Really Unfit

18 Jul 2005

Because our gun fired prematurely and spoiled our fun rolleyes

, we decided to amuse ourselves with weights instead.
OMG, I haven't trained for ages and I can't believe how unfit I am :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: .
I only did a few sit ups, 30 press ups and a few sets of weights with the 27kg barbell and I'm knackered :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: . I'm sitting here with arms like jelly. I can only just move my fingers to type. This is really sad. I can't believe I used to do really hard martial arts lessons 5, 6, sometimes 7 times a week.
Oh well, I guess old age starts here :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

18 Jul 2005

I tried to do a press-up once.
Mind you, Blue, I am older and iller* (physically, anyways) than you.
Take up a nice new hobby, the both of you, before you really join the ranks of the infirm.
Sudoku, anyone?
*is iller a word?

18 Jul 2005

Quote by Vix
*is iller a word?

It is now, Sweetie wink

and if it gets any worse, would we be illerer ??

18 Jul 2005

Keep at it, your muscles will eventually remember how to work properly. I had the same thing happen to me when I started playing footie regularly last year. For a few days after the first game I was walking like my uncle who has no natural hips left in his body, but now I can actually walk to the bus stop to go home without collapsing a la one day old giraffe.

18 Jul 2005

There's lots of other ways of exercising when you think about it blue.
I spend all day sitting on my ass driving, but when I park up in the evening I usually get exercised a bit! wink

:wink:

:whistling:

18 Jul 2005

ES! Censored or no, that's really taking the piss out of the AUP on avatars, innit?
Surprised you got away with it as static, for so long. lol

Very nice, though.
Sorry - hijack over. As you were, everyone.

18 Jul 2005

Quote by Vix
Take up a nice new hobby, the both of you

Swinging, perhaps? I've heard that swinging can be a VERY nice hobby :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Yes, supercachondo, I know if I keep it up that I will improve but the point is I can't believe how much I've lost :shock: :shock: :shock: ... the problem is that I'm so lazy rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

18 Jul 2005

Quote by Vix
ES! Censored or no, that's really taking the piss out of the AUP on avatars, innit?
Surprised you got away with it as static, for so long.
Very nice, though.
Sorry - hijack over. As you were, everyone.

No, no. It's alright, really. It's just a spangly bit on my knicks and a bit of my tummy showing through the hole. It's not a ring. Honest guv. Ask Lucy, she took the pic at the party before last in blue's attic!
redface

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18 Jul 2005

Quote by Vix
*is iller a word?

Ill is used in hip hop as an adjective and as such can be used comparatively, hence Have you ever hear an iller microphone thriller? No, my cypher's killer while yours is full of polyfilla
etc.

18 Jul 2005

You should see me after a week off aikido Blue, owww... Nothing to do with old age, just get back training (gently at first) and it soon all comes back smile

18 Jul 2005

Quote by Vix
Sudoku, anyone?
*is iller a word?

Now if you were suggesting Bukkake we'd all be joining in :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

18 Jul 2005

Kitty is that a new japanese crossword puzzle? biggrin

18 Jul 2005

Quote by PlymstockSteve
Kitty is that a new japanese crossword puzzle?

Tell me you're not for real. Please?

18 Jul 2005

Yeah sorry Vix got a bad sense of humour!! biggrin

18 Jul 2005

is not being really unfit a sure sign of a
GOTH ???

18 Jul 2005

Quote by deancannock
is not being really unfit a sure sign of a
GOTH ???

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
bolt

Runs and hides from Blue and her very non-goth weaponry!

18 Jul 2005

Quote by deancannock
is not being really unfit a sure sign of a
GOTH ???

Scarper !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deancannock... i know a man who can get you a false passport and outta the country in 24 hours......

18 Jul 2005

Quote by postie
is not being really unfit a sure sign of a
GOTH ???

Scarper !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deancannock... i know a man who can get you a false passport and outta the country in 24 hours......
cheers packing my bag as we speak....Pm me his number quick !!!!!

19 Jul 2005

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: oh my god i did more than you blue and i did some yesterday and ive got a 21yr old lad coming round for a workout and kickboxing lesson today(you lot put your dirty minds away please).
and im **yrs older than you wink

19 Jul 2005

Quote by PlymstockSteve
Kitty is that a new japanese crossword puzzle?

. They have an archive here... Why buy the book when you can download it at work and keep printing it when you make mistakes!

19 Jul 2005

It must be that time of year lol
We decided at the weekend we needed to get fitter too- only cos we want longer sex sessions- so we went and bought a bkie each. biggrin

So we felt suitably smug but then we wnet and bought a smoothie maker rolleyes

19 Jul 2005

Quote by Denise
ive got a 21yr old lad coming round for a workout and kickboxing lesson today

What, the 21 year old lad with the BIG dick that you've just been telling me about? :grin:

19 Jul 2005

I'm serious about exercise. I have a wind-up watch.

19 Jul 2005

I actually think it's to do with the heat too....
I've been training 4-5 times a week for the last 4 years or so, well for my particular chosen sport.....but this summer's training has been by far the hardest.
Step on to the pitch and after a couple of laps and sprints, I'm wringing wet and having to rest for a LOT of water and a sit down, and it seems it's not just me, my team mates have found the same thing :P
so actually point of all this blethering,,,,,is don't think about it too much, just get out and about, enjoy, walk, run, keep watered, and eat well and have a great summer :twisted:
the rest and fitness will come back in no time :P
also for Blue,
From what I see of your parties,,,,,,have a couple more and you'll be running marathons !!,,,

19 Jul 2005

im about to start powerkiting.... does that pass as a form of exercise???

19 Jul 2005

Quote by Nicola&Alan
im about to start powerkiting.... does that pass as a form of exercise???

Wossat, then? Is it a remote control kite? Or something you fly into power cables?? Or...is it like powerdressing...."hey, look at me, I've got a kite and you need to take me seriously!"......I'm confused (but then you'd probably guessed that).... :-)

19 Jul 2005

Quote by yehaf
im about to start powerkiting.... does that pass as a form of exercise???

Wossat, then? Is it a remote control kite? Or something you fly into power cables?? Or...is it like powerdressing...."hey, look at me, I've got a kite and you need to take me seriously!"......I'm confused (but then you'd probably guessed that).... :-)

i hope that pic comes out...
this is kite buggying, im going to do this once i can fly the kite withough garotting someone... basically its a bloody big kite that can pull you around whether it is on land in a buggy or on a skateboard tupe thing or on snow or in the water....
do a google for powerkites and you will soon get the idea of what it is...

19 Jul 2005

Seems like a lot of fun. Where would you do it? Do they have any extreme sport versions that you do off cliffs? If they do. Don't!

19 Jul 2005

Quote by Nicola&Alan
im about to start powerkiting.... does that pass as a form of exercise???

Wossat, then? Is it a remote control kite? Or something you fly into power cables?? Or...is it like powerdressing...."hey, look at me, I've got a kite and you need to take me seriously!"......I'm confused (but then you'd probably guessed that).... :-)

i hope that pic comes out...
this is kite buggying, im going to do this once i can fly the kite withough garotting someone... basically its a bloody big kite that can pull you around whether it is on land in a buggy or on a skateboard tupe thing or on snow or in the water....
do a google for powerkites and you will soon get the idea of what it is...
Jeez, you're ging to develop some serious arm muscles!

19 Jul 2005

I am so ashamed of my unfitness and lack of muscles that I have now resorted to taking pics and posting them as avatars.
<<<<< :shock:
This public humiliation might inspire me to lift weight more often in order to improve this awful flaw in my appearance.
Or not confused

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