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Yes yes, I know it's early...but,
Do you prefer a real or fake Christmas Tree.?
I prefer a real one.....Love the smell of em and the process of going to the local farm, picking the right one that'll just fit in the corner of the room etc...!
I also love dressing the tree (with the help of the kids of course..!)...I have lots and lots of little Chrstmas Tree ornaments that have been around since I was a kid, lots of lights, sparkly balls (Silver this year) and a Star for the top..!
I love Christmas and New year..... :bounce:
CheekyChimp.... cool
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home..!
MMmm hard one to decide........ a good real tree always looks better, but I have yet to find a rememby for 'needle droppage' that actually works ( is there another thread in the making there ?) fake are cheaper and far cleaner............ think on balance I would have to go with fake cause I is an idle git and anything thats gunna create more work has got to be a bad thing lol
christmas????, havnt we just had one?????
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MMmm hard one to decide........ a good real tree always looks better, but I have yet to find a rememby for 'needle droppage' that actually works ( is there another thread in the making there ?) fake are cheaper and far cleaner............ think on balance I would have to go with fake cause I is an idle git and anything thats gunna create more work has got to be a bad thing lol

There are varieties that are suppose to be immune to needle droppage...they're more expensive...but they all fall off in the car when popping to the rubbish tip with it anyway..!.....still worth it though..!
Marcus.... cool
Come on can we at least get Hallowe'en and bonfire night out the way first before we bring up Christmas! lol
on a serious note,
i prefer fake, although real looks good and smells great, it's all down to needle droppage, i have a cat and dog, and i have had problems in the past, where the needles have gotten into thier paws, and cost me a fortune at the vets, also it's the disposal bit i dont like, (here comes the green bit), what a waste..it gets cut down!! a perfectly healthy plant, and it gets killed off. they look so much better in the open, growing wild. do what i do, i have one growing in the garden, decorate that, and have a fake for indoors.
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Come on can we at least get Hallowe'en and bonfire night out the way first before we bring up Christmas! lol

Oh....Halloween.....pumpkins, candles.....and endless kids banging the door down saying Trick or Treat...! Good time to get rid of all the coins down the back of the sofa..!
Bonfire night cost me a small fortune last year and it will this year too.!....loved every minute of it though..! Whooooosh..!
CheekyChimp.... cool
For this Family it has to be real every time.
pssssst Sleazy, you can get “non needle drop” real trees now wink )
I wonder does anyone else theme their tree? I like to colour theme ours, I have to say that I find multi-coloured, flashing, over dressed trees a bit gaudy.
Last year I themed silver and white, white cotton wool laid over the branches to resemble snow, silver tinsel to look like hanging icicles, and tiny white lights to represent the stars shining through the branches …………………………….. Well it looked ok to me.
This year I’m thinking of deep purple and gold :shock: :shock:
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on a serious note,
i prefer fake, although real looks good and smells great, it's all down to needle droppage, i have a cat and dog, and i have had problems in the past, where the needles have gotten into thier paws, and cost me a fortune at the vets, also it's the disposal bit i dont like, (here comes the green bit), what a waste..it gets cut down!! a perfectly healthy plant, and it gets killed off. they look so much better in the open, growing wild. do what i do, i have one growing in the garden, decorate that, and have a fake for indoors.

Mmm good points, dont have the pet problem but the trees I buy are from sustainable forests in Norway (at least thats what the farmer advertises) and I recycle them when the festivities are over.
Marcus.... cool
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This year I’m thinking of deep purple and gold :shock: :shock:

you will never get the entire band on your tree :shock: (old joke i know)
as for bonfire night, there is none better than down here. lewes is fantastic, the whole town goes mad, :twisted: and one of the best bonfire and firework displays around.
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For this Family it has to be real every time.
pssssst Sleazy, you can get “non needle drop” real trees now wink )
I wonder does anyone else theme their tree? I like to colour theme ours, I have to say that I find multi-coloured, flashing, over dressed trees a bit gaudy.
Last year I themed silver and white, white cotton wool laid over the branches to resemble snow, silver tinsel to look like hanging icicles, and tiny white lights to represent the stars shining through the branches …………………………….. Well it looked ok to me.
This year I’m thinking of deep purple and gold :shock: :shock:

