Recent article in the Metro newspaper

11 Aug 2005

This is Alan's thread...
reading a recent article in the paper i was suprised that the russians have just found out that the size of your feet are directly proporsional to the size of the penis .This for those interested is the measurement of the length of the foot in centimetres +5cm /2. So if you have a foot that is 30cm long you then add 5cm =35 cm then divide by 2 = a lot of folk dont have size 12 feet the size of the normal penis will be smaller
And for all those ladies who like to fanticise, the swimmer 'Thorpe' for australia has size 17 shoes so that would make him a big boy ,lol.
and before you think of it Coco the clown has padded shoes not size 54

11 Aug 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Was just going to suggest going to look for Coco the clown, before I got to the end of your post!

11 Aug 2005

So if you have a foot that is 30cm long you then add 5cm =35 cm then divide by 2 =

= apporx 7" of cock
30cm of foot is what a size 9 / 10 male shoes?
I guess that will just have to do for me then :P

11 Aug 2005

Did the article say anything about the size of women's feet?
confused

:?:

11 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
So if you have a foot that is 30cm long you then add 5cm =35 cm then divide by 2 =

= apporx 7" of cock
30cm of foot is what a size 9 / 10 male shoes?
I guess that will just have to do for me then :P
30 cm is about a size 12 as far as i know... but find a guy and measure his foot!
anything more than this is the Yipeeee factor, lol, and no, you cannot measure the circumference of the foot to get the girth... unless you wanna try and calculate it
and nope, it said nothing about womens feet

11 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
So if you have a foot that is 30cm long you then add 5cm =35 cm then divide by 2 =

= apporx 7" of cock
30cm of foot is what a size 9 / 10 male shoes?
I guess that will just have to do for me then :P
Speaking as a wearer of size 9 shoes, I can confirm that this formula is absolute bollox. biggrin

11 Aug 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
So if you have a foot that is 30cm long you then add 5cm =35 cm then divide by 2 =

= apporx 7" of cock
30cm of foot is what a size 9 / 10 male shoes?
I guess that will just have to do for me then :P
Speaking as a wearer of size 9 shoes, I can confirm that this formula is absolute bollox. biggrin

dont blame me.... blame the russians!

11 Aug 2005

Quote by Nicola&Alan
So if you have a foot that is 30cm long you then add 5cm =35 cm then divide by 2 =

= apporx 7" of cock
30cm of foot is what a size 9 / 10 male shoes?
I guess that will just have to do for me then :P
Speaking as a wearer of size 9 shoes, I can confirm that this formula is absolute bollox. biggrin

dont blame me.... blame the russians!
Probably the same Russians who once claimed there were half a million people in Russia over the age of a hundred and twenty and that their oldest citizen was a hundred and sixty-five. lol

11 Aug 2005

Quote by Nicola&Alan
30 cm is about a size 12 as far as i know... but find a guy and measure his foot

The guy's who foot I would like to measure is too far way. :cry:
Just looked out side of my office and there are no men around :shock:
Ice Pie, take your shoes and socks off please (assuming you are wearing any) and measure your foot for me please, so I know how many cms = a size 9 male shoe……
I will then be able to work out the rest……..

11 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
30 cm is about a size 12 as far as i know... but find a guy and measure his foot

The guy's who foot I would like to measure is too far way. :cry:
Just looked out side of my office and there are no men around :shock:
Ice Pie, take your shoes and socks off please (assuming you are wearing any) and measure your foot for me please, so I know how many cms = a size 9 male shoeâ€¦â€¦
I will then be able to work out the restâ€¦â€¦..
im size 9-10 shoes and my foots heel to big toe

11 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
30 cm is about a size 12 as far as i know... but find a guy and measure his foot

The guy's who foot I would like to measure is too far way. :cry:
Just looked out side of my office and there are no men around :shock:
Ice Pie, take your shoes and socks off please (assuming you are wearing any) and measure your foot for me please, so I know how many cms = a size 9 male shoeâ€¦â€¦
I will then be able to work out the restâ€¦â€¦..
Just over 29cm, or 11Â½ inches, which is exactly the same length as my ....
.... forearm. biggrin

11 Aug 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
30 cm is about a size 12 as far as i know... but find a guy and measure his foot

The guy's who foot I would like to measure is too far way. :cry:
Just looked out side of my office and there are no men around :shock:
Ice Pie, take your shoes and socks off please (assuming you are wearing any) and measure your foot for me please, so I know how many cms = a size 9 male shoeâ€¦â€¦
I will then be able to work out the restâ€¦â€¦..
Just over 29cm, or 11Â½ inches, which is exactly the same length as my ....
.... forearm. biggrin

Que?????
What size shoe are you Ice?????
I'm a size 12 shoe and my foot is just under a foot (sorry someone had to say it and it might as well be me) my foot measures
According to the calculation that means my 'mini me' should be long???
I wish!!!!! In that case it would be nice if more than half of him would come out and play at least from time to time confused

Following on from this did anyone watch the docu type thing on BBC3 (sad i know but hey ho!) last night where a guy had a medical condition in younger life and has resulted in him having a member that measures 'just' 3inches when fully erect?
Anyway during the program he went to see a surgeon and he stated that if you were to draw a proportionality graph of penis sizes, the average size of a penis in the UK is 5 inches.
Sorrry but BOLLIX! i have seen my share and all I can say is that either i have seen all the gifted members of the male fraternity or the figure is wrong. No disrespect to those I've seen but I have a suspicion its the latter.

