OK, ok... I'm a geek - how many damn closets does this site want me to come out of?
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Quote by Mister_Discreet
-----BEGIN GEEK CODE B-- LOCK-----
Version:
GMU/CA/O d- s a C++ U*++++ P L+ E-- W+++$ N o-- !K !w---
O? M++ V-- PS+++ PE++ Y+ PGP- t-- 5? X-- R tv- b++ DI++++ D---
G e h---@ r+++@ y**++++
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My God, HOW big ???
:lol: :lol:( You owe me a pint for that build up )
Quote by Bloodrush
-----BEGIN GEEK CODE B-- LOCK-----
Version:
GMU/CA/O d- s a C++ U*++++ P L+ E-- W+++$ N o-- !K !w---
O? M++ V-- PS+++ PE++ Y+ PGP- t-- 5? X-- R tv- b++ DI++++ D---
G e h---@ r+++@ y**++++
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My God, HOW big ???
:lol: :lol:( You owe me a pint for that build up )
Night night!
Jezzay
Orgasminator
I suppose I'd better admit that I'm a geek and prove my credentials:
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GCM/CS/TW d-- s++/++ a- C++$ UL+++$ P+>+++ L++$ E- W+++ N o-- K? w$ O? M+ V PS+++ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5+++ X- R++($) tv-- b++++ DI++ D++ G e+ h-->---(-) r+++ m*
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If anyone feels the urge to translate that back into english or to work out their own geek code (or simply wants to know what all the gibberish is all about), then version of the geek code can be found here .
-----BEGIN GEEK CODE-----
GCM/CS/TW d-- s++/++ a- C++$ UL+++$ P+>+++ L++$ E- W+++ N o-- K? w$ O? M+ V PS+++ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5+++ X- R++($) tv-- b++++ DI++ D++ G e+ h-->---(-) r+++ m*
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If anyone feels the urge to translate that back into english or to work out their own geek code (or simply wants to know what all the gibberish is all about), then version of the geek code can be found here .
Sex God
Quote by flapjackboy
I would post my geek code, but I can't be arsed to write it all out again.
Don't blame you fjb. I tried deciphering Deviated Preverts and got as far as erm.. W+++ before my eyes went :crazy:
#include
#include <fstream.h>
int main()
{
//{Health,skill,offense,defense,Gold}
int Paladin = {100, 20, 10, 12, 0}; //Paladin's values
int Wizard = {80, 18, 8, 16, 0}; //Wizard's values
int Elf = {110, 15, 12, 9, 0}; //Elf's values
int Goblin = {40, 8, 6, 3}; //Goblin's values
int Troll = {60, 10, 13, 7}; //Troll's values
int Giant = {100, 14, 15, 8}; //Giant's values
int Sorcerer = {140, 25, 17, 12}; //Sorcerer's values
char filename;
cout << "filename:";
cin >> filename;
ifstream fin(filename);
if(!fin)
{
cout << "Unable to open " << filename << " for reading. ";
return 0;
}
char ch;
while (! ())
{
ch= ();
cout << ch;
if(ch == '1e')
();
}
cout << " ";
return 0;
}
A free pint to whoever can decipher this 
#include <fstream.h>
int main()
{
//{Health,skill,offense,defense,Gold}
int Paladin = {100, 20, 10, 12, 0}; //Paladin's values
int Wizard = {80, 18, 8, 16, 0}; //Wizard's values
int Elf = {110, 15, 12, 9, 0}; //Elf's values
int Goblin = {40, 8, 6, 3}; //Goblin's values
int Troll = {60, 10, 13, 7}; //Troll's values
int Giant = {100, 14, 15, 8}; //Giant's values
int Sorcerer = {140, 25, 17, 12}; //Sorcerer's values
char filename;
cout << "filename:";
cin >> filename;
ifstream fin(filename);
if(!fin)
{
cout << "Unable to open " << filename << " for reading. ";
return 0;
}
char ch;
while (! ())
{
ch= ();
cout << ch;
if(ch == '1e')
();
}
cout << " ";
return 0;
}
A free pint to whoever can decipher this
Orgasminator
Quote by Osmosis
#include
#include <fstream.h>
int main()
{
//{Health,skill,offense,defense,Gold}
int Paladin = {100, 20, 10, 12, 0}; //Paladin's values
int Wizard = {80, 18, 8, 16, 0}; //Wizard's values
int Elf = {110, 15, 12, 9, 0}; //Elf's values
int Goblin = {40, 8, 6, 3}; //Goblin's values
int Troll = {60, 10, 13, 7}; //Troll's values
int Giant = {100, 14, 15, 8}; //Giant's values
int Sorcerer = {140, 25, 17, 12}; //Sorcerer's values
char filename;
cout << "filename:";
cin >> filename;
ifstream fin(filename);
if(!fin)
{
cout << "Unable to open " << filename << " for reading. ";
return 0;
}
char ch;
while (! ())
{
ch= ();
cout << ch;
if(ch == '1e')
();
}
cout << " ";
return 0;
}
A free pint to whoever can decipher this
Looks suspiciously like a program that reads a file and writes it out again, with a load of D&D related variables declared at the top.
