I sat there pretty quiet giving the odd laugh and nodding at the appropriate times and began to wander through the memory banks for similar incidents, and then actually recalled a few incidents from my sexual history that were of similar unbelievability, had I have blurted them out in front of a group of guys who were elaborating slightly whilst jostling for position of alpha male.
One that sticks out is from when I was about 17 and working a couple of days a week, whilst at college, as a brickie's labourer. The guy I was working for was going on in the yard about how we were going to do some work on a house of an "absolute little cracker" and that she walked about in the house with barely anything on (it was summer so naively thought well she is probably in summer clothing).
We turned up at this house and started to dig the foundations of a small conservatory and my boss started to nudge me furiously, I looked through the window to find this really, very attractive blonde girl walking about in a bra and thong, she came out bold as brass to the door way and asked did we want a cuppa. We accepted trying not to look as if we were staring at her boobs and carried on, she shouted my boss that the tea was ready and he went in to get them and came out a minute or so later. Anyway to cut a long story short he said he had to go to the builders yard and pick sum bits up an to "hang about an give this girl a hand with anything" whilst he was away. With a rather large smile on his face he got into the van and drove off. So.......this girl who I would say was mid 20s and had a cracking body came out an took my empty cup and just stood there chatting to me plain as day in her underwear. I was pretty taken aback and with the sort of subtlety that only someone who is very experienced could, she asked me if I wanted to go inside and see a little bit more of her.
Needles to say I went inside the house and started to have what I can only describe as my first "proper" sexual experience with a girl who knew what she was doing. Afterward she said she had to go to work and got ready and went out, when my boss came back I was like a dog with two dicks thinking I was "the one who got to have sex with this stunner" when he brought me back down to earth and told me about 4 of the other lads had done the same and they thought I needed showing the ropes
So......have you ever had any really unexpected, or strange, wild and sexy experiences that could be readers wives worthy if told to your vanilla friends?
