In the wide world of dating, there are many options. Do you go for the flashy guy with the smooth smile, or the dude in the corner typing away on his laptop? The following are reasons why I think my fellow females should pay more attention to the quiet geeks and nerds, and less attention to the flashy boys.
1.) While geeks and nerds may be awkward, they’re well-meaning 9 out of 10 times. That smooth dude with the sly grin and the spider hands? Wonder what HIS intentions are... plus, I’ve never had a geek guy not call me when he said he would. Score major points THERE.
2.) They’re useful. In this tech-savvy world, it’s great to have a b/f who can make your laptop, desktop, and just about anything else that plugs into a wall behave itself.
3.) They’re more romantic than they’re given credit for. Ok true, their idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all the reasons why they love you, with links to pics of you and sonnets and such... but hey. It lasts longer than flowers, plus you can show your friends.
4.) Due to their neglected status, there are plenty to choose from. You like ‘em tall and slender? There are plenty of geeks/nerds who are. You like ‘em smaller with more meat on their bones? Got that too.
5.) They’ve got brains. Come on now, how can intelligence be a bad thing?
6.) Most are quite good at remembering dates. Like birthdates and such, especially if they know it’ll make you happy. Due again to their neglected status, they’re more attentive than guys who “have more optionsâ€. Plus, with all that down time without a steady girlfriend, they’ll likely have mental lists of all the things they’d love to do once they GOT a girlfriend.
7.) Sex. Yep. Sex. I’m not really familiar with this myself, but I’ve friends who’ve been intimate with geek guys and it’s raves all around. They say a virgin wrote the Kama Sutra... all that time thinking about sex, imagining sex, dreaming about sex, (they are male after all) coupled with a desire to make you happy? Use your imagination.
8.) They’re relatively low-maintenance. Most can be fueled on pizza, Twinkies and Mt Dew. No complicated dinners needed here, so if you’re not the best cook, eh. Can you order a pizza?
9.) Most frequent bars as often as slugs frequent salt mines. You won’t have to worry much about your geek guy getting his “groove†on with club hotties because, frankly, he’ll be too busy rooting around under his computer wondering where that spare cable went. You won’t have to worry about him flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10 times, he’ll zip right by them in a perfect b-line towards the nearest electronics store. I’ve seen this happen.
Me: “Eww. Victoria Secret’s Models... They’re so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!â€
Geek Guy: “ooooooo...â€
Me: “Hey!†*notices he is staring lustfully towards the computer store*
Geek Guy: “What?â€
Me: “Never mind...â€
10.) Although he may not want to go to every outing with you, you can arrange swaps, as in, you’ll go to his Gamer Con dressed as an elf princess if he’ll take you to the ballet. Plus, if he doesn’t want to go someplace with you, you won’t have to worry much about what he’s up to. You’ll probably come home to find him asleep on his keyboard in a sea of Mt. Dew cans with code blinking from the screen. It’s ok. He’s used to this. Just toss a blanket over him and turn out the light.
11.) His friends aren’t jerks. I can’t stress this enough. You’ll more likely get “Omg! A GIRL!! Can I see?!†than “Hey hot stuff back that ass up here and let me get some grub on...†They’re awkward geeks too and will, 9 times out of 10, treat you with the utmost respect and, more than likely, a note of awe. A cute girl picked one of their clan to date? It could happen to them! Hope! Drag some of your single girlfriends over, open up a pack of Mt. Dew, crack open the DnD set and get working. Nothing impresses geek guys more than a girl who can hack-n-slash (well ok maybe if she can code... a geek can dream).
12.) They’re rarely if ever possessive. They trust you, so you can be yourself around them. You like to walk around the house in a ratty t-shirt for comfort? He won’t care. He does too! They won’t get pissy if you don’t wear make-up or don’t want to bother primping your hair. If you gain a few pounds, they won’t try their best to make you feel like crap.
13.) They’re usually very well educated. Physics majors and the like. See #5. You won’t have to listen to him blathering on about his car (ok maybe a little), he’ll have loads of other interesting things to talk about. Politics, world events, how much the chicken burgers down at the local place rock, so long as you douse them in hot sauce...
14.) You’ll almost never have to hear, “Yaw dawg whazzap!!†plop out of their mouths. Unless it’s in jest. They spell properly, use correct punctuation, and are able to tell the difference between the toilet and the floor. They almost never get “wastedâ€, so you won’t have to worry about coming home to find him and his friends passed out on the floor amidst a pile of beer bottles. Mt. Dew cans, perhaps...
15.) And the final reason why geeks and nerds make great boyfriends: They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that’s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you. That kind of thing lasts longer than “DaMN baby you got a fine ass!!!†Believe me.
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Sex God
OK you convinced me... where do I sign up? 
Sex God
Quote by flapjackboy
Just sign on the dotted line, Angel
..............Angel Chat (nw) ...........................................................
Does he come with free home delivery? ;)
Sex God
Well done flapjackboy, I owe you a drink for forwarding the cause of geeks and nerds the world over.