Quote by Deviated Prevert
#include
#include <fstream.h>
int main()
{
//{Health,skill,offense,defense,Gold}
int Paladin = {100, 20, 10, 12, 0}; //Paladin's values
int Wizard = {80, 18, 8, 16, 0}; //Wizard's values
int Elf = {110, 15, 12, 9, 0}; //Elf's values
int Goblin = {40, 8, 6, 3}; //Goblin's values
int Troll = {60, 10, 13, 7}; //Troll's values
int Giant = {100, 14, 15, 8}; //Giant's values
int Sorcerer = {140, 25, 17, 12}; //Sorcerer's values
char filename;
cout << "filename:";
cin >> filename;
ifstream fin(filename);
if(!fin)
{
cout << "Unable to open " << filename << " for reading. ";
return 0;
}
char ch;
while (! ())
{
ch= ();
cout << ch;
if(ch == '1e')
();
}
cout << " ";
return 0;
}
A free pint to whoever can decipher this
Looks suspiciously like a program that reads a file and writes it out again, with a load of D&D related variables declared at the top.
Damn :uhoh:
Err, next time I'm oop norf
Warming the Bed
As a fellow geek I fully endorse this posting!
Sex God
Quote by simon_hyde
As a fellow geek I fully endorse this posting!
Simon! You're a geek as well??!! Get your bloody hair cut :lol2: (sorry, private joke ;))
Warming the Bed
Yeah geeky hippy guy, Hadn't you guessed Angel? I'm even using a comic character as an avatar on here, couldn't find any D&D ones lol. On another topic(ish), its still geeky, isnt the new Kate Bush album wonderfull? Answers on a postcard to the usual address
Sexpert
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh dear.
<Looks at self>
Yes, I'm a geek too. Not that anyone who knows me a bit didn't know it.
The facts that I can count 20-odd languages I've programmed in but had fewer girlfriends than I can count on my fingers (in binary too of course!
), and considering I'm 30 next year; yep..
Although I'm trying to convert! Honest! I've been clubbing twice in the last 2 months (er... only cos they were fetish clubs
) and - danced! - yes, it does happen One of the last crazy 'vanilla' things I did was go shopping with a mate to our nearest big town at midnight to get him a Nintendo DS on day of release.. Oh, there's other things too but that's just pure geek for you. There are different types of nerds and geeks but computer nerds, I thought, are some of the most celebrated (if that's a good adjective to go with it).
--------
Oh and the code - yes it reads a file in byte by byte and outputs it to stdout, rather inefficiently; and I don't believe that '1e' thing will do much 'cos it would need a 0x1e instead to be properly interpreted as a single byte EOF. Which isn't the standards-compliant way to check for end of file anyway. You're kind of already doing it with () in the while() condition. It also outputs a new line after so it's not quite a no-effect filter.
Do I get a sip of the free pint?
<Looks at self>
Yes, I'm a geek too. Not that anyone who knows me a bit didn't know it.
The facts that I can count 20-odd languages I've programmed in but had fewer girlfriends than I can count on my fingers (in binary too of course!
), and considering I'm 30 next year; yep..Although I'm trying to convert! Honest! I've been clubbing twice in the last 2 months (er... only cos they were fetish clubs
) and - danced! - yes, it does happen One of the last crazy 'vanilla' things I did was go shopping with a mate to our nearest big town at midnight to get him a Nintendo DS on day of release.. Oh, there's other things too but that's just pure geek for you. There are different types of nerds and geeks but computer nerds, I thought, are some of the most celebrated (if that's a good adjective to go with it).--------
Oh and the code - yes it reads a file in byte by byte and outputs it to stdout, rather inefficiently; and I don't believe that '1e' thing will do much 'cos it would need a 0x1e instead to be properly interpreted as a single byte EOF. Which isn't the standards-compliant way to check for end of file anyway. You're kind of already doing it with () in the while() condition. It also outputs a new line after so it's not quite a no-effect filter.
