Yet more anti-swinging propaganda. It makes my blood boil. How dare they!
I quote : " Swingers' Clubs are the only places left in England where you'll get cheese and pineapple on sticks". I object!! How long are we going to put up with these vicious attacks.
No, really, it was great. Gillian and David are wonderful. And didn't you just love the dutch club-owner who rhymed "orgy" with "corgi".
Jezzay
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Real Wife Swaps - how dare they!
I've never been offered cheese and pineapple on a spit at a swingers club. Have I been going to the wrong venues?
I suppose we just have to be happy we have clubs to go to, to get away from all the narrow minded moralists out there. I can think of a couple of clubs which we're never allowed to open, or stay open, due to some miserable codger with a clip board and some placard weilding grannies who said no.
I suppose we just have to be happy we have clubs to go to, to get away from all the narrow minded moralists out there. I can think of a couple of clubs which we're never allowed to open, or stay open, due to some miserable codger with a clip board and some placard weilding grannies who said no.
Sex God
Missed last weeks prog, but have just watched this one..... Thought that it was quite well made, and certainly seemed to be non-judgemental which was good.
I wonder how I would have reacted if I had been there.......... a bit like David I suspect, but would have probably ended up doing something with H cos I was in the mood.
Oh and cheese and pineapple is ok just watch those cocktail sticks :shock:
Feel for poor H, she stayed up till but just had to go to bed.... going to have to kid her on that I didn't record it for her. :grin:
I wonder how I would have reacted if I had been there.......... a bit like David I suspect, but would have probably ended up doing something with H cos I was in the mood.
Oh and cheese and pineapple is ok just watch those cocktail sticks :shock:
Feel for poor H, she stayed up till but just had to go to bed.... going to have to kid her on that I didn't record it for her. :grin:
Sex God
FFS, I've been duped for years 
. I've been paying my money to get into swinging clubs for several years and never once have I been offered a pineapple and cheese stick. I love them too, how dare they deprive me of something that is obviously what everyone else gets 
:evil: :evil:
. I've been paying my money to get into swinging clubs for several years and never once have I been offered a pineapple and cheese stick. I love them too, how dare they deprive me of something that is obviously what everyone else gets :evil: :evil: 
Sex God
Quote by jezzay
I quote : " Swingers' Clubs are the only places left in England where you'll get cheese and pineapple on sticks". I object!!
I object too!!
My mother in law always serves pineapple and cheese on sticks when she's got people round
. . . . . . . Unless it means she's . . . :shock:
No it couldn't be . . . . . :shock:
Maybe she's hosting secret swinging parties :shock: :shock: :shock: :crazy:
Euuwww! Perish the thought :scared:
Tracy-Jayne :grin:
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
but omg that spiders web :twisted: :twisted: ok, where was that club again? :evil2:
hhhmmmm............ quote "the village fetish club", I love it, if we could be gauranteed somewhere to sleep when the local yocals drove us out of our village, we'd have to open a village fetish club here, just to see the look on their faces
Sex God
Quote by RedHot
I quote : " Swingers' Clubs are the only places left in England where you'll get cheese and pineapple on sticks". I object!!
I object too!!
My mother in law always serves pineapple and cheese on sticks when she's got people round
. . . . . . . Unless it means she's . . . :shock:
No it couldn't be . . . . . :shock:
Maybe she's hosting secret swinging parties :shock: :shock: :shock: :crazy:
Euuwww! Perish the thought :scared:
Tracy-Jayne :grin:
If your mother in law is found to be serving Vodka jelly along with the pineapple and cheese, you know you have another swinger in the family
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: the tv,the news papers,they need to think they shock.
they want to sell papers,they want rating.
while everyone else knows,
they are losers,losing badly
they judge,just so they can write something,
i hope one day,(i guess it will never happen,people are sheep)
that people will just accept that we are all who we are.
(never gonna happen)
they want to sell papers,they want rating.
while everyone else knows,
they are losers,losing badly
they judge,just so they can write something,
i hope one day,(i guess it will never happen,people are sheep)
that people will just accept that we are all who we are.
(never gonna happen)
Quote by bluexxx
If your mother in law is found to be serving Vodka jelly along with the pineapple and cheese, you know you have another swinger in the family
Oh yeh - vodka jelly. That reminds me. Had some for the first time at a musical festival this year and wow!!! What's the recipe? Or have I just comitted the ultimate SH sin by asking and am about to be banned?
Jezzay.
If you watched 'the real wife swap' on channel 5 Fri night, has any body been to the 'local village fetish club'? Anybody know the name of it? I wouldn't mind a visit with Mr Burnie. Lots of toys to play with...and maybe they'll serve cheese and pineapple sticks and pork pie.
No seriously, anybody know?
No seriously, anybody know?
Sexlightened
I've always serve cheese at my parties, but never with pineapple, so from now on Pineapple it is. Along with Vodka Jelly ( Blue, will you give me the recipe at your Birthday bash) Melon was also mentioned "to cool down" a bit counter-productive I would think. But, Pork pies , Chicken legs (AND breasts) always go down well.
thechairman18l
thechairman18l
Sex God
Recipe for Vodka Jelly
Ingredients
Jelly - flavour of your choice
Vodka - cheap shit will do
Boiling water
Method
Break jelly into cubes in a jug
Add boiling water (anything up to 1/4 pint depending how strong you want it) and stir til jelly melts
Add Vodka to make liquid up to a pint, stir
Leave to set - better to make 24 hours before needed cos it does take a while
Easy :thumbup:
Ingredients
Jelly - flavour of your choice
Vodka - cheap shit will do
Boiling water
Method
Break jelly into cubes in a jug
Add boiling water (anything up to 1/4 pint depending how strong you want it) and stir til jelly melts
Add Vodka to make liquid up to a pint, stir
Leave to set - better to make 24 hours before needed cos it does take a while
Easy :thumbup:
We went to fun4two last nov.