11 Aug 2005

Quote by Morbius
Que?????
What size shoe are you Ice?????.

Size 9.
I put the back of my heel against the wall and marked the floor at the end of my big toe. From the marker to the wall is 29 and a bit cm smile

(Busy day, can you tell? ;) )

11 Aug 2005

So in future when the ad says vvvwe,
All us ladies need to ask is feet size and we will know if they are telling the truth or not lol

:lol: :lol:

11 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
So in future when the ad says vvvwe,
All us ladies need to ask is feet size and we will know if they are telling the truth or not :lol: :lol:

Yeah, I've changed my mind - the formula works, I was just a bit cold getting out of that pool. rotflmao

11 Aug 2005

Blue, that must make your cock MASSIVE :shock:
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

11 Aug 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Blue, that must make your cock MASSIVE :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

You owe me a coffee... and a new keyboard. rotflmao

11 Aug 2005

Quote by angelnn66
Did the article say anything about the size of women's feet?
:?:

Angel, women don't have cocks anyway - you don't teach SRE do you? lol

Chris is size 11 shoe - shall I see if the formula works?

11 Aug 2005

This makes me not want to disclose the size of my feet, but all I can say is its all lies, damned lies I tell you! redface

:P

11 Aug 2005

If i ever walk on a landmine...and get both legs blown off... i'm going to order 2 wooden legs with size 20 feet, just to see the drooling when i walk in to a munch!
(yeah..walk, like Douglas Bader...)

11 Aug 2005

i saw the docu on bbc3 - and according to this theory the poor bastard shouldnt be able to stand up

11 Aug 2005

Clever bleedin Russians!!!.... They're right you know!!!!!
Size 8 feet = 26cm + 5cm / 2 = = 6" .......... but what the formula doesn't take into account is that then when I'm really excited and about to come I gain an extra inch and get a little bit thicker!!! (so I was told anyway!)
..... so the object lesson today is: no point packing a monster till you actually need it!

11 Aug 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
Clever bleedin Russians!!!.... They're right you know!!!!!
Size 8 feet = 26cm + 5cm / 2 = = 6" .......... but what the formula doesn't take into account is that then when I'm really excited and about to come I gain an extra inch and get a little bit thicker!!! (so I was told anyway!)
..... so the object lesson today is: no point packing a monster till you actually need it!

well next time you're about to blow....
stop and see if your feet have grown lol

11 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Clever bleedin Russians!!!.... They're right you know!!!!!
Size 8 feet = 26cm + 5cm / 2 = = 6" .......... but what the formula doesn't take into account is that then when I'm really excited and about to come I gain an extra inch and get a little bit thicker!!! (so I was told anyway!)
..... so the object lesson today is: no point packing a monster till you actually need it!

well next time you're about to blow....
stop and see if your feet have grown lol

Checked.... undiscernable ......maybe coz there's two of em and the additional growth is spread between them .........and besides my toenails need cutting so it's an innaccurate reading anyway.

11 Aug 2005

nicola here....
your now saying its a working formula but i have a male friend of mine with size 8 feet (work it out its late) and an 8 in cock.... that definately doesnt work

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Que?????
What size shoe are you Ice?????.

Size 9.
I put the back of my heel against the wall and marked the floor at the end of my big toe. From the marker to the wall is 29 and a bit cm smile

(Busy day, can you tell? ;) )
Now go figure...... I know I have wide feet but surely that doesnt make THAT much difference!...... is that linked to girth?

:crazy:
I measured mine again, yeah quiet day here to, and they are and I take a size 12, so to speak (easy Marms, down boy).
This shows that either
A) My tape measure is crap, blink

B) Ice's tape measure is crap, :confused:
C) Both our tape measures are crap, dunno

D) There is a discrepancy between shoe sizes as you travel around the country,
E) The further 'sauf' bolt

you live the greater the force of gravity is and the result is a swelling of the feet when bear foot which miraculously becomes reversed when in proximity to shoes. :undecided:
F) All of the above,
G) Some of the above,
H) None of the above and i have time on my hands to write this tosh.
OK i was bored... ICE your tapes knackered mate look rotflmao

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Morbius
OK i was bored... ICE your tapes knackered mate look here

Tape? What tape? Why would I own a tape measure? Tape measures are for people who do strange things like decorating their houses and building their own shelves.
I used a piece of string and then measured the piece of string on my guillotine (no, not for cutting people's heads off, for making name badges lol

)
The guillotine is marked up to 23cm and the bit of string left over was 6 and a bit. So you see, my approach to this study has been nothing but rigorously scientific, which is more than I can say for those bleedin Russians. :rotflmao:

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
OK i was bored... ICE your tapes knackered mate look here

Tape? What tape? Why would I own a tape measure? Tape measures are for people who do strange things like decorating their houses and building their own shelves.
I used a piece of string and then measured the piece of string on my guillotine (no, not for cutting people's heads off, for making name badges lol

)
The guillotine is marked up to 23cm and the bit of string left over was 6 and a bit. So you see, my approach to this study has been nothing but rigorously scientific, which is more than I can say for those bleedin Russians. :rotflmao:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
That explains why my requested small badge was a little 'over the top', i asked for a nice name badge but had to display it in an A4 document wallet lol

13 Aug 2005

Works for me and my size tens.

13 Aug 2005

but it doesnt work for women though.
I'm glad, i only have size 3 feet lol
lisamarie