Do I get a sip of the free pint?
Orgasminator
Quote by breezer
Oh and the code - yes it reads a file in byte by byte and outputs it to stdout, rather inefficiently; and I don't believe that '1e' thing will do much 'cos it would need a 0x1e instead to be properly interpreted as a single byte EOF. Which isn't the standards-compliant way to check for end of file anyway. You're kind of already doing it with () in the while() condition. It also outputs a new line after so it's not quite a no-effect filter.
Do I get a sip of the free pint?
You can have the free pint as your explanation is far better than mine and I don't drink anyway. In my defence I'd point out that I'm a sysadmin who programs occasionally rather than an expert code monkey.
Sexpert
Quote by Deviated Prevert
You can have the free pint as your explanation is far better than mine and I don't drink anyway. In my defence I'd point out that I'm a sysadmin who programs occasionally rather than an expert code monkey.
Fair enough. I'm more of a programmer with a little bit of sysadmin skills (and not really much of a network admin). It's all the sys-admin skills people need when your friends/random people say "oh he's the computery one around here he'll know how to fix it" with all their PC problems. But I survive. It's almost like asking a racing driver to work on your saloon's air conditioning for you. Not quite the same job (maybe I exaggerate the difference a bit, and perhaps some drivers could; but it's to make a point).
By the time we were anywhere close enough for you to buy me a pint (say, at a munch, should/if you go to them) unless you're a likely respondent to my ads and not too far away; it would be a very stale pint. I therefore do the decent thing and offer to let you buy one for me and drink it yourself. Can't go wasting all that beer/whatever now can we?
(PS: Hurrah, I'm learning to click Preview then submit rather than submit, view, edit, submit!)
Quote by bluelarma
Flapjackboy
you have created a male geek club everyone is admiting to being a geek.I think there maybe imposters,why not create a true geek test?A bit like the goverment creating a british citzen test.
You mean something like ?
Orgasminator
Quote by Deviated Prevert
Oh and the code - yes it reads a file in byte by byte and outputs it to stdout, rather inefficiently; and I don't believe that '1e' thing will do much 'cos it would need a 0x1e instead to be properly interpreted as a single byte EOF. Which isn't the standards-compliant way to check for end of file anyway. You're kind of already doing it with () in the while() condition. It also outputs a new line after so it's not quite a no-effect filter.
Do I get a sip of the free pint?
You can have the free pint as your explanation is far better than mine and I don't drink anyway. In my defence I'd point out that I'm a sysadmin who programs occasionally rather than an expert code monkey.
Don't worry I only got a vague guist of what it said... now had it been written in 6502 assembler, or RPG/400 (and no thats not role play game, lol) or (ducks for cover(see ), C#) I may have understood it in greater detail ;-)
While c# is a rip off of java and which is a rip off of C++ language with automatic memory allocation and de-allocation solving many of the problams associated with C and C++ where the "language" is unable to check the validity at the creation of the executable code, and basic which is also a p-code language which is clumsy but allows you to be as inefficient as you want with no problems except through logistical flow I find its abbility to be typecast and introspection to be far better than java especially its ability to handle and assign values to data objects without actually knowing the type of said objects... which is great untill you assign an incorrect type, lol.
OK, I'm an ex code cutter nerd, now I'm an erotic photographer (pornographer in laymans terms)... I still get to work with naked varables, just they happen to be a lot more interesting than the ones in a computer, just as temprimental at times though and often prone to incorrect type casting, pointers going off into space, incorrectly constructed and destructed varables, and often leave a mess that requires garbage collection.... OH SHIT i'm still a NERD!!!! lol.
Orgasminator
Give me a geek anyday! :rose:
They are kind of on the list of people you shouldn't fancy but do.....
They are kind of on the list of people you shouldn't fancy but do.....
Orgasminator
Quote by flapjackboy
Give me a geek anyday! :rose:
They are kind of on the list of people you shouldn't fancy but do.....
My experience is that we're on the list of people you should fancy, but don't in a lot of women's minds.