Sounds like you put a lot of effort in to it..........me too....and the purple & gold sounds fab.....very traditional...!
CheekyChimp.... cool
Prefer real ones.. but we had one last year and it's still turning brown and dropping needles all over back of garage.. nooooo way i'm letting it in my car to take it to tip.
maybee fake this year
G
K & G
xxx
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Prefer real ones.. but we had one last year and it's still turning brown and dropping needles all over back of garage.. nooooo way i'm letting it in my car to take it to tip.
maybee fake this year
G
K & G
xxx

You could always shred it or give it to the kids for bonfire night..!
Buy a real one....you can't beat em.
CheekyChimp.... cool
I prefer real to fake. Real feels better, looks more natural, is a lot more maliable and has droop.
Fake is considered a lot cheaper and of poor quality. Very often made of plastic and a lot harder to the normal touch.
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I prefer real to fake. Real feels better, looks more natural, is a lot more maliable and has droop.
Fake is considered a lot cheaper and of poor quality. Very often made of plastic and a lot harder to the normal touch.

Mmmm - I think I get your drift...... :P
CheekyChimp.... cool
I love real trees - Christmas is the only time I do the 'domestic goddess' thing -
Real tree (with root ball! plant it in a tub, keep it watered daily and for God's sake keep it away from the radiators!! hence its usually in the hall where it's cooler - no needle drop problem! saves on the environmental issue too cos after Xmas I plant it back outside! ) ...colour co-ordinated hand-made decorations..... usually cut hands to bits twisting real holly and ivy into garlands....high as a kite on spray paint fumes when getting nifty with self-gathered pine cones...... loon
some years I've had a little fake tree for the purpose of putting daughters presents around/letting her decorate, but I'm definately a real tree person! biggrin
ETA: and don't get me started on Halloween! *sits patiently waiting for the 31st*
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I love real trees - Christmas is the only time I do the 'domestic goddess' thing -
Real tree (with root ball! plant it in a tub, keep it watered daily and for God's sake keep it away from the radiators!! hence its usually in the hall where it's cooler - no needle drop problem! saves on the environmental issue too cos after Xmas I plant it back outside! ) ...colour co-ordinated hand-made decorations..... usually cut hands to bits twisting real holly and ivy into garlands....high as a kite on spray paint fumes when getting nifty with self-gathered pine cones...... loon
some years I've had a little fake tree for the purpose of putting daughters presents around/letting her decorate, but I'm definately a real tree person! biggrin

Sounds great.......! Especially like the pine cone thing.....wheres my spray paint..!
CheekyChimp.... cool
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Yes yes, I know it's early...but,

Yup! It's early. Tell ya on 20 Dec. You still be interested then? wink
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and theres me thinking you were talking about t*ts biggrin

You can if you wish hun...... wink
Marcus..... cool
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Yes yes, I know it's early...but,

Yup! It's early. Tell ya on 20 Dec. You still be interested then? wink
I doubt it.....my SH days could be comng to an end..!
Anyway.....12 days before christmas for the tree please and 12 days after..!
CheekyChimp.... cool
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Sounds great.......! Especially like the pine cone thing.....wheres my spray paint..!
CheekyChimp.... cool

any excuse for a long walk in the woods stopping periodically to bend over to collect pine cones :twisted:
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Sounds great.......! Especially like the pine cone thing.....wheres my spray paint..!
CheekyChimp.... cool

any excuse for a long walk in the woods stopping periodically to bend over to collect pine cones :twisted:
Oooh you naughty girl...! Which woods...... :P
CheekyChimp..... 8-)
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Yes yes, I know it's early...but,

Yup! It's early. Tell ya on 20 Dec. You still be interested then? wink
I doubt it.....my SH days could be comng to an end..!