It seems that Fri is what they call quieter. There were a lot of first timers running around but not doing too much until very late.
Sat was amazing. Think of your wildest fantasy and multiply by a million. LIke a naked disco full of supermodels, getting wanked in the hallways, ten person orgies with another 20 getting off on the sides. Fabulous lingerie. Urghhhh...sorry, I'm done now....
Sun is said to be the older generation where we skipped out to a different club and have kicked ourselves ever since.
Also they didn't mention, there are stacks of clean towels everywhere. All the toilets have bidets and small towels. The buffet has a grill and you can chose to cook your own steak or chicken. You have an hour to change into your lingerie after they play that song, and pretty well everybody wears something sexy. It's not like a towel convention like most clubs. There is also a tantric room where it looks like a harem and everybody lays naked on individual low beds and massages each other with scented oils. This room is veeery popular.
Have a blast!
It seems that Fri is what they call quieter. There were a lot of first timers running around but not doing too much until very late.
Sat was amazing. Think of your wildest fantasy and multiply by a million. LIke a naked disco full of supermodels, getting wanked in the hallways, ten person orgies with another 20 getting off on the sides. Fabulous lingerie. Urghhhh...sorry, I'm done now....
Sun is said to be the older generation where we skipped out to a different club and have kicked ourselves ever since.
Also they didn't mention, there are stacks of clean towels everywhere. All the toilets have bidets and small towels. The buffet has a grill and you can chose to cook your own steak or chicken. You have an hour to change into your lingerie after they play that song, and pretty well everybody wears something sexy. It's not like a towel convention like most clubs. There is also a tantric room where it looks like a harem and everybody lays naked on individual low beds and massages each other with scented oils. This room is veeery popular.
Have a blast!
Quote by burnie
I like the idea of having a spasm after been tortured with a pizza cutter and then wrapped in a blanket. I could understand the need for melon then.......and pork pie or maybe a nice scotch egg.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: and a couple of pieces of cheese and pineapple :twisted: Quote by jezzay
I quote : " Swingers' Clubs are the only places left in England where you'll get cheese and pineapple on sticks". I object!! How long are we going to put up with these vicious attacks.
Jezzay
At least the pineapple wasn't crappy tinned version - that's 10 out of 10 for class.
Quote by burnie
fun wise....no
The loft is the place to play there.
:lol: :lol: We had heard that there was very little swapping there but that certainly wasn't the case in the loft. We had lots and lots of fun, we even missed our second dinner because by the time we came down most of the food was gone. Passing through the corridors and the red-light area it mostly looked like people playing on their own with lots of watchers though.
We went on a Sunday and would definitely do a Sunday again rather than a Saturday. The more mature certainly know how to party. :wink:
Sexlightened
I know this is off the subject slightly but have you guys tried vodka and cola ice poles???
On a hot summers evening (yeah right .. not in England) they are just fab
On a hot summers evening (yeah right .. not in England) they are just fab
You bet they do!
Nothing against the peoplein UK clubs - Jan and I have met loads of nice folk in Rochdale, Manchester, Lutterworth, Scaynes Hill - but the facilities in the European clubs are out of this world compared to the "cheap and cheerful" ( meant nicely ;-) ) UK versions.
Not been to Fun4Two yet ( had this idea it was north of Amsterdam for some reason rather than between Rotterdam and Gouda ) but our favourite club, Acanthus in Belgium, seems to be every bit as good - three floors, two discos, cinema, two restaurants ( one for non smokers ) - the works. Their new club in Paris opens next week and boy are we looking forward to checking it out!
I see that F4T's owner has made a million - hmmm.... just imagine a club as good as Acanthus or Fun4Two, without the hassle of a channel crossing and where folk spoke English as their first language..... then picture the twats from the News of the World camped outside :-(
Oh well, have to make a million some other way :-)
Nothing against the peoplein UK clubs - Jan and I have met loads of nice folk in Rochdale, Manchester, Lutterworth, Scaynes Hill - but the facilities in the European clubs are out of this world compared to the "cheap and cheerful" ( meant nicely ;-) ) UK versions.
Not been to Fun4Two yet ( had this idea it was north of Amsterdam for some reason rather than between Rotterdam and Gouda ) but our favourite club, Acanthus in Belgium, seems to be every bit as good - three floors, two discos, cinema, two restaurants ( one for non smokers ) - the works. Their new club in Paris opens next week and boy are we looking forward to checking it out!
I see that F4T's owner has made a million - hmmm.... just imagine a club as good as Acanthus or Fun4Two, without the hassle of a channel crossing and where folk spoke English as their first language..... then picture the twats from the News of the World camped outside :-(
Oh well, have to make a million some other way :-)
Sex God
How come there isn't a EU Commission ruling ALLOWING us to have legal swing clubs the same as on the Continent?
J & S
J & S