Well this woman's mind must be different from the women's minds you have experienced, 'coz this woman likes geeks and is not ashamed to admit it :D
Quote by onlyme1981
Give me a geek anyday! :rose:
They are kind of on the list of people you shouldn't fancy but do.....
My experience is that we're on the list of people you should fancy, but don't in a lot of women's minds.
Well this woman's mind must be different from the women's minds you have experienced, 'coz this woman likes geeks and is not ashamed to admit it :D
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Sexpert
Well, onlyme1981 - you're in the right place.. Hampshire's close to Surrey too, isn't it?? (hint, hint.... :twisted:
Brilliant! Very clever, piercedJon. I think even without doing a great job at the comparison you've proved your a nerd, just by trying to find those pun-inducing ways they're alike. The fact you've succeeded so well is just the cherry on top. Do you mind if I correct your spelling for you? (doh! spelling nerd strikes… ← note the html entities)
:twisted:Quote by piercedJon
OK, I'm an ex code cutter nerd, now I'm an erotic photographer (pornographer in laymans terms)... I still get to work with naked variables, just they happen to be a lot more interesting than the ones in a computer, just as temperamental at times though and often prone to incorrect type casting, pointers going off into space, incorrectly constructed and destructed variables, and often leave a mess that requires garbage collection.... OH SHIT i'm still a NERD!!!! lol.
Brilliant! Very clever, piercedJon. I think even without doing a great job at the comparison you've proved your a nerd, just by trying to find those pun-inducing ways they're alike. The fact you've succeeded so well is just the cherry on top. Do you mind if I correct your spelling for you? (doh! spelling nerd strikes… ← note the html entities)
"Nerds 4 Birds"
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Oh yesssssssssssssss :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Oh I want my very own Nerd :bounce: I shall love him and hug him and pet him and kiss him feed him sweets and I shall call him George
I've got so many wires in this place, half of em aren't connected to ANYTHING, but daren't move them in case something breaks down :shock: Oh what I would give for my very own Nerd :rose:
PS - Do Nerds also clean out gutters, go up ladders at xmas light time n drill things? 8-)
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Oh yesssssssssssssss :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Oh I want my very own Nerd :bounce: I shall love him and hug him and pet him and kiss him feed him sweets and I shall call him George
I've got so many wires in this place, half of em aren't connected to ANYTHING, but daren't move them in case something breaks down :shock: Oh what I would give for my very own Nerd :rose:
PS - Do Nerds also clean out gutters, go up ladders at xmas light time n drill things? 8-)
Sex God
I had a geek once but I gave him up for talking about computer stuff all the time..... even through sex. :shock: His idea of a kinky night in was rewiring the PC. :doh:
I'll pass on this one, you other girlies can have my share of geek all to yourselves!
I'd rather have geeks as lover or friends, not longterm boyfriends.
Gem. x
I'll pass on this one, you other girlies can have my share of geek all to yourselves!
I'd rather have geeks as lover or friends, not longterm boyfriends.
Gem. x
Orgasminator
Quote by little gem
I had a geek once but I gave him up for talking about computer stuff all the time..... even through sex. :shock: His idea of a kinky night in was rewiring the PC. :doh:
I'll pass on this one, you other girlies can have my share of geek all to yourselves!
I'd rather have geeks as lover or friends, not longterm boyfriends.
Gem. x
I'd like to point out that not all geeks are that bad, certainly I've never talked about computers during sex. I'll admit though that I gave up going out drinking in order to save up for the bits to build my first PC many years ago.
Orgasminator
Quote by onlyme1981
Give me a geek anyday! :rose:
They are kind of on the list of people you shouldn't fancy but do.....
:happy: :happy:
I just took Flapjackboy's geek test and it claims I'm an 'Extreme Geek', probably because it was able to expose the fact that as well as a computer geek I'm also an inveterate roleplayer and science/maths nerd.
Quote by Missy
"Nerds 4 Birds"
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Oh yesssssssssssssss :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Oh I want my very own Nerd :bounce: I shall love him and hug him and pet him and kiss him feed him sweets and I shall call him George
I've got so many wires in this place, half of em aren't connected to ANYTHING, but daren't move them in case something breaks down :shock: Oh what I would give for my very own Nerd :rose:
PS - Do Nerds also clean out gutters, go up ladders at xmas light time n drill things? 8-)
Only the rare breed of adventurer nerds. Those with stubble, whips and a hairy chest
:rascal: 