Do you want to squeeze Easter in before you go then? I like Cadbury's Cream eggs me. lol
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Yes yes, I know it's early...but,

Yup! It's early. Tell ya on 20 Dec. You still be interested then? wink
I doubt it.....my SH days could be comng to an end..!

Do you want to squeeze Easter in before you go then? I like Cadbury's Cream eggs me. lol[/quote
Why not....me no like cadburys cream eggs though....too sickly + I'm sweet enuff..!
Marcus.... cool
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Sounds great.......! Especially like the pine cone thing.....wheres my spray paint..!
CheekyChimp.... cool

any excuse for a long walk in the woods stopping periodically to bend over to collect pine cones :twisted:
Oooh you naughty girl...! Which woods...... :P
CheekyChimp..... 8-)
Robin Hood and his band of merry men?? :twisted
:happy:
Oh has to be real for me.
Christmas is just not the same without a real tree stolen from a neighboring farmer(who I once asked if I could have tree - he's got a couple of thousand ffs - and he said no) in a last of the summer wine type late night expedition which costs me more in beer than it would cost me to go and buy a fantastic souper douper top of the range fibre optic jobbie.
Its not one of those specially treated none needle drop types - so even though I don't get it until Christmas eve - it will be completely bald by lunch time on Christmas Day. Its hand selected by 3 pissed up fishermen with even less of an eye for stylish interiors than Linda Barker so its quite likely to be about 12 feet high but with branches only every 3 feet.
Last year it was about 3 metres across at the bottom but with no branches at all on the top 3 feet. It bore an uncanny resemblance to Anna from the King and I. (I found myself swirling round it singing "Shall we Dance" at every opportunity).
I love it - would never swap it for a real one. I can't imagine opening the Trivial Pursuits and not finding old pine needles in.
But there's a lot of pumpkins to be carved before then.
We had a real tnorweign spruce once. we called it bruce the spruce... lol
we got so attached to him we just couldn't burn it or take it to the dump we would have been murderers!
so with the help of some rooting powder and some premium new forest horse poo. we liberated bruce (set him loose in fact) rolleyes
he did really well!
we went back three times to visit and he looked great!
me and louise would take a picnic and just sit by him to keep him company! :rose:
Then we went back a couple of weeks later some evil bastard of a park warden came along and cleared the whole area for "Heath Land Regeneration". : :taz:
not sure what the moral of this story is but thats my christmas tree anecdote anyway..
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Oh has to be real for me.
Christmas is just not the same without a real tree stolen from a neighboring farmer(who I once asked if I could have tree - he's got a couple of thousand ffs - and he said no) in a last of the summer wine type late night expedition which costs me more in beer than it would cost me to go and buy a fantastic souper douper top of the range fibre optic jobbie.
Its not one of those specially treated none needle drop types - so even though I don't get it until Christmas eve - it will be completely bald by lunch time on Christmas Day. Its hand selected by 3 pissed up fishermen with even less of an eye for stylish interiors than Linda Barker so its quite likely to be about 12 feet high but with branches only every 3 feet.
Last year it was about 3 metres across at the bottom but with no branches at all on the top 3 feet. It bore an uncanny resemblance to Anna from the King and I. (I found myself swirling round it singing "Shall we Dance" at every opportunity).
I love it - would never swap it for a real one. I can't imagine opening the Trivial Pursuits and not finding old pine needles in.
But there's a lot of pumpkins to be carved before then.

Excellent....love it... lol
CheekyChimp..... cool
Eddy eddy eddy :cry: :cry: What a moving tale of lost love. One couple and there goosed spruce, Bruce. Brought a tear to my eye. lol
BTW my lol had gone - it is just me or is it universal problem?
we went back three times to visit and he looked great!
me and louise would take a picnic and just sit by him to keep him company! :rose:

Awww bless you both.... :inlove:
CheekyChimp.... cool