:thumbup:
:cheers:
Not that I would be included in that category for even a moment.
:thumbup:
:cheers: Not that I would be included in that category for even a moment.
Orgasminator
Quote by rogerthedragon
Well done flapjackboy, I owe you a drink for forwarding the cause of geeks and nerds the world over.
:thumbup:
Not that I would be included in that category for even a moment.
DITTO
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Well done flapjackboy, I owe you a drink for forwarding the cause of geeks and nerds the world over.
:thumbup:
Not that I would be included in that category for even a moment.
DITTO
Double ditto.... and I can be reserved online through the Argos "collect at shop" option
Sex God
Quote by flapjackboy
Just sign on the dotted line, Angel
..............Angel Chat (nw) ...........................................................
Does he come with free home delivery? ;)
Sorry, Angel. It's warehouse pickup only, I'm afraid. :wink:
but... but... I can't drive with a broken wrist :cry: Foiled again
Quote by Angel Chat
Just sign on the dotted line, Angel
..............Angel Chat (nw) ...........................................................
Does he come with free home delivery? ;)
Sorry, Angel. It's warehouse pickup only, I'm afraid. :wink:
but... but... I can't drive with a broken wrist :cry: Foiled again
Well, you can always get a fellow female Manc swinger to drive you down and you can share me...
Sex God
Maybe us geeks should hire a minibus and go on tour - "Nerds on wheels"
Sex God
Quote by flapjackboy
Just sign on the dotted line, Angel
..............Angel Chat (nw) ...........................................................
Does he come with free home delivery? ;)
Sorry, Angel. It's warehouse pickup only, I'm afraid. :wink:
but... but... I can't drive with a broken wrist :cry: Foiled again
Well, you can always get a fellow female Manc swinger to drive you down and you can share me...
Now FJB that's just being greedy..... now where did I put my little black book :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by flapjackboy
Now FJB that's just being greedy..... now where did I put my little black book :twisted:
Hey, come on... After 3 years in the sexual wilderness, I've got a fair bit of catching up to do. :shock:
3 years..... why am I suddenly thinking of Mt Vesuvius? :shock:
:grin:
Sex God
Jezzay! 
bloodrush... is this a cunning stunt to capture either myself or the lovely Jezzay? (I think we're rather similar actually, except she has much better legs than I do
)
bloodrush... is this a cunning stunt to capture either myself or the lovely Jezzay? (I think we're rather similar actually, except she has much better legs than I do
) Quote by Angel Chat
Jezzay!
bloodrush... is this a cunning stunt to capture either myself or the lovely Jezzay? (I think we're rather similar actually, except she has much better legs than I do
Err, would you believe I'm a geek... openly admitting it's a stunning cu... :doh: sorry, cunning stunt :wink:
Quote by Angel Chat
Jezzay!
bloodrush... is this a cunning stunt to capture either myself or the lovely Jezzay? (I think we're rather similar actually, except she has much better legs than I do
Thank you for the compliment. But if your avatar is anything to go by seems I miss out further up!!!!!!!
Jezzay.
) Sex God
Quote by jezzay
I'm with you Flapjack, I'm so with you. But....
It's that bit when you're saying " Oh mi god.. I'm so... oh...oh... I'm so close but i can't quite...."
And Mr Geek says "Well I can only suggest you switch it off and then switch it on again!!!!!"
Jezzay.
(Only teasing....)
I was thinking from the geek you would get "Relax babe, creating a fully cross-referenced computer database of every Star Trek character develops a wonderful combination of dextrous fingers and enormous patience"
Quote by rogerthedragon
I'm with you Flapjack, I'm so with you. But....
It's that bit when you're saying " Oh mi god.. I'm so... oh...oh... I'm so close but i can't quite...."
And Mr Geek says "Well I can only suggest you switch it off and then switch it on again!!!!!"
Jezzay.
(Only teasing....)
I was thinking from the geek you would get "Relax babe, creating a fully cross-referenced computer database of every Star Trek character develops a wonderful combination of dextrous fingers and enormous patience"
Pfffft, that's not geek :P
Geek is when you've seen every episode :smug: :smug:
:shock: :shock: Oh........:uhoh:
Sex God
Angel, I have car and can drive, lets go pick uo a geek shall we. Okay you get Mon, Weds, Fri, and I get Tues, Thurs and Sat and we can just share on Sunday 
Sex God
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Angel, I have car and can drive, lets go pick uo a geek shall we. Okay you get Mon, Weds, Fri, and I get Tues, Thurs and Sat and we can just share on Sunday
Pick up more than one of us and you wont have to share.
:thumbup: You know it makes sense. :lol:
Quote by flapjackboy
Angel, I have car and can drive, lets go pick uo a geek shall we. Okay you get Mon, Weds, Fri, and I get Tues, Thurs and Sat and we can just share on Sunday
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
BUT... BUT... I need you to help me connect my CD Writer on Tuesday and restore my documents on Wednesday and get rid of that virus on Thursday and...and....and....
Jezzay
