I really know who wants to play and whos just being polite?
Quote by Freckledbird
Sorry Dollop, ladies first :twisted:

I've no chance then either! :shock: lol
And you know that's not true, you daft bint smackbottom
im getting conflicting signals from the pussy posse lol
bloody fence sitters :lol:
poke bolt
Quote by robbie_rob
im getting conflicting signals from the pussy posse lol
bloody fence sitters :lol:
poke bolt

conflicting? What part of 'sod off, you're not coming in' do you not understand? dunno
conflicting? What part of 'sod off, you're not coming in' do you not understand? dunno
ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh the rejection surprised
and to think i even put frank back up just for you :small-print:
people love a trier.......but the posse dont :giggle:
:therethere:
im starting to think i may just be on a loser here :doh:
ever the optimist though :thumbup: innocent
... but just as an aside I don't take any notice of black profiles, it says to me (on the whole) people are
a. not serious about meeting
b. lying
c. can't be bothered
blink :crazy: :doh: Is it coz I is black den?
:giggle:
it's just a typo... dont worry lol
:doh: nah it's cos you think I'm too normal :giggle: